THE LEGEND KILLER'S SWEET SWEET lil' ARSE NBA plays...FOR MY CLIENTS

[The Legend Killer]

Greetings from Bonezone, USA....Legend Killer here,
This is the most exciting time of the year for me, NBA season...I cap NBA with the lucidity of a pod of dolphins bouncing radar locating signals off a gigantic school of mackerel. The dolphins must be 100 times smarter than the mackerel and it shows as they work together to normally devour nearly every single fish in the school. Well I work by myself but I NEVER miss a line as juicy as the freshest piece of Chu Toro from Nobu...
I was chopping some parsley with my handcrafted chef's knife from Poland last night preparing some simple veal piccata and I literally chopped off the tip of my left pointer finger. It was a rare mistake which a chef of my caliber hardly ever makes, but as I sat down on my couch to alleviate the dizziness from my extreme loss of blood, a novel idea came to me. Although I was cut deep, I wasn't about to let that ruin the dish I had been preparing for a while. I got my ass back up and made some of the most delicious veal scallopine I have EVER made. Well that little anecdote reminds me of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Last year the Big Ticket, the Truth, and Sweet Ray cut Lebron and Co. deeeeep. This is that team's first shot at redemption, they have literally been waiting all summer for this one game. THIS GAME IS THE CAVALIER'S VEAL PICCATA!... and they aren't about to go back to Cleveland without finishing it off with a nice cold pat of butter in the sauce after they take it off the heat (that's just a little cooking tip for all of you amateurs....always a cold pat of butter in the sauce right after you take it off the heat, good for any sauce, ESPECIALLY piccata). This dish is going to be delectable.

Games this year will be played on a scale of 1-10 in terms of strength, think of it like 1 is a 100 dollar bet and 10 is a 1,000 dollar bet.

Tonight's glorious card

Cleveland +6 (Risk 6 units to win 5.5)

Cleveland ML(+240) (Risk 1 unit to win 2.4)

WELCOME BACK TALENTED CLIENTS....IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!

 

[The Legend Killer]

The game is upon us, and as you can see, I'm going against my good friend liquid return...lets find out who the real nba capping savant is...stay tuned

 

[Murphy8276]

way to TOUT it up...

touts are supposed to STAY in the PROMOTIONS FORUM

peace out

-murph

 

[The Legend Killer]

touts are what losers call themselves, genii are what winners call themselves...im a genii, three geniuses in one head

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The game is upon us, and as you can see, I'm going against my good friend liquid return...lets find out who the real nba capping savant is...stay tuned

That´s really funny, seeing as how you and Liquid Return are the same person. Playing both sides of the game, you´re such an f´n tool.

:fckmad:

 

[TheBrainiac]

hahahaha , THESE GUYS BACK AGAIN .... TO PHUNNY

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

More proof that Liquid and Legend are the same person. What are the odds that two homos would both use the word ¨genii?¨ :missingte¨

P.S. - Stay tuned for liquid's picks of the day, he went to DC over the weekend and partied with many genii. He is sorry to his clients for the unannounced vacation.

touts are what losers call themselves, genii are what winners call themselves...im a genii, three geniuses in one head

 

[TheBrainiac]

too nasty

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

These quotes are even better. :lol:

We're all genii, that's three geniuses in one brain.

im a genii, three geniuses in one head

 

[The Legend Killer]

this game i coming down to crunchtime come on you sons of bitches cavaliers. Lebron is about to splurge on the celtics face...oh my god did you see that dunk

 

[The Legend Killer]

Winner Winner Veal Piccata dinner...care to update my NBA year long record pimpy?

 

[bootman_66]

anyone notice the wheelchair theme of both avatars??

 

[The Legend Killer]

Great, you're right, I'm friends with liquid return. He's a VERY well respected capper in our inner circles and we occasionally frequent the same watering holes when I visit the foothills of Napa valley or when he comes over to take a ride on skyline drive, smoking the purest weed in Appalachia. WE are not, I repeat, NOT the same person. We just have the same sense of humor and occasionally consult eachother on picks. But realize this...I am winning on the year now, and that will not change for the rest of the year, you can take that to the bank and sit on it

 

[bootman_66]

what odds you give me on that one??

ill bet your record is below .500 on plays at some point

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Winner Winner Veal Piccata dinner...care to update my NBA year long record pimpy?

Why don´t you get your split personality to do it, Liquid Diarrhea?

What the hell, I´ll help you out tonight.

You won 4.5 units as The Legend Killer, but you lost 5.5 units as Liquid Return.

Looks like you lost 1 unit on the night...better luck next time. :finger:

LEGEND/LIQUID YTD -1 UNIT

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

anyone notice the wheelchair theme of both avatars??

I noticed that a long time ago.

It´s so obvious they are the same person. I think Liquid/Legend is wheelchair bound and really bored, so he created two accounts so he could talk to himself. The guy is a real wack job.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

what odds you give me on that one??

ill bet your record is below .500 on plays at some point

Once he starts losing he will do the same thing he did last NBA season, start his record over. He started his record over 3 times last season and all 3 times lost units.

He lost around 50,000 Monopoly dollars total last NBA season.

 

[The Legend Killer]

Can a moderator here please tell Pimpy we post from different IP addresses across the country every day. Pimpy, I know it is hard to grow up in a trailer park, scrounging for every morsel of spam, while fighting depression AND down syndrome at the same time, but I'd appreciate it if you left your lowly drivel in the trailer park and get the hell out of my thread unless you want to keep an adequate and reasonable record for me. Seriously, if it possible to prove it to this moron, please someone do so. We are obviously friends but we have different capping styles, looks like mine is on fire so far this year.

So far this year I am 1-1 (+4.5 units)

Now, I'm begging you clients, don't let this day pass you by without getting ALL OVER these sweet lil' arse plays.

Miami Heat +3 (2.2 units to win 2): The sweet Heat are on the comeback train this year. Dwyane Wade looked like Chairman Mao in China, crushing his disciples and laughing as they try to get out of the way of the tank that is his torso. He's 100% and and 100% Wade is one of the 4 best players in the NBA. Also, D'Antoni's shit eating grin will disapear when Curry starts shanking him as he wanders the sideline like a lost duckling. Take the Heat on the road, the Knicks will be a mess from day one.

Minnesota T-Wolves -5.5 (2.2 units to win 2): This team is on the rise, Al Jefferson looks like Greg Oden's mutant brother from Rocky Top, Tennessee...Deliverance style. He will make Kevin Martin squeal like a little pig tonight. The Kings always blow away from Arco and this year is going to be ugly. When your best player is Kevin Martin you know you are in for a rough year. Blowout salad here.

L.A. Clippers +9 (3.3 units to win 3): How do you give the ClipShow 9 here. This team has a lot of talent and will surprise a bunch of people this year, possibly even a playoff run in the mix. 9 points! Give me a break and break me off piece of that Bynum bar. He's an underachieving slob, Lamar Odom is stoned out of his gourd, and Kobe is eating Shaq's Ass. The Clippers have Baron Davis, Chris Kaman, Marcus Camby, Al Thornton, and the rookie with a stroke as smooth as Melissa Joan Hart's ass at age 18 (that's Eric Gordon faithful followers)


I'm so glad to be here, giving you free, stone cold, hard earned, loving cup, WINNERS. get on this wagon before it gets too fast to jump on and people will call you a bandwagon fan which sucks.

Legend Killer says Kill the books tonight

 

[DayTraderNation]

Can a moderator here please tell Pimpy we post from different IP addresses across the country every day. Pimpy, I know it is hard to grow up in a trailer park, scrounging for every morsel of spam, while fighting depression AND down syndrome at the same time, but I'd appreciate it if you left your lowly drivel in the trailer park and get the hell out of my thread unless you want to keep an adequate and reasonable record for me. Seriously, if it possible to prove it to this moron, please someone do so. We are obviously friends but we have different capping styles, looks like mine is on fire so far this year.

So far this year I am 1-1 (+4.5 units)

Now, I'm begging you clients, don't let this day pass you by without getting ALL OVER these sweet lil' arse plays.

Miami Heat +3 (2.2 units to win 2): The sweet Heat are on the comeback train this year. Dwyane Wade looked like Chairman Mao in China, crushing his disciples and laughing as they try to get out of the way of the tank that is his torso. He's 100% and and 100% Wade is one of the 4 best players in the NBA. Also, D'Antoni's shit eating grin will disapear when Curry starts shanking him as he wanders the sideline like a lost duckling. Take the Heat on the road, the Knicks will be a mess from day one.

Minnesota T-Wolves -5.5 (2.2 units to win 2): This team is on the rise, Al Jefferson looks like Greg Oden's mutant brother from Rocky Top, Tennessee...Deliverance style. He will make Kevin Martin squeal like a little pig tonight. The Kings always blow away from Arco and this year is going to be ugly. When your best player is Kevin Martin you know you are in for a rough year. Blowout salad here.

L.A. Clippers +9 (3.3 units to win 3): How do you give the ClipShow 9 here. This team has a lot of talent and will surprise a bunch of people this year, possibly even a playoff run in the mix. 9 points! Give me a break and break me off piece of that Bynum bar. He's an underachieving slob, Lamar Odom is stoned out of his gourd, and Kobe is eating Shaq's Ass. The Clippers have Baron Davis, Chris Kaman, Marcus Camby, Al Thornton, and the rookie with a stroke as smooth as Melissa Joan Hart's ass at age 18 (that's Eric Gordon faithful followers)


I'm so glad to be here, giving you free, stone cold, hard earned, loving cup, WINNERS. get on this wagon before it gets too fast to jump on and people will call you a bandwagon fan which sucks.

Legend Killer says Kill the books tonight

Like em, gl tonight

 

[KillaRSox]

Haha your down on your knees begging your must be real solid.