The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

Lang chooses his own games. That's why he can't win. He's dumb as a rock and he's also too busy the last couple years caddying and driving for Uber Eats.

 

[ziggym97]

Brandon Lang

40 Dimes - Seattle Seahawks +6 1/2

 

[fastfrankpicks]

Brandon Lang

40 Dimes - Seattle Seahawks +6 1/2

don't forget the +.05 hook

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,417.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $14,175 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,170)

PAID PICKS: 123-124-4 / 49.7%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 3-6-2, -315 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (1W-5L) -332.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

37-43, -454.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 5-7
25 DIME: 1-0

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

0-2, -185 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-3-2, -35 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 2-1-1
30 DIME: 0-0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE SEAHAWKS +7 (-130) (Bought Half Point Up)

So close but yet so far away. Should have never come down to a 2-point conversion but it did and the Raiders couldn't convert and I lost.
Wasted weekend. Not the way I wanted the first NFL Sunday to go but the good news is I have 16 more in front of me to deliver.
I like my side tonight on this Monday night clash between Denver and Seattle.
Time to get it done.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wasted weekend. Not the way I wanted the first NFL Sunday to go but the good news is I have 16 more in front of me to deliver.

The "GOOD NEWS" is he has 16 more!

Lang, with his never-ending supply of fake dimes, such a clown.

 

[finman13]

Mm

 

[sniperpicks]

Horse -2.5 live after stop ?

 

[phelps123]

Lang really lucked out with the number of screwups from Broncos today

 

[proanalyser]

No luck, just the start of building the bankroll.

 

[finman13]

Lang indeed lucky. Rediculous fumbles and play calling and then when it didn't even matter the game management.
Still continues to increase the losses. He should go for 20k in the hole .

 

[sniperpicks]

This win does not even fully erase any of his last 4 losses

 

[RidgeRider]

Fully erase? It doesn't even put a dent in the last 4 losses. There is no way anyone is buying his picks to ride with him. Everyone is riding the fade train. I'd love to hear his soon to be ex wife come on a podcast and spill even more beans and stories.

 

[savage1]

Fully erase? It doesn't even put a dent in the last 4 losses. There is no way anyone is buying his picks to ride with him. Everyone is riding the fade train. I'd love to hear his soon to be ex wife come on a podcast and spill even more beans and stories.

I guarantee that Lang will try to make the win sound important, and as usual state he "always" bounces back after a "temporary small

losing streak" like all "true champions" do!! lol

 

[sabsez]

I guarantee that Lang will try to make the win sound important, and as usual state he "always" bounces back after a "temporary small

losing streak" like all "true champions" do!! lol

Yeah, Thursday's promo should be some bullshit marketing gold.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang I am guessing is either on Seattle as a Pick Em or Under 7.5. Why am I predicting that? He has a major hard on for Seattle pitcher Logan Gilbert this year. He's gone with Gilbert at least 5-6 times this year. He acts like he discovered the kid. He also like to go Under on totals for no other reason but that both pitchers have ERA's below 3.50.

 

[sabsez]

He doesn't usually list the teams and just says blah blah blah total when its a total play.

 

[peso012001]

He on the mariners

 

[sabsez]

San Diego going to fuck him again. Hahahahaha