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if he was just honest it would be fine but he turns and switches the numbers around so bad to make it look like he knows what he is doing.
stu feiner said in his videos that lang couldn't pick shit. why do you think that lang has had like 5 different capping names over the years cuz then he can start his record from 0-0 then each football season.
stu feiner said in his videos that lang couldn't pick shit. why do you think that lang has had like 5 different capping names over the years cuz then he can start his record from 0-0 then each football season.
Thanks for keeping his record here, we really appreciate it.
It's amazing how this man keeps talking about "2/3 winning months" when he's -272 dimes on the year. He's a flat out a career thief. Does he have any kids? They must be real ashamed knowing their father steals from people for a living.
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hahahaha... too funny.
hahahaha... too funny.
It's time for Brandon Lang BS quote of the day!
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Isn't Monday the start of a new week? :think2:
From last Monday to Sunday he has lost 60.5 Dimes so how does it come down to today for the winning week? :think2:
As for him winning the month of April, already down 178.5 Dimes for the month, all I have to say is...
Keep the Fade Train rollin'!
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Isn't Monday the start of a new week? :think2:
From last Monday to Sunday he has lost 60.5 Dimes so how does it come down to today for the winning week? :think2:
As for him winning the month of April, already down 178.5 Dimes for the month, all I have to say is...
Keep the Fade Train rollin'!
It's time for Brandon Lang BS quote of the day!
Sponsored by ACME Manure.@)
Isn't Monday the start of a new week? :think2:
From last Monday to Sunday he has lost 60.5 Dimes so how does it come down to today for the winning week? :think2:
As for him winning the month of April, already down 178.5 Dimes for the month, all I have to say is...
Keep the Fade Train rollin'!
Lang (like many other touts) calculate their weeks from Tuesday-Monday because of Monday Night Football. I guess that he's selectively choosing to use that counting system in hopes of sweeping today and eeking out a W (though I don't know if he can since I stopped tracking him daily a few weeks ago).
Here is his analysis:
Brandon Lang
Monday ...
10 Dime Pacers - Cleveland comes in off a blowout win and cover against the Celtics, and tonight it'll be letdown city. This is not an impossible chore either, as Indiana came away with a 96-95 victory over the Cavaliers on Feb. 10. The Cavaliers finish the season with the Sixers, so they may not be too focused tonight after crushing the defending champs. Back-to-back nights aren't going to be a strong suit tonight, as Indiana rolls in on ATS runs of 7-1 against the Eastern Conference, 6-1 after covering the spread, 4-1 on Mondays, 9-3 off a straight-up win, 6-2 against the Central Division and 4-0 overall. And in this series, the home team is on a 14-4 run against the bookmakers.
10 Dime Rockets - Houston is playing solid right now, even sans Yao Ming, and the fight for home-court advantage in the first round of the postseason continues tonight for the Rockets. Houston is tied for the third-best record in the conference, and need to maintain momentum with the playoffs around the corner. And since the Hornets have struggled as of late, due to the absence of Tyson Chandler, I don't think they'll be able to hang with the Rockets tonight. The Hornets have dropped two of their three meetings with Houston, and roll into this one on ATS slides of 6-16 as the underdog, 1-4 against the West, 1-5 on Monday nights, 2-5 on the road and 0-4 when playing off an ATS win cover. On the flipside, the Rockets are on spread streaks of 4-0 at home, 5-1 as the installed chalk and 6-2 when laying points at home in this range.
10 Dime Warriors - Honestly, I don't know if the Spurs get out of the first round of the playoffs. Without Manu Ginobili, and with a banged up Tim Duncan, San Antonio is in bad shape right now. Tonight they won't be able to run with the fast-paced Warriors, who've won four of six as they close out a disappointing season. That included a win at Utah on Saturday, when the Warriors played with only seven players. They'll be motivated for this one and will play up to the level of competition and will put the Spurs on upset alert by coming out swinging for this one. Take the home team.
5 Dime Rockies - After a late game last night, the cubs won't be ready for this early clash with the Rox, especially with Ubaldo Jimenez going for us today. The young righty scattered four hits and struck out eight over seven frames in his season debut last Tuesday in Arizona, leading Colorado to a 3-0 victory. Anyone who watched the game saw plenty of good things that he did against the Snakes, including challenging hitters and competing against them in the zone. If he does that today, against the swing-happy Cubs, he could find himself ahead in counts and in a position to use his junk against them. Let's take the road dog in this one.
5 Dime Phillies - One year after finishing as the league's worst team, it doesn't appear the Nationals are ready to relinquish that label. Thus, I like the defending champs today against the 0-6 Nationals, whose pitching staff is allowing 7.5 runs per game in series sweeps at Florida and Atlanta. The starting rotation that is 0-5 with a 10.73 ERA, including today's starter Daniel Cabrera, who gave up five runs in six innings of a 6-4 loss to Florida last Wednesday. With Philly warming up at the plate, and Jamie Moyer bringing a 6-0 mark and 2.08 ERA in 10 starts against Washington into this one, I have no trouble taking the Phils today.
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Brandon Lang
Monday ...
10 Dime Pacers - Cleveland comes in off a blowout win and cover against the Celtics, and tonight it'll be letdown city. This is not an impossible chore either, as Indiana came away with a 96-95 victory over the Cavaliers on Feb. 10. The Cavaliers finish the season with the Sixers, so they may not be too focused tonight after crushing the defending champs. Back-to-back nights aren't going to be a strong suit tonight, as Indiana rolls in on ATS runs of 7-1 against the Eastern Conference, 6-1 after covering the spread, 4-1 on Mondays, 9-3 off a straight-up win, 6-2 against the Central Division and 4-0 overall. And in this series, the home team is on a 14-4 run against the bookmakers.
10 Dime Rockets - Houston is playing solid right now, even sans Yao Ming, and the fight for home-court advantage in the first round of the postseason continues tonight for the Rockets. Houston is tied for the third-best record in the conference, and need to maintain momentum with the playoffs around the corner. And since the Hornets have struggled as of late, due to the absence of Tyson Chandler, I don't think they'll be able to hang with the Rockets tonight. The Hornets have dropped two of their three meetings with Houston, and roll into this one on ATS slides of 6-16 as the underdog, 1-4 against the West, 1-5 on Monday nights, 2-5 on the road and 0-4 when playing off an ATS win cover. On the flipside, the Rockets are on spread streaks of 4-0 at home, 5-1 as the installed chalk and 6-2 when laying points at home in this range.
10 Dime Warriors - Honestly, I don't know if the Spurs get out of the first round of the playoffs. Without Manu Ginobili, and with a banged up Tim Duncan, San Antonio is in bad shape right now. Tonight they won't be able to run with the fast-paced Warriors, who've won four of six as they close out a disappointing season. That included a win at Utah on Saturday, when the Warriors played with only seven players. They'll be motivated for this one and will play up to the level of competition and will put the Spurs on upset alert by coming out swinging for this one. Take the home team.
5 Dime Rockies - After a late game last night, the cubs won't be ready for this early clash with the Rox, especially with Ubaldo Jimenez going for us today. The young righty scattered four hits and struck out eight over seven frames in his season debut last Tuesday in Arizona, leading Colorado to a 3-0 victory. Anyone who watched the game saw plenty of good things that he did against the Snakes, including challenging hitters and competing against them in the zone. If he does that today, against the swing-happy Cubs, he could find himself ahead in counts and in a position to use his junk against them. Let's take the road dog in this one.
5 Dime Phillies - One year after finishing as the league's worst team, it doesn't appear the Nationals are ready to relinquish that label. Thus, I like the defending champs today against the 0-6 Nationals, whose pitching staff is allowing 7.5 runs per game in series sweeps at Florida and Atlanta. The starting rotation that is 0-5 with a 10.73 ERA, including today's starter Daniel Cabrera, who gave up five runs in six innings of a 6-4 loss to Florida last Wednesday. With Philly warming up at the plate, and Jamie Moyer bringing a 6-0 mark and 2.08 ERA in 10 starts against Washington into this one, I have no trouble taking the Phils today.
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Ok, I gotcha. I didn't know that about the touts starting their week on Tuesday. Thanks for the 411.
So from Tuesday through Sunday Lang sits at -5.5 Dimes, so I guess in his pea tout brain he does still have a shot at a winning week with his 40 Dimes of action for today.
I still prefer to look at his entire body of work for 2009 which has him sitting at -272.5 Dimes. :toast:
LANG RESULTS for 4/13/09
10 Dimes - Pacers - LOSER
10 Dimes - Rockets WINNER
10 Dimes - Warriors - LOSER
5 Dimes - Rockies - LOSER
5 Dimes - Phillies - WINNER
-12.5 Dimes
LANG 2009: 106-123-6, -285 Dimes
Lang By Month:
January: +61.5 Dimes
February: -170 Dimes
March: +14.5 Dimes
April: -191 Dimes
10 Dimes - Pacers - LOSER
10 Dimes - Rockets WINNER
10 Dimes - Warriors - LOSER
5 Dimes - Rockies - LOSER
5 Dimes - Phillies - WINNER
-12.5 Dimes
LANG 2009: 106-123-6, -285 Dimes
Lang By Month:
January: +61.5 Dimes
February: -170 Dimes
March: +14.5 Dimes
April: -191 Dimes
Guys:
In addition to the juice he loses, DON't FORGET to tac on the COST for his selections!! (24.95 & 31.95 respectively)
Probably worth a dime/unit or so. Trust me, few folks are purchasing his selections.
CONTINUE to FADE this clown. His videos are hilarious.
Catch me if ya can, Brandon.^^
Space Mountain
In addition to the juice he loses, DON't FORGET to tac on the COST for his selections!! (24.95 & 31.95 respectively)
Probably worth a dime/unit or so. Trust me, few folks are purchasing his selections.CONTINUE to FADE this clown. His videos are hilarious.
Catch me if ya can, Brandon.^^
Space Mountain
***DAILY LANGER REPORT***
It's all about baseball here on Tuesday.
A 5-Dime Trifecta to start the week.
With the NBA playoffs starting this Saturday, there is no better time than now to step up and get you some baseball winners.
I love baseball. Love handicapping it. Love watching it. Love winning it.
All I am looking for this week is building the bankroll for the NBA playoffs that start this weekend. Early value in baseball is what I am looking for and I have found it tonight.
A big key for me is observing the first week of the baseball season to see how things have carried over from spring training.
Well, my work is done and this week I dive in head first with some rock solid baseball winners right on thru the weekend. This is a good time to get on board.:toast:
This is when I am at my best. The beginning of baseball season and baseball will be a big reason April will be winning month #3 of 4 here in 2009.
Now watch me go win some baseball here on Tuesday.
It's all about baseball here on Tuesday.
A 5-Dime Trifecta to start the week.
With the NBA playoffs starting this Saturday, there is no better time than now to step up and get you some baseball winners.
I love baseball. Love handicapping it. Love watching it. Love winning it.
All I am looking for this week is building the bankroll for the NBA playoffs that start this weekend. Early value in baseball is what I am looking for and I have found it tonight.
A big key for me is observing the first week of the baseball season to see how things have carried over from spring training.
Well, my work is done and this week I dive in head first with some rock solid baseball winners right on thru the weekend. This is a good time to get on board.:toast:
This is when I am at my best. The beginning of baseball season and baseball will be a big reason April will be winning month #3 of 4 here in 2009.
Now watch me go win some baseball here on Tuesday.
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