The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[gregboy59]

I love this loser!

Misery loves company

 

[sniperpicks]

0-6 what a ? rhis ? is. Don’t lose it back. F his dimes

 

[Typhoon]

FDU for the winning bracket!

now 16.5 @ Heritage

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I know dumb question, but since he’s lost every game since Monday; should we not fade this game? He has FDU, big line! I know double digit dogs in first round usually get killed in second game but look at Princeton yesterday.

Damn, everything was goin' great until this guy showed up.

 

[finman13]

now 16.5 @ Heritage

That's stunning.

 

[finman13]

Lang on the precipice of ending it all and then gets a silly line that just kept going up. I wonder what he released the game at?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 622.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $6,225 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,220)

PAID PICKS: 39-38-1 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 8-10-1, -382.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (1W-5L) -323.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-7-1, -263 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

1-5, -323.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[sniperpicks]

Sometimes you let little brother WIN so he keeps trying. We need LANG to win here and there. It’s a marathon fade that lines the fade crowds pockets

He gave the world 6 losers in a row. If you didn’t get fat then you should quit gambling

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,495.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $94,955 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$116,900)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 622.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/19/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It wasn't the kind of start I wanted to the big tourney but to end it on Sunday with an easy 100 dime winner on Fairleigh Dickinson was huge.
I told you that the huge double digit dog FDU would be in the game the whole way and they were as FAU led by double digits only twice the entire game.
We have 4 rounds next weekend, then 2 more rounds the following week so you do the math. I'm talking 6 more selections in the big tourney.
All I am going to say is don't count me out to pull off something special.
The lines are out and I am pretty locked in already to what I see on Thursday and Friday so in the meantime, let's build the bankroll the next 4 days.
Tonight I turn to the NBA breaking down the last game on the board as I look to hand you a 5th straight 30 dime winner.
Let's get a 2nd straight winning day on the board.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sometimes you let little brother WIN so he keeps trying. We need LANG to win here and there.

Even if Lang lost 100 plays in a row he'd still put out plays, he doesn't give a shit. He'd just hide the losses the best he could and move on.
Translation, we don't need Lang to win shit!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

We have 4 rounds next weekend, then 2 more rounds the following week so you do the math. I'm talking 6 more selections in the big tourney.
All I am going to say is don't count me out to pull off something special.

Gotta love Lang and his empty promises that he is just going to kill it over the next 6 Tournament plays and pull off something "SPECIAL!"
All he's gonna do is chase, chase and chase some more.
And what happens when he shits the bed??? NOTHING! He just moves on to the NBA and MLB and feeds the "world" more lies about how wonderful he is.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is down 833 DIMES (that's $8,330 for those Lang $10 a dime bettors) this College Hoops season.
But don't count him out because for the final 6 plays he MIGHT do something "SPECIAL!"

LANG IS SPECIAL!

 

[sniperpicks]

Pimpy. I recall years ago when he was AWFUL for a long long run he vanished. No plays. Buyers were forced to select another guy

what was the TRUTH on his absence ? I recall it being he was cut off. Lost too much. No sales. Took a break, Forced upon him ?

What’s the real reason if that’s not it ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy. I recall years ago when he was AWFUL for a long long run he vanished. No plays. Buyers were forced to select another guy

what was the TRUTH on his absence ? I recall it being he was cut off. Lost too much. No sales. Took a break, Forced upon him ?

What’s the real reason if that’s not it ?

The only time he took a break was after Budin and DeMarco fired his ass, lol.
Also just before he was fired, DeMarco was making the picks for the Lang name because the real Lang was already gone. Then they announced he was fired.

I've seen Lang have bad runs and he will say he stinks and if you want another handicappers picks you can change but he never stops throwing out a play. Why would he stop? It takes no energy for him to flip a coin and shit out a play hoping some fish takes the bait.

 

[sniperpicks]

Got it. I doubt he makes most of these plays. No video. No Bonus Play scam

he still on radio and podcasts after footballs over ?

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG —- I told you F D would be in it all night

common sense —— you just lost 6 in a row why would anyone think your next call would be anything of value

Also LANG —- the past don’t matter ! I will win this week !

Common sense —- if past don’t matter then why list W you got 20+ days ago on website as a reason anyone should buy todays play ?


summary — imagine paying for a week of plays and this fuck goes 1-6 on you. How do you not go find him , knock him down, and literally piss on him like people use to ?

 

[carlitosway]

Sometimes you let little brother WIN so he keeps trying. We need LANG to win here and there. It’s a marathon fade that lines the fade crowds pockets

He gave the world 6 losers in a row. If you didn’t get fat then you should quit gambling

Plenty of fat on that bone long-term-wise.

 

[carlitosway]

Lang is down 833 DIMES (that's $8,330 for those Lang $10 a dime bettors) this College Hoops season.
But don't count him out because for the final 6 plays he MIGHT do something "SPECIAL!"

LANG IS SPECIAL!

Brandon shave down those ugly pits.