The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

thanks LANG , the holes you were plugging are popping loose

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I don't think he'll be able to fuck over the Mariners on Saturday. I see they are a -140 favorite so more than likely Lang will be looking elsewhere but you never know with dip shit... maybe runline??? lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 511 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $5,110 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,105)

PAID PICKS: 103-91-2 / 53.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 9-6, +176.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (3W-1L) +105 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

28-20, +295.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 4-6
75 DIME: 15-6
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 4-0
40 DIME: 2-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, they had the 2-1 lead and Tyler Wells was cruising through the bottom of the 6th, 2-outs, nobody on.
Then 4 extra basehits in a row later......ballgame.
So my bid for a 4th straight baseball winner comes to an end so now Saturday and Sunday become very important days.
Bottom line: I have to have a 2-0 Saturday/Sunday sweep.
A winning streak into the All-Star break. Cash in these next 2 days and it will be a 5-1 run into the break.
I will take that.....BIG TIME!!!!!!!
Let's gooooooo.

 

[finman13]

I knew he would hex the Orioles. Lol.
Got to be the mariners or Rays today. Mariners may be too much juice. Rays are cheap, at home and thr Orioles are a fraud.

 

[StackinGreen]

He'll take Gilbert. I'm on the over 8.

 

[finman13]

Probably right. One would think he would use the runline.

 

[sniperpicks]

he is marinating again, RL play started

 

[Tuesday]

he is marinating again, RL play started

Thank you for confirming Sniper GOGOGO TEXAS

 

[sniperpicks]

1 run win. Ding dong loses

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Bottom line: I have to have a 2-0 Saturday/Sunday sweep.
A winning streak into the All-Star break. Cash in these next 2 days and it will be a 5-1 run into the break.
I will take that.....BIG TIME!!!!!!!

Nice fairy tale Lang!
The only thing you will take is another 100 Dime loser.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I don't think he'll be able to fuck over the Mariners on Saturday. I see they are a -140 favorite so more than likely Lang will be looking elsewhere but you never know with dip shit... maybe runline??? lol

Damn, when I posted the above last night about him maybe coming with the Mariners on the Run Line, I was only joking. Can't believe he actually did it. Talk about being lazy, lol.

Glad to see the Mariners streak is still alive and Lang got fucked!
Hey Lang, what's on tap for Sunday, Flexen and the Mariners? ?

 

[Tuesday]

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1 run win. Ding dong loses

Bottom line: I have to have a 2-0 Saturday/Sunday sweep.
A winning streak into the All-Star break. Cash in these next 2 days and it will be a 5-1 run into the break.
I will take that.....BIG TIME!!!!!!!

Nice fairy tale Lang!
The only thing you will take is another 100 Dime loser.

Damn, when I posted the above last night about him maybe coming with the Mariners on the Run Line, I was only joking. Can't believe he actually did it. Talk about being lazy, lol.

Glad to see the Mariners streak is still alive and Lang got fucked!
Hey Lang, what's on tap for Sunday, Flexen and the Mariners? ?

BRING BACK DAILY PIMPY PREDICTIONS MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 611 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $6,110 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,105)

PAID PICKS: 103-92-2 / 52.8%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 9-7, +76.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (3W-2L) +5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

28-21, +195.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 4-7
75 DIME: 15-6
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 4-0
40 DIME: 2-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, you leave 12 men on base, including 7 in scoring position and you are probably going to end up winning by one run.
And wouldn't you know it, that is exactly what the Mariners did on Saturday as they win 3-2 but when you are a run in a half, the one-run win isn't getting the money.
I'm talking bases loaded in the first and no runs, bases loaded in the 4th and no runs, I mean, that was as frustrating a game as I have watched all season.
Let's move on.
Coming right back with another 100-dime release on this Sunday card.
I will close the 1st half with a winner. END OF STORY.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

NL Blowout of the Month translates to: I'm too lazy to handicap so I'm taking another decent sized favorite on the Run Line.

Atta boy Lang, now get back to stalking your soon to be ex-wife.

I'm gonna guess he's on the Mets Run Line because the Mets are good and the Cubs suck and that's about as much effort as Lang puts into his picks, lol.

 

[finman13]

I see 3 contenders pimpy, mets, braves and Padres. No line yet on braves and Padres at least going against a decent pitcher. Ik with you, mets it is.

 

[finman13]

Even braves run line has hugh juice. Not happening.