The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Dumbass LANG loses with mediocre team

Meanwhile

Braves. Yanks. LAD. Asssstros. Blue Jays. All 5 strong teams. Win or winning by 2 or more

Dumbasss can’t find his money tree because too many cash cows in his way

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang "Ups The Ante" and it goes right "Up His Ass!"
I mean how many times have we seen this? LOL
I will be curious if he goes back to his pathetic 30 dime streak to try and make sales because he's only got 8 betting days left in the month and he's now down 266.5 Dimes for August.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang must be something like 1-11 or 2-10 on his last 12 "Up The Ante" games. We don't ever see them feature on his site that record. He should highlight his, "Lower The Bar" game record. Lol
I have a buddy who is a radio host here in Texas. Some stoolie from the Bleav Network called him Monday to try to get him to add Lang for a weekly segment. Thank god we have discussed Lang many times. He told the guy he's rather have triple Covid than have Lang on. He then asked him if he gets a lot of negative comments about Lang during his calls and he's like, "yea he's not very well liked".

 

[finman13]

A little birdie told me Lang is on the Rangers ML tonight for 60 Dimes.

And yet the ever detail oriented Lang has "denied" loser on rockies +105 on the website. ??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,111.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,115 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,110)

PAID PICKS: 117-113-2 / 50.8%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 11-12, -260.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (0W-1L) -60 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

35-39, -360.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 4-4

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

7-3, +55.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-0

 

[finman13]

Looks like a marlins play to me.

League, why not take the Orioles at home with the better pitcher against a shitty Giolito who has been hammered by Baltimore? And they are plus money.

 

[kimbelt]

WOW HE IS ON THE MARLINS

 

[finman13]

WOW HE IS ON THE MARLINS

I am not confirming that!

 

[sniperpicks]

He on Miami and losing 2-0. Not over yet

 

[sabsez]

I bet all the units he's down this year on the rocks ln. He had the most epic pitching trend I've ever seen going against him. 0-17. I put it on my vision board that he was on the chick Norris walkers. And today he was overdue to lose a garbage 30. May be the most predictable human alive or the mushrooms give me clarity.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang!

 

[finman13]

I bet all the units he's down this year on the rocks ln. He had the most epic pitching trend I've ever seen going against him. 0-17. I put it on my vision board that he was on the chick Norris walkers. And today he was overdue to lose a garbage 30. May be the most predictable human alive or the mushrooms give me clarity.

What was that epic pitching trend?

 

[finman13]

I am not confirming that!

Hysterical. Hard to not predict this turd.

 

[finman13]

Atta boy Lang!

Winning 30 dimer 9 out of 10 next? Pimpy, God bless you for exposing this clown!

 

[finman13]

Back to the NFL tomorrow Lang. 2 games I believe to choose from, but of course you must pick one of them because you are dumber than a box of rocks. Will you pick Houston catching 3.5? Damn dude, how are you still alive?

 

[sniperpicks]

Maybe we get a video soon with real football. College games. Maybe he comes out of hiding?

 

[sabsez]

What was that epic pitching trend?

Texas with Dunning starting was 0-17 on the road versus a RH pitcher. Now 0-18.

 

[proanalyser]

Texas with Dunning starting was 0-17 on the road versus a RH pitcher. Now 0-18.

Dumbass he was due to win.

 

[sabsez]

Dumbass he was due to win.

He did, they were winning 6-4 when he came out in the 5th, trouble is there was 8 other guys and a bullpen playing.