The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[phelps123]

Ole miss it is paid and confirmed by me.

TODAY'S PLAY
The Pick: My 200 Dime winner is the Ole Miss Rebels.

The Line: The current line on this game is -3 1/2 at 6:15 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from -3 to -4 1/2 I advise buying the half-point down on Ole Miss.


Your Analysis
This was a double digit rout as soon as the match up came out.

When I handicap football, whether it be College and Pro, I ask myself this question: Can my team run the football and can the team they are playing stop the run.

If my teams greatest strength is to run it and your biggest weakness is you can't stop it, barring turnovers, it's a bad match up.

And with that, I give you the Ole Miss Rebels versus the Texas Tech Red Raiders.

Texas Tech has the 89th worst run defense allowing 161 yards a game but down the stretch, they completely fell apart.

In 4 of their last 5 games, (3 of which were at home), they gave up over 200 yards on the ground.

Oklahoma (#13 rush offense) ran for 210, Kansas (#34 rush offense) ran for 242, at TCU (#25 rush offense) ran for 234 and Baylor (#42 rush offense) ran for 231.

Tonight, indoors, at NRG Stadium, home of the Texans, this Red Raiders defense faces an absolute monster on the ground. I mean, monster.

Ole Miss is the 3rd best rushing team in the country behind only Air Force and Army, averaging 261 yards a game.

To make matters even worse for Texas Tech, their best defensive lineman, Tyree Wilson, is out with an injury he suffered in the Oklahoma game.

Allow me to put this in perspective for you.

Ole Miss ran for 266 yards on the #25 ranked run defense in Troy, ran for 191 yards on the #31 run defense in Alabama and 186 yards on the #59th run defense in Kentucky.

What do you think they are going to do here to Texas Tech??????? The 89th worse run defense in College football.

Ole Miss running backs Quinshon Judkins and Zack Evans are both going to play at the next level and they run behind one of the best offensive lines in the country.

I wouldn't be shocked if Ole Miss runs for over 300 yards in this game as the Rebels roll in this one.

With 5 of their 7 wins this year coming by 2 touchdowns or more, I will call for this one to be their 6th.

A quick look at the numbers: Ole Miss is 2-5 ATS last 7 against the SEC and 3-8 ATS their last 11 Bowl games.

As for Ole Miss: They are 8-3 ATS last 11 non conference games and 11-3 ATS last 14 neutral site games.

Ole Miss runs away in this one in the Texas bowl by double digits.

Try not to post his analysis next time. It is not allowed here. Other than that, thanks for the plays.

 

[phelps123]

So he'll be buying down to the 3 then. Telling people to buy the half even though he predicts they'll win by double digits, you couldn't make it up

Not only that he also suggest buy to the 3 with a 4.5 line. He steals dimes on winners but doesn't say anything when it loses even if people are paying -200 juice! I would imagine that -200 is a reasonable estimate for a 1.5 point buy.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Not only that he also suggest buy to the 3 with a 4.5 line.

Not true.
He only ever advises buying a half point up or down. He's saying if it's -4.5 buy it down to -4. If it's -4 buy it down to -3.5 and so on.

"Note: If your line is anywhere from -3 to -4 1/2 I advise buying the half-point down on Ole Miss."

The guy is a scumbag but if he were telling people to buy 1 1/2 points that would be hilarious and I probably would have mentioned it somewhere, lol.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

I really wish the Brandon Lang and Budin puppet videos were still on YouTube. The guy making the videos from an underpass on the Highway were brilliant. Had to be what, 2010?

 

[StackinGreen]

I really wish the Brandon Lang and Budin puppet videos were still on YouTube. The guy making the videos from an underpass on the Highway were brilliant. Had to be what, 2010?

Oh man, yes I remember those, hysterical. Brandon Puppet. Boy I'd love to see those again. Good call.

 

[proanalyser]

260 dimes down the drain. I will work for food.

 

[RidgeRider]

If Lang keeps losing like this the last 3 days of the year and chases with 150 and 200 dart tosses it's possible he'll have a losing football season. Lang is by far the worst college football bowl handicapper in the world.

 

[Hon12gui1]

If Lang keeps losing like this the last 3 days of the year and chases with 150 and 200 dart tosses it's possible he'll have a losing football season. Lang is by far the worst college football bowl handicapper in the world.

Hahahaha What are you talking about? He isn't gift that consistently gives each year!! You will make money just fading his plays
..can't wait for his MLB and college basketball!!

 

[bobtp]

I remember those,
Wasn't it from a guy called Brian King? I think he went tout for a while and then completely disappeared

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have waited 32 days to hand the world this winner. Stop wasting time reading anything else and go get this 5th straight 200 dime winner. LFG!!!!!!

Maybe he should have waited another 32 days. ?

Fucking ? Capper!

LFG!!!!!!

 

[RidgeRider]

OMG those videos were a riot. I looked back in my saved emails and I wrote him telling him what a great job he did in those videos. He wrote me back. His name was Brian Daniele. I believe he lived in the Northern Virginia or Washington, DC area. Not sure if he was a tout but he had Lang down to a T.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Don't worry tomorrow Santa will give you a 200 dimer on my fav team Kansas.

Not only did you not have the correct game Lang was on but Kansas lost in 3OT and failed to cover.

GET FUCKED!!!

 

[youlikethat]

Lang simply is allergic to winning. Hope he gets really desperate and starts giving out 400 dimers to end the year. There's still time, Lang! If you go 3-0 on 400 dimers, that is.

 

[sniperpicks]

Not even close. Santa ? really did ? in Lang ?

Keep digging Lang. Find another play you been capping for 4 weeks

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang already starting the blame game. It was all Lane Kiffin's fault.
Lane Kiffin also told Lang to buy the 1/2 point down as well I suppose, lol.

 

[finman13]

Screech, a.k.a. Dustin Diamond, is dead so he might be kind of hard to contact.

Damn. I forgot that Pimpy. Shame on me. Okay say hi to Jesse, Kelly and Mr. Belding. RIP Dustin.?

 

[finman13]

Brandon, I laughed at the North Carolina v. Oregon line.
Likely the top pick in 2 years in Maye. Acc player of the year. 14 and half points? Oregon with several key opt outs and you don't even look at that game? You are frightened by double digit games. As I watched the ole miss game I laughed out loud, as it seemed Lane was trying to fuck you up the ass with all his gambles. It is gravy on top of a delicious mound of mashed potatoes to see you rant about that.

I believe you had one day of being in the black very recently and now you are down over 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS at the drop of a hat.

I told you if you tried real hard you could do it. I suggest you put up a 500 dimer on One of the playoff games. You know you have to pick one of those games because of your phenomenal money management. It doesn't matter if the line is off or not..it's all about marketing you bastard

Go cuddle with Baker..he saved you a few bucks.

 

[finman13]

Will it be ohio state or Michigan brandon?

 

[finman13]

How many points to buy on the huskies Brandon?
Bijan not playing. Oklahoma without tackles. Essentially a home game for noles. Dare you take them?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,166 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,660 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,655)

PAID PICKS: 180-172-7 / 51.1%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-14-2, -267 DIMES
OCT: 19-10-2, +672.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-14, +572.5 DIMES
DEC: 11-16-1, -1,041.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/13 to 9/19, (3W-4L) -102 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/20 to 9/26, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/27 to 10/3, (5W-2L) +416 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/4 to 10/10, (4W-2L-1P) +141 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/11 to 10/17, (5W-2L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/18 to 10/24, (5W-2L) +202 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/25 to 10/31, (3W-3L-1P) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/1 to 11/7, (6W-1L) +502 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/8 to 11/14, (2W-5L) -189 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/15 to 11/21, (3W-4L) +154 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/22 to 11/28, (4W-3L) +130.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 11/29 to 12/5, (4W-3L) -53 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/6 to 12/12, (3W-3L-1P) -123 DIMES
WEEK 51: 12/13 to 12/19, (1W-6L) -539.5 DIMES
WEEK 52: 12/20 to 12/26, (4W-3L) -25 DIMES
WEEK 53: 12/27 to 1/2, (0W-2L) -326 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)