Someones pockets just got fat... NE Patriots locker room attendant

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Ok, so let's walk through this.

You are carrying a mesh bag of 12 footballs. You decide to go into the bathroom to deflate them (do you know you are on video?).

Start watch -

1. Lock door

2. Set bag on floor open bag

3. deflate ball 11 balls (how do you know how much?)

4. repack balls

5. Go outside

Is it possible to do this in 90 seconds?

I guess, but you kind would have to be Bourne Identity level expert in terms of cool nerves and hand eye coordination...
 

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Ok, so let's walk through this.

You are carrying a mesh bag of 12 footballs. You decide to go into the bathroom to deflate them (do you know you are on video?).

Start watch -

1. Lock door

2. Set bag on floor open bag

3. deflate ball 11 balls (how do you know how much?)

4. repack balls

5. Go outside

Is it possible to do this in 90 seconds?

I guess, but you kind would have to be Bourne Identity level expert in terms of cool nerves and hand eye coordination...

I don't know the answers to any questions but #3. He would know how much because he's probably been doing it at every home game for years. Not even sure how it was done....but it was done.
 

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lets say this guy did do something ..... who cares?????????????????????? LOL. Why does anyone really care? The NFL should tell the guy "listen guy, don't do it again", slap on the hand and stop this nonsense.

must have been a real slow news week . Press conferences with everyone and their dog. I am surprised it wasn't mentioned in the State of the Union address and why this isn't in front of congress as we speak. I would love to see Bilachick and Brady plead the 5th.

Brady didn't help but how he acted in the press conference and neither did Bilachick.

This whole thing is ridiculous
 

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I don't know the answers to any questions but #3. He would know how much because he's probably been doing it at every home game for years. Not even sure how it was done....but it was done.

I actually think if this guy did it he did it on the sideline. It honestly seems too dumb to try it in the bathroom. But, obviously it isn't out of the question.
 

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Wouldnt it be funny to hear this locker room attendant take full responsibility of everything....even holding a press conference. ...with thick gold chains and fat diamond rings while he says he did it all on his own


Hush Hush money......Hey Tom give me $300,000 and i will never mention your name. :):)
 

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I actually think if this guy did it he did it on the sideline. It honestly seems too dumb to try it in the bathroom. But, obviously it isn't out of the question.

It's very unlikely this was the 1st time its been done. So I assume he has a routine on how and where he does it. He wasn't efficient enough because he forgot one this time. Brady would have been pissed if they handed him the one legal ball
 
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It's very unlikely this was the 1st time its been done. So I assume he has a routine on how and where he does it. He wasn't efficient enough because he forgot one this time. Brady would have been pissed if they handed him the one legal ball

And you have the gall to accuse others of making shit up? Unreal.
 
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Funny how the only ball reported the 2 psi less is the ball the colts had on their sideline before testing. And Jackson said he felt no difference when he caught it.
 

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And you have the gall to accuse others of making shit up? Unreal.

What the fuck are you talking about. I'm giving my opinion on what I feel is likely and unlikely. You have some weird reading comprhension skills
 

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The who and the how they did it, doesn't mean much to me. Common sense tells you that some rouge equipment guy just doesn't go deflate balls for no reason. While it happens to be a coincedence that the qb prefers deflated balls and the colts balls were not deflated.

This investigation could be over with one or two phone calls and 30 mins. Goodlell needs to drag this out so he doesn't have to make a decision to suspend. Dollars over game integrity for the nfl.

And zit, so we are clear, these are my opinions based on previous behavior and current facts
 

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The who and the how they did it, doesn't mean much to me. Common sense tells you that some rouge equipment guy just doesn't go deflate balls for no reason. While it happens to be a coincedence that the qb prefers deflated balls and the colts balls were not deflated.

This investigation could be over with one or two phone calls and 30 mins. Goodlell needs to drag this out so he doesn't have to make a decision to suspend. Dollars over game integrity for the nfl.

And zit, so we are clear, these are my opinions based on previous behavior and current facts
 
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What the fuck are you talking about. I'm giving my opinion on what I feel is likely and unlikely. You have some weird reading comprhension skills

But yet you've been excoriating people for giving their opinion on what is likely, since this thing broke... Until some real facts come out, there's a lot of hearsay going on. And,
unfortunately ESPN has been one of the worst culprits.
 
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Frankly, I believe Kraft at this point, the he, nor Belichick, nor Brady knew anything about it. That is my opinion on what is likely.
 

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But yet you've been excoriating people for giving their opinion on what is likely, since this thing broke... Until some real facts come out, there's a lot of hearsay going on. And,
unfortunately ESPN has been one of the worst culprits.

People that have opinions that are based on pure fiction deserve ridicule. I mean seriously, what sane person can believe the balls deflated because of cold weather while the colts balls didn't. Use common sense
 

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Frankly, I believe Kraft at this point, the he, nor Belichick, nor Brady knew anything about it. That is my opinion on what is likely.

So at this point you think the balls were deflated by weather or some rougue pats employee? Is that your real stance on this. Do me a favor, become a 49ers fan for 5 mins and then think about it. Then tell me your thoughts
 

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But yet you've been excoriating people for giving their opinion on what is likely, since this thing broke... Until some real facts come out, there's a lot of hearsay going on. And,
unfortunately ESPN has been one of the worst culprits.

I posted my last post to pats supporters unless they post something to me directly. It's mind boggling to me how they can't see the obvious. I've seen blind phandom before but never to this extent. Good luck
 
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I posted my last post to pats supporters unless they post something to me directly. It's mind boggling to me how they can't see the obvious. I've seen blind phandom before but never to this extent. Good luck

See what obvious, that all that's come out to hurt the pats is leaked sources, most of which are clarified or are disputed by other sources shortly after? Id hate to see what you felt about things like duke lacrosse or UVA frats.
 
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So at this point you think the balls were deflated by weather or some rougue pats employee? Is that your real stance on this. Do me a favor, become a 49ers fan for 5 mins and then think about it. Then tell me your thoughts

We don't even have accurate information on how much the balls were deflated. The first story that came out was a lie, how come you haters don't have your panties in a wad about that?
 

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