The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[peso012001]

He on the bucks

 

[finman13]

Ok

Last 58 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $11,045

Time for you guys to get the radiator hose today on a 150 dimer

Well maybe some people jumped on board 58 days ago, but otherwise they are in the red long term

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 210.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,105 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,100)

PAID PICKS: 67-63-2 / 51.5%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 8-3-1, +391 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (3W-0L) +225 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

15-12-1, +29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-0-1
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-3, -127 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S COIN FLIP: MILWAUKEE BUCKS -1 1/2

Let's push the NBA playoff run to 9-2 here in the month of May!
And it's time to put the woman and children to bed because I am going BIG!!!!!!

Well, if I have said it once over the last 2 weeks I have said it a thousand times, nice when these playoff games go exactly the way you handicap them to go.
Last night my 2nd straight 100 dime winner was based on the fact the road team in the Suns/Mavs series had imploded in every single game so far.
So what on God's earth would lead anyone to believe the Suns were going to just show up and "find it" when they had been so bad in games 3 and 4 in Dallas.
In fact, they were worse in game 6 than the previous 2 games in Dallas, and the Mavs, facing elimination, just played harder and showed they wanted it more.
And the 100 dime winner is a 2-point home dog that wins outright by 27!!!!!
Listen, I announced to the world before these 2nd round matches started I loved them and was excited to get going, and then to produce at this level feels great.
I mean, the last 3 days with Miami (-3) by 35 over Philly Tuesday, Bucks (+5) outright 110-107 Tuesday, and Dallas (+2) by 27 over Phoenix last night.
Don't look now but that win last night on Dallas pushes the run in the NBA playoffs to 8-2 in my last 10 but I want 9-2 tonight and I want it bad.
All about this playoff 150 dime winner and 4th straight playoff winner overall, but going to 9-2 in my last 11 in the NBA playoffs as well.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

He on the bucks

Thank you peso as usual, GOGOGO CELTICS

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Last 58 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $11,045

Time for you guys to get the radiator hose today on a 150 dimer

This is beyond stupid. A $10 bettor is not putting $1500 on a single play. That’s why they are a$10 bettor! ?‍
They’re not even putting $250 on a play…some people just can’t be helped.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Time for you guys to get the radiator hose today on a 150 dimer

You were saying, shit for brains?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 375.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $3,755 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,750)

PAID PICKS: 67-64-2 / 51.1%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 8-4-1, +226 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (3W-1L) +60 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

15-13-1, -135.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1-1
100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-3, -127 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[Tuesday]

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You were saying, shit for brains?

WEEKEND FADE PARADE link you dog fucker HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

When one team hits 17 threes and the other team hits 7, you can kiss covering the game goodbye and that is exactly what happened with the Bucks last night.
Boston got outrebounded, they missed 8 free throws but when you allow your opponent to make 10 more threes than you, it's game over.
So after the 50 dime winner Tuesday on the Heat by 35 over Philly and the 75 dime winner Wednesday on the Bucks outright over these Celtics, I was feeling good.
Then I hand you the 100 dime winner on Thursday with the Mavs by 27 over the Suns and I rolled into last night on an absolute tear.
Well, the wrong side of the game with Milwaukee and the 150 dimer goes down.
Am I pissed about the Bucks defensive performance, absolutely, but offensively, Jrue Holliday, Grayson Allen, and Bobby Portis destroyed Milwaukee's chances last night.
The 3 stooges combined to go 10 of 32 from the floor and 3 of 17 from behind the arc. Game. Set. Match.
Listen, it's been a fantastic run here In the playoffs as I am still 9-3 in my last 12 releases. I will take that every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
All about this 75 dime winner today and going to 9-4 here in May.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[gander1]

It is a virtual lock that Lang will be on the Phoenix Suns come Sunday (and probably with a strong 100-150 dime play). The fool already tipped his hand with a prior analysis regarding this series.

 

[StackinGreen]

I hope he's on the Angels, but I doubt it.

 

[finman13]

Idiot will be on Blackburn and the Athletics.

 

[finman13]

This is beyond stupid. A $10 bettor is not putting $1500 on a single play. That’s why they are a$10 bettor! ?‍
They’re not even putting $250 on a play…some people just can’t be helped.

That's 10 bucks per unit. 150 dimer is 1500 bucks

 

[StackinGreen]

Idiot will be on Blackburn and the Athletics.

I agree.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

That's 10 bucks per unit. 150 dimer is 1500 bucks

I know, hence the $1500 for a single play comment. Which is why it is beyond stupid for him to mention that. If a person is only betting $10 per unit or play they are not going to put $1500 on one single play. And also a $10 bettor is highly unlikely to put $250 on a single play for his 25 dime plays.

 

[finman13]

When he says a 10 dollar player he means 10 per unit. And some people who follow handicappers do bet the suggested unit size. Obviously, a one dollar player, following the handicapper to the T, would bet 150 bucks on a 150 unit play. 20 dollar player would bet $3000 and so forth.
Lang has always based his plays on a 10 dollar PER UNIT player.

 

[Tuesday]

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What an ugly double bum chin hahaha...anyways wrong thread though man...this fat ugly photo belongs in the ?? Rubber Room thread or Zits Main Forum thread...?