If mediocrity was money, Hondo would be a millionaire.
Mr. Aitch continued his so-so season last week, going 2-1-1 with the Divisional spreads and 2-2 in the over/unders, which left him one-under even on his postseason cumulative total.
As for Sunday’s title tilts, he expects to be half right with the following:
Patriots-Broncos: Omaha!
First of all, don’t put too much faith in the home-field advantage. Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, Bronco fans are much more laid back because of frequent trips to the new Mile High ganja and mangia concession stands. Also, don’t waste your money investing in Peyton Manning’s rep as playoff bust. Since 2004, he has the same pedestrian postseason record as The Great Brady, 8-7. The only difference is Manning won a ring during that time.
A quick check under the Hoodie reveals why Belichick went to the Blount-force running game — Brady has no one to throw the ball to other than miniature WRs Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola. Contrast that pedestrian pair with Manning’s fleet of sticky-fingered playmakers and you can see why the big-play Bronco offense was like a broken record when it came to breaking records this season.
This should be easy. The Patriots struggled to beat the god-awful Browns, Bills and Texans, and were fortunate to split with the dreadful Jets. The Year of the Horse begins Jan. 31; ride those Broncos to MetLife: 41-27.
Another prediction: If Belichick sticks with the running game and it doesn’t work, the following postgame quote will be heard from Gisele: “My husband cannot f—ing hand the ball off and run it at the same time.”
Aaron Hernandez, who has been placed on the PUP-LUP List (Physically Unable to Play, Locked Up in Prison), won’t receive a ring if the Pats win the Super Bowl. However, rumor has it his teammates voted to buy him a commemorative set of chain-linked ankle bracelets. ....Omaha!...................................................
49ers-Seahawks: If you love hatred, this is the game for you. The Niners again are facing a team built in their image, although unlike in last week’s punks-on-parade battle with the Panthers, the Seahawks can back up the talk. Russell Wilson has been less than sharp lately, but he has Marshawn Lynch, aka Beast Mode, the Legion of Boom and the 12th Man to bail him out. Watch for another loathers’ quarrel to break out during the coaches’ postgame handshake. Seahawks 24-13