The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[esulima]

My #1 pet peeve in 30 years of handicapping college basketball is players who can't make fu#$$%king free throws when it counts.
Forget the fact San Diego State went 13 of 22 for the game. 9 fu#$%$king misses.
In the last 6 minutes of the game the Aztecs missed 6 of their last 8 free throws and the frustrating part: all 3 players were 75% or better from the line for the season.
Jason LeDee (75%) went 1-4, Micah Parrish (77%) 0-2 and Matt Bradley (79%) 1-2.
And that ladies and gentleman is how you lose a 200 dime play.
San Diego State, which played no defense in the first half, held FAU to 11 points in the last 11 minutes of the game and still figured out a way not to cover.
But as I said a moment ago, in a tight game missed free throws are going to cost you and they most certainly did last night.
After 3 straight 200 dime winners in this tournament going back to last year and all by double digits, that was a tough pill to swallow last night.
Frustrated? Absolutely. Fuc#%$#ing pissed? Absolutely. Just make free throws and the narrative of this Sunday is a whole lot different.
Let's move on.
NBA takes center stage tonight and it's the marquee game of the day: Sixers/Bucks.

He on 6ers

 

[savage1]

What's that six CONSECUTIVE LOSSES with Philly!!

Who/what is he going to blame it on this time-the temperature in the building, that one of the Sixer key players got shut off

by his wife or significant other, the Philly coach not properly preparing the team for the game, or what!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What's that six CONSECUTIVE LOSSES with Philly!!

Who/what is he going to blame it on this time-the temperature in the building, that one of the Sixer key players got shut off

by his wife or significant other, the Philly coach not properly preparing the team for the game, or what!!!

Yep, his 6th loss in a row for a total of 511.5 Dimes ($5,115).
Those $10 a dime bettors are rolling over in their graves because they all died a long time ago.

Lang will ignore this loss, not even mention it, and hype up his Finals pick.
Telling us all some bullshit story about how he has the winner and to trust him.
Just ignore everything that has transpired up to now, LOL.
Then he will flip his coin and that will be that.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,040 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,400 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,395)

PAID PICKS: 44-47-1 / 48.3%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 0-2, -253 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (0W-6L) -511.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-11-1, -398 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-4

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

5-10, -606 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,913 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,130 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,075)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,040 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Holy shit!
Aztecs win by 1 on a shot at the buzzer and Lang gets fucked!

The perfect ending, GO AZTECS!

I have been advertising this play for a week do you really think I'm going to lose it

You got fucked up the ass by a male Silverback.

 

[finman13]

Lang already got his excuse ready, NOT HIS FAULT, it was the missed free throws.

And FAU threw the ball away multiple times and botched a layup. It's sports dummy.

 

[finman13]

Crickets from that moronic troll pro anal.

 

[proanalyser]

Use Coupon Code: Rare200
Understand this right now: This isn't me chasing. This isn't me being desperate. This is me not being afraid to rate a game that requires being rated a 200 dime release.

I will not allow that loss from releasing what I feel is one of the easiest championship releases I've ever seen in 30 years in this business. Time to build the bankroll. Trust Me.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

No way he is not on UConn after they won him 200 units last Saturday. Just like every other bettor. Hard to blame them the way UConn been destroying everyone.

 

[finman13]

And how could you say san diego state is an easy cover against Uconn? I haven't heard a single person take san diego state. Would be great if they won though.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Did I come up short on Saturday in my bid to hand the world a 4th straight college basketball 200 dime winner in this tournament on Saturday? YES!!!
If 3 San Diego State free throw shooters, all of whom shoot better than 75% from the line for the season, don't miss 6 of their last 8, the narrative today is different.
However, they choked, hit a shot at the buzzer to win by 1 and fail to cover.
I will not allow that loss from releasing what I feel is one of the easiest championship releases I've ever seen in 30 years in this business.
Understand this right now: This isn't me chasing. This isn't me being desperate. This is me not being afraid to rate a game that requires being rated a 200 dime release.
And this San Diego St/UConn match up today IS THAT GAME...!!!!!!!
Prior to the Aztecs meltdown on Saturday, I had just handed you 3 straight 200 dime winners and all 3 won by double digits over the last 2 years.
Now you have one of two choices today:
You can judge me on my performance in this year's tourney so far and pass on this game and quite frankly, who could blame you.
Or, you can judge me on the fact that I am 3-1 my last 4 with this 200 dime release the last 2 years.
You either trust me today or you don't. Nothing more needs to be said.
Good luck with whatever you choose today but I will make it 4 out of 5 today.
Just you watch me.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What do you do when you are 0-6, -511.5 on the week?
You come with another 200 Dime play!
When your bankroll is entirely made up of Monopoly cash, why the fuck not?

What an absolute joke this guy is. In his write up he just repeats EVERYTHING he said in his last 200 Dime loser.
I'm not chasing... he is. Wants you to trust him... we don't. Says he's going to win, just watch him... we have, and he is a loser, clown handicapper.

So if the clown flips his coin right today he will go 1-6 on the week and lose 311.5 Dimes.
If he flips it wrong he will go 0-7, and lose 731.5 Dimes.

Either way he is a huge loser.
If he wins it will be all he talks about for the next couple of weeks.
If he loses he will bury it and MOVE ON!

? ? ? ? ?

 

[ac_slater]

He is on UCONN

 

[sniperpicks]

Whole world ? on Uconn

if ??? wins he will claim he told us all ????? like we didn’t already have the idea and had to have this meat head tell us

 

[hanziman]

Maybe Lang will get lucky tonight, come on Pimpy have a heart for once.

 

[ziggym97]

Imo UConn Wins Straight Up But San Diego St Covers.

 

[savage1]

The only sure thing is that if Lang finally wins one after six straight losses and in the process burying anyone who played his

games this March, he will brag about how right he was, his brilliant write-up and totally disregard the fact that hundreds of other cappers

also had UConn!!

 

[phelps123]

Imo UConn Wins Straight Up But San Diego St Covers.

UConn won every game easily by double digits every game. Everyone will think UConn is the very easy winner. Casinos are going to win big today haha. The public are going to be trapped big.