Pimpy, you're right, i was lackadaisical yesterday and didn't take everything into account. Like I said, I slaved over 11 hot flat screens, analyzing matchups, determining value, studying trends, etc. etc. I came to realize that although Houston may have won by 11, they looked VERY vulnerable. The Mavericks have been licking their chops to get on the floor. You call it chasing, I call it absolute, stone cold, rock hard, pure as the driven snow, lock it up in a steel cage like a retarded inbred West Virginian, VALUE! I'm not chasing, but when a beautiful 16 point buck wanders into my backwoods texas ranch, do I not shoot it? I do, I nail it right in the heart with my .22 Remington side by side...Mavericks won't lose tonight, if they do I will never post here again, you have my word.
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Pimpy, I swear to the moderators at this great forum therx.com, that if the mavericks lose this game tonight, I will never EVER post here again. I can't speak for liquid return because he is a separate, autonomous person. If the sweet lil' mavericks lose, I'll ride off into the mauve sunset, with a tear in my eye knowing that I will never again be able to service my clients.
The facts of the matter are this though, there is no chance in hell the fucking mavs lose
The facts of the matter are this though, there is no chance in hell the fucking mavs lose
Pimpy, I swear to the moderators at this great forum therx.com, that if the mavericks lose this game tonight, I will never EVER post here again. I can't speak for liquid return because he is a separate, autonomous person. If the sweet lil' mavericks lose, I'll ride off into the mauve sunset, with a tear in my eye knowing that I will never again be able to service my clients.
The facts of the matter are this though, there is no chance in hell the fucking mavs lose
On the 3rd day of the 2008/2009 NBA season the guy has a retirement game and loses it.
Comedy at it´s finest. :lol:
I actually just spent the last 10 mins reading this thread and I have come to the conclusion that in no way is this guy being serious. he is for sure fuckin around with us just for a laugh. "IF" Liquid Legend IS being serious with these posts then he may easily be the sickest fuck walking this earth and would be scared to death to ever meet it.
Save your time with this Important Science Project
After nine years fraternizing with sports capping forums, here are the Results you will receive
1) Most readers will initially give you encouragement as you suck donkeys in your first week slide, though luckily the lead Researcher will have at least a trio of Friendly Ghosts in his lab coat pocket for those, "I knew this guy at another forum last year and he was THE MAN!" posts
2) As your second week deepens your slide and you begin to self-combust by using increasingly large Lay amounts on -200 moneyline faves, there will be a reduction in encouraging posts. These will be replaced by mostly well meaning "counselors" who sternly encourage you to Don't Chase, Man!
The rest will be wise asses who will post funny pics like this one
or this one
and for sure this one
3) Then of course you will begin your HOT STREAK, which will basically consist of three consecutive days in the black followed by a fourth day in which you write up your longest post ever in your freaking life explaining to the previous weeks and weeks of naysayers just how full of shit they are and how "You Better Not be Coming in and Begging For My Picks if I'm slow posting, you bandwagon bastards!!"
4) Your HS continues as you mash for another three or four days and by cleverly escalating your Units on the last couple days to include at least one 50*************** LEGENDARY PLAY
you suddenly find yourself with nose above water and some of those guys from back in Step 1 return with "Oh my God, I KNEW you could do it...I was with you the whole time! Don't pay attention to those guys posting those funny pics like this one
5) Your streak continues the ninth day when you post a couple contrarian dogs (in fact your first two sensible selections since the beginning of the season) and you go 2-0 and then...........
JUST LIKE THAT.......
HE WAS GONE
6) A week long new thread opens titled, "WHERE IS HENHOU----errrrrrrr----EVIL CHIC-----errrrrrrrrr-----LEGENDARY SOULJAH???? I was coattailing him and I paid off my entire college student loans and still had enough left for a solid 1/2 oz of some great dro and OMG what am I going to do now since I quit my job ten days ago with plans to become a Professional Sports Bettor....OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT...PLEASE SOMEONE get ahold of dude and tell him we're SORRY we laughed. We're SORRY we made insulting posts when he was minus 350 units in the first two weeks. We're SORRY we posted silly pics like this one:
AND THEN much like the ending of that DARK TOWER series by Stephen King, you can then Open a New Thread using a new cute name and
It Starts All Over Again
hours and hours of bath time fun!
keep comin' back...It only works if YOU work it
4) Your HS continues as you mash for another three or four days and by cleverly escalating your Units on the last couple days to include at least one 50*************** LEGENDARY PLAY
you suddenly find yourself with nose above water and some of those guys from back in Step 1 return with "Oh my God, I KNEW you could do it...I was with you the whole time! Don't pay attention to those guys posting those funny pics like this one
5) Your streak continues the ninth day when you post a couple contrarian dogs (in fact your first two sensible selections since the beginning of the season) and you go 2-0 and then...........
JUST LIKE THAT.......
HE WAS GONE
6) A week long new thread opens titled, "WHERE IS HENHOU----errrrrrrr----EVIL CHIC-----errrrrrrrrr-----LEGENDARY SOULJAH???? I was coattailing him and I paid off my entire college student loans and still had enough left for a solid 1/2 oz of some great dro and OMG what am I going to do now since I quit my job ten days ago with plans to become a Professional Sports Bettor....OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT...PLEASE SOMEONE get ahold of dude and tell him we're SORRY we laughed. We're SORRY we made insulting posts when he was minus 350 units in the first two weeks. We're SORRY we posted silly pics like this one:
AND THEN much like the ending of that DARK TOWER series by Stephen King, you can then Open a New Thread using a new cute name and
It Starts All Over Again
hours and hours of bath time fun!
keep comin' back...It only works if YOU work it
People make mistakes, and I made a mistake by telling you clients that I wouldn't be posting anymore. It's not a contract if you did not intend it and your manifestation was not believable...well mine wasn't, everyone knows I'm a champion...be back with tonight's picks later, I kno you're looking forward to it
