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One of my favorite sayings is 'if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle'... do you believe this to be true as well?

still rings true today, same goes with "If ifs and buts where candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas"
 

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I have been banned by most of the Rx moderators at some point and time, I cant really blame my personality on Barman so Im going to go with No, it wasnt his fault.

Although the list of people I Banned (from a week to lifetime) is so long that I could not possibly remember them all, I can state with Full Confidence that I never banned NES, NESADVANTAGE or even that crowincr guy who I think must be NES, but I'm not sure.

Also never even put him on Post Review because - sad but mostly true - he and I have many similarities in our brain wave patterns.

That, and he is an honest to goodness Role Model for me if I could get the Flex Capacitor sufficiently charged to send me back to about Age 24 (which is about how old NES was when he either arrived in CR, or was well on the way to devising that plotline for his life)
 

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You would think they would be making money, but I only know about 3 Ticos that actually own umbrellas. The rest just bitch about being wet all the time.


Speaking of which, I'm not entirely sure about that. I'd say I know about 3 Ticos who BOUGHT umbrellas; the rest just swipe them.

I am generally happy with living here and rarely have a problem with theft. Two things are notable exceptions - digital cameras and umbrellas.

Why are those items, in particular, the ones that they steal from me repeatedly?
 

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My gf has big fake tits and a lot of money. We've been dating for 5 years almost. I'm starting to grow tired of the situation. Should i leave her and move on to new things?
 

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No, I had to release them into the wild. But if you are missing your daily "I hope this isnt anyone's sister" thread, there is a nice little Costa Rican Girls thread I discovered at another obscure forum that you might be interested in.
Damnnnnnnn mae..........tuanis!
 

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Would you recommend playing ignorant about your knowledge of Spanish around latina chicks that don't speak English and think you don't understand Spanish so as to glean some insight into the conversations they have with their friends? Or is that opening yourself up to learn something that you didn't want to know about yourself to begin with?
 

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Would you recommend playing ignorant about your knowledge of Spanish around latina chicks that don't speak English and think you don't understand Spanish so as to glean some insight into the conversations they have with their friends? Or is that opening yourself up to learn something that you didn't want to know about yourself to begin with?

allow me Rex..........yes always hide your language skills..........they are vital especially in an end game

sorry Nes but im sure you'd approve
 

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Listen to what these two say, BetAll and Steak are wise beyond their years, and if you put em together are almost as smart as I am.
 

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A couple of other wise folks have advised me of the same, steak & NES, so I appreciate the input and will use it going forward.

Next question, NES: Do you know how to best find an accurate weather forecast as much as 7 days in advance down here? Wunderground and Weather Channel generally do a crappy job of covering central American weather. I doubt very seriously it gets better elsewhere, but figured I'd ask.

No need for rain jokes; they got old about 4 days after I moved here and learned what the rainy season was all about, etc.
 

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A couple of other wise folks have advised me of the same, steak & NES, so I appreciate the input and will use it going forward.

Next question, NES: Do you know how to best find an accurate weather forecast as much as 7 days in advance down here? Wunderground and Weather Channel generally do a crappy job of covering central American weather. I doubt very seriously it gets better elsewhere, but figured I'd ask.

No need for rain jokes; they got old about 4 days after I moved here and learned what the rainy season was all about, etc.
 

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Listen to what these two say, BetAll and Steak are wise beyond their combined 112 years, .......

tightened up your post
 

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My gf has big fake tits and a lot of money. We've been dating for 5 years almost. I'm starting to grow tired of the situation. Should i leave her and move on to new things?

Pics like this one do make a fella wonder if that grass might truly be greener in Central America......

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Oh and fwiw....no offense intended towards my fraternal sports brothers who groove to the looks of those southeast Asian girls....but after surfing through the most recent installments of the "Ask Me About Thailand!" thread in offshore forum, I had to cleanse my personal poontang palate by going through the entire 24 pages of the Hot Costa Rican Girls thread

I feel Much Better now.....Thanks again for the link, Senor Crow
 

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