The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Lang has now lost 5 straight weeks. He has lost 13 of the last 16 months. 11 out of 13 of those months were at least 200 dimes down the toilet or much more. There are no clients paying to follow his plays. They are only FADERS. Why they haven't turned the site into a FADE SITE is shocking. World's Worst Picker seems to be making a killing. Lang would corner the market and listen to Budin & Roli/ Demarco and give the public what they want. Stop all the lies. Lang is the handicapper version of George Santos.

That was easy. I wonder if Kordell knows how bad Lang is, really?

Ole Miss had lost its last 3, TT won 3. And he's surprised when Kiffin does what Kiffin does? He really is a retard.

Speaking of meeting someone on the street. I'd love to ask Kordell how he can deal with this clown. Don't you understand how awful he is as a "handicapper "? Do you know what a horrific human being he is? Is it difficult to get through a segment with this asshat? Is it worth the money to have him on the podcast?

 

[finman13]

Another 750 dimes down the drain. The 10k goal is basically locked in. You did it Brandon. Good job little buddy. Now take it up the ass by some other Silverback you find on your Uber deliveries .

 

[finman13]

Okay Brandon. Ucla qb has a yeast infection...you may not want to take them. Maybe you will take clemson and their hot shot qb. How many points you buying? Go ahead and put 2000 dimes on them.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The bottom line, is I won't let this 200 dime loss last night define what a great college season it has been and how confident I am I will finish strong.
I am not losing this 75 dimer today. I am confident I am on the right side.

Loses the 75 dimer.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,248.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,485 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,480)

PAID PICKS: 180-173-7 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-14-2, -267 DIMES
OCT: 19-10-2, +672.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-14, +572.5 DIMES
DEC: 11-17-1, -1,124 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/13 to 9/19, (3W-4L) -102 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/20 to 9/26, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/27 to 10/3, (5W-2L) +416 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/4 to 10/10, (4W-2L-1P) +141 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/11 to 10/17, (5W-2L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/18 to 10/24, (5W-2L) +202 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/25 to 10/31, (3W-3L-1P) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/1 to 11/7, (6W-1L) +502 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/8 to 11/14, (2W-5L) -189 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/15 to 11/21, (3W-4L) +154 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/22 to 11/28, (4W-3L) +130.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/29 to 12/5, (4W-3L) -53 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/6 to 12/12, (3W-3L-1P) -123 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/13 to 12/19, (1W-6L) -539.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/20 to 12/26, (4W-3L) -25 DIMES
WEEK 53: 12/27 to 1/2, (0W-3L) -408.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

24-22-1, -839 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 4-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

24-8-3, +1,719.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 7-1
150 DIME: 0-1-1
100 DIME: 4-0
75 DIME: 5-3
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-2-1
40 DIME: 3-0
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2022-23)

3-6, -496 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 3-2

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

2-5-1, -176.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-7, -202 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The time is now.
As hot as I was the entire college football season, I just haven't been able to find it yet in the bowls.
Dropped another one last night as my 75 dimer on Florida State wins but they fail to cover the number against Oklahoma.
These are 4 very important days coming up.
It is absolutely a must win Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
One winning day at a time. Simple as that and it starts with this 60 dimer this afternoon in the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville.
LFG!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What's the matter Lang, no promise today that you won't lose this 60 dimer???

Pussy!

 

[phelps123]

Is Lang the worst in the world haha?

 

[theangryhog]

60 dimes today because Lang had to afford the co-pay on the bill to repair his anal prolapse. Doctors said they’d never seen anything like it. Looked as though cum from multiple aids infected cocks had been gestating in there for days.

 

[StackinGreen]

No, Pube Head, the time WAS "now"

 

[finman13]

60 dimes today because Lang had to afford the co-pay on the bill to repair his anal prolapse. Doctors said they’d never seen anything like it. Looked as though cum from multiple aids infected cocks had been gestating in there for days.

?

 

[finman13]

Enough of you copying Tom Brady with the "LFG".

 

[finman13]

You on cocks again Link?

 

[StackinGreen]

You on cocks again Link?

If I had to guess I bet he is, which would be great since Stanford Steve has actually been hot and is on ND.

 

[jasonvol18]

The time is now.
As hot as I was the entire college football season, I just haven't been able to find it yet in the bowls.
Dropped another one last night as my 75 dimer on Florida State wins but they fail to cover the number against Oklahoma.
These are 4 very important days coming up.
It is absolutely a must win Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
One winning day at a time. Simple as that and it starts with this 60 dimer this afternoon in the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville.
LFG!!!!!!

Please, please be on S.Carol!!

 

[StackinGreen]

He makes up plays on the BLEAV show, but it is fun to help your own NFL picks with this idiot's "analysis" so here he goes:

Panthers (both Lang and Stewart)
Dolphins (both Lang and Stewart)
Raiders (Lang) 49ers (Stewart) - double digit home dawg Lang claims he "knows something"
Packers (both)
Steelers (both)
Bengals (Lang), another wrong side of Bengals, Brando is mad at the Bills for not covering the 200 dime game for Link a couple weeks back. What a loser. He'll definitely be taking the Bengals on MNF. Stewart on Bengals too.

The problem is that the Bills also have to win. I've been all over the Bengals, but with these clowns on Cinci, I'll be on the Bills.

Lang also picks Texans ML winner against the Jags.

Kordell takes the Eagles vs Saints, good pick by him. I'll be on Philly minus the points.

 

[ac_slater]

He is on South Carolina.

 

[jasonvol18]

He is on South Carolina.

Thank You and Thank God!! I love ND today

 

[finman13]

He just can't stop riding the cocks