The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

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With LANG record. This is only tranny he can get these days

If she buys the yearly package I'll hit it

 

[finman13]

Back to the NFL tomorrow Lang. 2 games I believe to choose from, but of course you must pick one of them because you are dumber than a box of rocks. Will you pick Houston catching 3.5? Damn dude, how are you still alive?

Wow, you fucking tool Lang. Why didn't you take the texans? The niners didn't give a shit about the game. Meant more to Texans and they were getting points. I can't believe how stupid you are.

 

[finman13]

View attachment 42645BUILDING THE BANKROLL BIG YEAR COMING IN FOTBALL

Great "scarecrow" image pro anus. I'll blow that up and stick in my Garden.

 

[finman13]

SO WHO IS HE ON TONIGHT

A 300 pounder that he had to roll in flour to find the wet spot.

 

[sniperpicks]

MLB —- dumbass coulda took Tampa or Philly or ASStros or yanks or his Mets all Won by 2 or more , this guy is awful , as usual

 

[RidgeRider]

Can you imagine what Lang has to go through the 6 months of the year when he lives with a friend in New Jersey? He wakes up and studies for all of 5-10 minutes. Sends his losing pick and write up in for the day. Drives over to caddy from about 8 AM -3 PM and then get a quick bite and delivers food for Uber Eats at night. All that, make around 150K a year and it's not even close to enough to support your ex cocktail waitress wife you're divorcing and daughter.

Now you have an added expense with finding an apartment if you move back to Las Vegas in October or somewhere else. He's 59 years old and has nothing of value or way to get out of debt. The only way to make more money at this point in his life is to turn his site into a Fade site. He is so screwed and deep down he knows it. It gets better by the day for this low life piece of shit!

 

[finman13]

He has a daughter?! Oh no

 

[savage1]

He has a daughter?! Oh no

How do we know for sure that he is the father??

 

[finman13]

Will see if lang comes with raiders,pats game like a bunch of scumbags on the sight. Color me very suprised if they aren't on the Raiders with the reports of the Raiders beating the hell out of the Patriots in joint practices. McDaniels would love to beat Belichik as well.

 

[RidgeRider]

OMG Lang is coming with a 75 dime play on a preseason coin flip with each team playing 3rd and 4th stringers. You can't make this shit up. When you play with monopoly money and can act like you win when your down almost 25,000 dimes lifetime what's another 75 dimes on a Friday night in late August.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,180.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,805 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,800)

PAID PICKS: 117-115-2 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 11-14, -329.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (0W-3L) -129 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

35-40, -396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 4-5

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

7-4, +22.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it's official, without Jimmy Garapolo at QB the Niners are going to suck all year long. END OF STORY.
Watching their first unit play offensively in the 1st half was embarrassing and their 1st unit defensively was just as embarrassing.
Good luck Kyle Shanahan with the mess you and John Lynch have created. OUCH.
Let's move on.
Love the Friday night slate in preseason football tonight.
So much so that it's a 75-dime winner #15 of 20 as I look to set the table for the first big Saturday of College football on Saturday.
I'm looking for a 2nd straight 75-dime NFL preseason football winner and finish the preseason 8-4.
I'll take that.
Time to get it done again.

 

[finman13]

As I thought. All these touts are going with this game because of the Raiders kicking the shit out of the Patriots in practice. I'll be shocked if he isn't on the Raiders.

 

[ziggym97]

Brandon Lang

75 dimes
Raiders -2

 

[finman13]

Well, it's official, without Jimmy Garapolo at QB the Niners are going to suck all year long. END OF STORY.
Watching their first unit play offensively in the 1st half was embarrassing and their 1st unit defensively was just as embarrassing.
Good luck Kyle Shanahan with the mess you and John Lynch have created. OUCH.
Let's move on.
Love the Friday night slate in preseason football tonight.
So much so that it's a 75-dime winner #15 of 20 as I look to set the table for the first big Saturday of College football on Saturday.
I'm looking for a 2nd straight 75-dime NFL preseason football winner and finish the preseason 8-4.
I'll take that.
Time to get it done again.

It's preseason asshat. The year the Lions went 0-16 , they were 4-0 in the PRESEASON. Damn, just when I thought you could not be more stupid....

 

[finman13]

Vulva lips should be all over Illinois today. Line has climbed over the weeks. Currently 13 1/2. Will suggest buying down if it hits 14, which it will. They have a new but experienced quarterback from Syracuse. Wyoming lost quite a bit. It's at Illinois. Lang would spoon with Brett Bielema.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,105.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,055 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,050)

PAID PICKS: 118-115-2 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 12-14, -254.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (1W-3L) -54 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

35-40, -396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 4-5

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-4, +97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, I've always said the time to strike in college football is the first 3 weeks.
The Vegas line maker knows about as much about these teams as everyone else and for those of us who do their homework, there is tremendous value out there.
I have found tremendous value out there today.
Forget the 75 dime winner on the Raiders (-2) dominating the Patriots 23-6 on Friday night.
We have to strike and strike fast and today is that day.
My college football 100 dime releases were golden last year and we will pick right up where we left off.
You can't be afraid to move big early in the season and today is one of those days.