Something In a Mans Ass

[X-Files]

Get Licked, yes. (I didnt care for it though) Put something in, ARE YOU NUTS?

Dude, I dont need the water smacking me in the face when I take a dump.

Can you say it never goes in at all when she licks? Or when you
wipe or scratch an itch?

At the hospital i've had my temperature taken that way.

With my doctor she stuck her finger in doing the prostrate exam.

An enema would also go up there.

Other medical exams use that opening.

It actually helps one poop better later having a finger in there.
No shit.

:missingte

 

[X-Files]

whoa...TMI...TMI

What is this, a form of Transcendental Meditation?

Personally i don't mix meditation and masturbation.

:drink: :drink:

 

[X-Files]

is it gay if my girlfriend puts her cock in my ass?

:missingte

Turning to the Dark Side, Yoda?

 

[X-Files]

Had my first prostate exam two years ago and felt the doc's finger for the next two weeks.

Some guys have all the fun.

Some guys get all the breaks.

 

[X-Files]

Assholes are dirty and shouldn't be licked or played with at all.

Pu*sies smell like fish & drip blood, and shouldn't be licked or
played with at all.

 

[X-Files]

What's the difference if a chick sticks 4 fingers up your ass or some guy shoves his cock in there? Wouldn't it give you the same sensation? Keep doing what makes you feel good but I say no thanks.

What's the difference between kissing a hot chick & some guy? {a lot}
Wouldn't it give you the same sensation? {no, not emotionally or
psychologicly, at least}

 

[MrJ]

1) Excessive wiping of one's own ass

2) hands in pants while watching sports

3) smacking your teammates ass after a sac fly

4) being a QB at any level on any team

5) dressing like Mr. Newlywed

6) owning a cat

Wiping your arse well is just good grooming. Few chicks would want a guy near them that smells like shit.

 

[Timetopay]

What's the difference between kissing a hot chick & some guy? {a lot}
Wouldn't it give you the same sensation? {no, not emotionally or
psychologicly, at least}

All these responses and the butt plug post = homosexual

GL!

 

[RobFunk]

All these responses and the butt plug post = homosexual

GL!

Jesus. 6 posts in a row, to defend having something stuffed up his ass in a sexual manner.

I like X-files posts usually, but wtf?!

 

[ClipJoint]

Jesus. 6 posts in a row, to defend having something stuffed up his ass in a sexual manner.

I like X-files posts usually, but wtf?!

:missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[HarryCaray]

Funniest thread in some time.

Wow.

I'm with WVU and MJ. If you think a woman sticking her finger in your ass, (while you are having heterosexual sex with her no less), is gay, you need to grow up. It kind of feels good, but is not really my bag. It intesifies your orgasm, but it makes me feel like I have to take a shit all over the bedsheets, so I don't really like it. But it is DEFINITELY not gay.

 

[Tchocky]

I like my Ass Hole stimulated when I am having sex and I am confident I am not gay.

Let me ask you a question......

If you like to fuck a girl in the ass are you gay or have gay tendencies?

Yes...you may be a homosexual if you like your anus stimulated.
No...you are not a homosexual if you want to fuck a girl in the ass.

 

[Danielvip98]

guys I think that a little playing around doesn't hurt anyone. so let me ask you something you think that two chicks that lick each other asses while they both masturbate its a sick view..... I sure hell don't I'm not really up to a lot of thing but a lick or the tip of a finger on top of it (not in it). thats great!!!!!!!

 

[Alamorich]

Couple of times I have had the lady five me the finger as I was :bunnies: her and it did seem to enhance the experience but then again you could have douced me with cold water at the time and that might have felt good too. I am pretty sure that if a lady strapped on a dildo and told me to get on all fours, and I was sober I would respectfully decline. I do agree that if you do like to get poked in the butt by yourself or a female you are NOT gay, it just feels good to you. I think being Gay includes a lot of other things other than butt poking.

 

[NES]

No way does Raoul Duke's wife get anywhere near his nappy bunghole, I'd put money on that.

 

[NES]

this thread is usesless without a poem

 

[NES]

A tongue or a finger to me it matters not
throw off your inhibitions, slip it in, yeah baby thats hot
A dildo, some buttbeads, a turkey leg, a root..
the Canadian inside me wants to know what it's all aboot
So oil it up or spit on it, do what you got to do
you'll fist me if you love me and help me extract my goo
dont tell my friends and if you do I'll say your lying
and if any of your friends ask fuck them bitches for prying
And if we ever breaking up and you start running your trap
going around telling everyone about your fingernail and my crap,
then you better remember this face bitch when you lie down to nap
and dont be suprised when you wake up with your ass full of caps

 

[OnWisconsin]

my god i must be sick
high up my ass is a fat rubber dick
but that's not all i don't like to stop there
i am aching for you to trim my ass hair
and while you're down there let your tongue linger
and i don't think i need to tell you what to do with your middle finger
don't be ashamed there's nothing weird about it
i just love a good tossed salad
this must stay between us don't tell a soul
it's nobody's business that i like a violated asshole
do it baby do it do it to me now
ah fuck, i just thought of that fat cow

 

[festeringZit]

You guys have way too much time on your hands.

:smoking:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Had my first prostate exam two years ago and felt the doc's finger for the next two weeks. .

that's the longest prostate exam i've ever heard of....