The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,377.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $13,775 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,770)

PAID PICKS: 124-124-4 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 4-6-2, -275 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

37-43, -454.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 5-7
25 DIME: 1-0

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

1-2, -145 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-0

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-3-2, -35 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 2-1-1
30 DIME: 0-0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE MARINERS -110

Well it was as ugly a Monday night game as I can remember but at the end of the day the Seahawks (+6') found a way to win the game outright 17-16.
Russ didn't cook all that well and new Denver head coach Nathanial Hackett failed on multiple levels as a head coach with play calling and a stupid late-game decision.
You pay Russell Wilson 245 million, 5 draft picks including 3 first-rounders and on national TV you are in a position to let him show the world why you traded for him.
Let Russ convert 4th and 5 just over midfield or try a 65-yard field goal.
He tried a 65-yard field goal and leaves Mr. 245 million guy on the bench.
Hackett is a chop and trust me, folks, Denver is in for a long year with this guy at the helm.
Oh, and Pete Carroll has now cashed 9 of his last 11 as a home dog and Geno Smith moved to 4-0 ATS in his last 4 starts for Seattle.
So now it's 2 days of baseball before we get to 5 days of football starting with Chargers/Chiefs on Thursday.
Folks, this is as important a week as I have had all year long. Simple as that.
Like Fed Ex, I have to deliver.
Time to get it done.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Folks, this is as important a week as I have had all year long. Simple as that.
Like Fed Ex, I have to deliver.

So let me get this straight... Lang says last Thursday that he has to deliver "because it's his job," and he loses Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. He loses 292.5 dimes on the week.
So NOW this week is the most important week... why? Answer, it's not. It's just another week like all the rest and when you add them up, Lang sucks ass.
And now he's gone and brought FedEx into it. Like they want to be associated with this loser.

 

[ziggym97]

I'm going to have to pass on this one. Another fade worlds worst picker has San Diego so either he will be right or Lang will be.

 

[phelps123]

I'm going to have to pass on this one. Another fade worlds worst picker has San Diego so either he will be right or Lang will be.

What handicapper is on San Diego?

 

[ziggym97]

What handicapper is on San Diego?

worlds worst picker

 

[carlitosway]

He on the mariners

You da man! Thanks.

 

[sniperpicks]

2 - 6

FADERS love it

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sit the fuck down Lang! Darvish and Hader and the rest of the Padres say Fuck You!

 

[finman13]

Once again the city of San Diego fucks Lang up the ass with a broomstick sans lube.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,410.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $14,105 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,100)

PAID PICKS: 124-125-4 / 49.7%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 4-7-2, -308 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/13 to 9/19, (0W-1L) -33 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

37-44, -487.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 5-8
25 DIME: 1-0

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

1-2, -145 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-0

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-3-2, -35 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 2-1-1
30 DIME: 0-0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, couldn't follow up with a 2nd straight winning day as the Mariners couldn't hit Yu Darvish and lost 2-0 to the Padres.
Tonight I am looking to cash in a 2nd straight Wednesday night 25 dimer after last Wednesday's 25 dime winner on Kansas City (+120) 2-1 over Cleveland.
As for Monday night, it was as ugly a game as I can remember but at the end of the day, the Seahawks (+6') found a way to win the game outright 17-16.
Russ didn't cook all that well and new Denver head coach Nathanial Hackett failed on multiple levels as a head coach with play calling and a stupid late-game decision.
You pay Russell Wilson 245 million, 5 draft picks including 3 first-rounders and on national TV you are in a position to let him show the world why you traded for him.
And of course, Hackett came out on Tuesday and said looking back on it he should gave Russ the opportunity to convert.
No shit Sherlock.
Let's move on.
So now it's 1 more day of baseball before we get to 5 days of football starting with Chargers/Chiefs on Thursday.
Folks, this is as important a week as I have had all year long. Simple as that.
Like Fed Ex, I have to deliver.
Time to get it done.

 

[sniperpicks]

Come on Lang bring some 100 dimer football ? losers. I don’t bet based on your dimes. I just enjoy seeing you flop. You can crack 2000 by next Saturday

 

[finman13]

Is he on the rays?

 

[peso012001]

He on Tampa

 

[ab21]

He on Tampa

appreciate you peso - can we buy you some dinners?

 

[peso012001]

appreciate you peso - can we buy you some dinners?

No need appreciated

 

[finman13]

This fucker is going to lose again. Damn, he jinxed the rays.