The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

It was last Monday when I handed you the 100 dime winner on the Nuggets (+3') closing out the Lakers 113-111.
Tonight it's an epic game 7 between the Heat and Celtics and it's 100 dime winner #2 in a row.
Do the Heat get off the deck after one of the most gut wrenching losses in franchise history to keep it close or do they get blown out again just like game 5 here??
This 100 dimer was money in the bank in the Nuggets/Lakers game 4 and it will be money in the bank yet again tonight.
As for Sunday, my 60 dimer on the White Sox looked good at 5-4 heading into the bottom of the 9th only to watch closer Joe Kelly implode and not get the job done.
Hate fu@$#king closers. Absolutely fu@$#king hate them more than life itself. Can't tell you how many games over the years I have lost because of closers.
However, baseball can wait. Tonight is about one thing and one thing only....playoff 100 dime winner #2 in a row.
Time to close these last 3 days of May rock solid.
LFG!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang, being the lazy, incompetent scamming piece of shit he is, neglected to update his loss on the White Sox from yesterday on his Tale of the Tape. I graded the play at -105 for a loss of 63 Dimes, which is probably being generous as I saw a lot of -110 and -115 out there as well.

 

[sniperpicks]

love it when ? touts a big P in mlb and that the guy will dominate and then he plays the whole 9 inning or more line and loses late

if your guy will dominate then take the 5 innings line you Fvk !

 

[savage1]

Something tells me that if he did in fact have any clients, he would have gotten a nice big noticeable"fat lip" by now!!

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang & his company have no social media and no way to contact him personally. When you scam the public & lose at the level Lang does you have to hide out as much as possible.

 

[savage1]

Lang & his company have no social media and no way to contact him personally. When you scam the public & lose at the level Lang does you have to hide out as much as possible.

Imo if someone wanted to find Lang to "discuss things," it could be arranged for the right price!!

As we all know, "Money talks!!"

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Public is on the Heat plus the points.
I believe Lang will be on the Heat +7.5 as well.
Once again too many points for pudge to pass up and he is hoping for a cover or an outright win.
Plus the whole thing about no team coming back, blah blah blah. We all know Lang lives and dies with trends like that.

 

[finman13]

NBA teams down 3-0: How many teams have come back to force a Game 6, Game 7? | Sporting News

No team has come back from being down 3-0 to win a best of seven series. Who has come close to the historic feat?

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Well well. A positive contribution.

 

[sniperpicks]

what a mess , celtics played like they thought they just had to walk on court and win

 

[finman13]

Thank you Heat for eliminating the Celtics. Sorry faders for the Lang win. Will be interesting who Lang jumps on first for the finals.

 

[finman13]

Damn. Heat getting 8 game one. Lang probably on the dog.
I think this is an interesting series. Who gives a shit about ratings?

 

[finman13]

what a mess , celtics played like they thought they just had to walk on court and win

They do that a lot which is why they aren't a great team despite people anointing them.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,449.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,495 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,490)

PAID PICKS: 70-75-2 / 48.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-12, -63.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (1W-4L) -499 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

19-19, -360 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 6-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

7-8, -205.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,322.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,225 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$125,170)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,449.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/29/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Man it felt good to be on he right side of that game 7 last night.
Would things have been different it Jason Tatum hadn't sprained his ankle on the first play of the game? Maybe!!!!!
But at the end of the day it was Jaylin Brown who needed to step up and he didn't, playing perhaps one of his worst playoff games ever.
And with that, the Miami Heat handed me a 100 dime winner destroying the Celtics winning outright 103-84.
Nice to finish that series with a winner.
Now we get ready to jump right into the NBA finals starting Thursday with the Heat and the Nuggets.
In the meantime, let's hand the world a couple of baseball winnners the next 2 days and gear up for game one Thursday.
LFG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang only charged himself +100 for Sunday's loss on the White Sox.
And I thought I was being generous only charging him -105, lol.
Once a crook, always a crook.

 

[phelps123]

No way it was +100!

 

[phelps123]

Lang losing big on Angels!

 

[RidgeRider]

If Lang losses tonight unless he gives out and hits a 150 dime play tomorrow he'll have lost 17 of 21 months. The guy is a straight up LOSER!