Some say to be a winner you must withstand the slings and arrows of amazing misfortune, the hardships of 1 million mongrels roaming the streets of Athens. Well, faithful clients, that night was last night. I must admit, I was not yet totally prepared for the absolute onslaught of disgusting action to come. Marcus Camby's absence went unbeknownst to me and Michael Beasley's green thumb was more a nuisance than anything else. Nevermind all that, I also watched all 12 games on my 11 flat screen, Samsung LCDs (Clippers wer on the HD projector screen) and I realized so much in so little time. We must never forget that the Legend Killer is a learning computer, and I am already leaps and bounds ahead of the sheep that are the public. Tonight is a short card, and it sets up perfectly for me to make an absolute killing for you, the clients. I am about to embark upon a hot streak equal to the temperature gauge in my steam room in my luxurious vacation home in Equatorial Guinea (83 degrees Kelvin) and I really hope last night's unfortunate outcome does no throw you off the bandwagon, because you would truly be missing the best ride of your life. Magic Mountain ain't got shit on the ride that is the Legend Killer's imminent hot streak!
The books will burn tonight just as Rome burned in the age of Nero...on to the picks, if you choose to fade me you do so at your own peril, and I will laugh my lil arse all the way to the Swiss banks and capitalize on your tomfoolery and idiocy.
Record:
1-4, -3.2 units
Just one play tonight, and I like it enough to make it worth 10 units!!!!
Dallas Mavericks ML (-200): risk 10 units to win 5
I am placing a lot of cold hard cash on this game because Dallas will be ready to rock and rollsh tonight in this lonestar state showdown. Can you say opening night against one of your biggest rivals...i sure as hell can. The crowd will be rocking as the Dallas faithful pour moonshine down their throats in anticipation for Dirk's German Ass to turn them all on all night long. Dirk loves opening night, and young Joshua Howard has held off on smoking weed for 3 days to prepare for this battle of big boys. Jason Kidd is fresh and rejuvenated from his gold medal conquest in the promise land. No chance Dallas loses this game, Houston will simply not bring the intensity that Dallas does. 10 unit play baby, This confidence is equivalent to knowing that a girl is 18 years old and ready to be nailed even though she looks only a day older than 16. You have to be very confident to pursue that bonezone endeavor, and I've seen her sweet lil' ID, it says 18. I carded the Mavs at the door tonight too, their ID just said "winner"
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