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thanks for that dickyw you should come on my sales team when i get one up and operating. i will soon because i will make money doing this it seems easy and it seems like people are losing their money offshore all over the place. they need a person like me to help them. jb
 

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Well i will not question your aparently altruistic and completely ethical charity prone filanthropism. But then again i am assuming you do not make a profit from this, or this would be a void point. Why not then, share the wealth, as you are interested in helping why not just share the wealth, come on make my poor relatives rich and save me from despondent poverty, tell me your parlay, look that way you will gain peer recognition and entice new people to ask you for caps, to reap you have to sow. Come on prove your mettle, show all these unbelievers your insight.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jazz:
, if you haven't found a good tag line yet, how about 'Johnny Baker - Millionaire Maker'?
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How about....
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
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Johnny (Bubba) Baker Money Maker
Glad to help! And always use my favorite line from boiler room when talking to your potential customers

"Jesus Christ **** lift up your skirt grab your balls and lets make some money"
 

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Look Habsman, let Johnnie show us how much he can iluminate our heathen asses, with his godgiven power of deduction, not since sherlock holmes has the world seen insight nor humanity as poignant, come on Johnnie, my poor chain mail charity sister needs money she may die, the medics give her 9 months ( since 1993), please, oh shinning knight of lost causes look down upon us, lowly heathens. Come on
, shows us the fix, if i like it, i will buy.
 

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Whats the quality of the paper you are working with(the leads/#s) Thats what is going to determine if you have any success, and dont expect many callbacks.
 

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LOL - man, there's no doubt in my mind that JB is an alias of one of the old dogs here having some fun. DickyW, loved that last line
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prodigal son i got the list from a local bookie who is highly respected around here i took this list as part of my payment. but the east side isn't as big as it used to be guys so there are some people on this list that i know personally one guy i went to high school with how the hell do i handle that i have no idea maybe disguise myself? some i think came from an old website this guy used to work for i dont know which one but those will be more quality and i can be myself on the phone without worrying if anyone recognizes me.

but the problem i'm having is that the numbers outside the local area are long distance and the phone bill will cut into my big profit anyone have an idea what i was thinking is i may get a nationwide calling plan on one of those cricket cell phones for now things will get better once i have a few paying clients. jb
 

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okay guys this same god damn thing happened at bettorspub people questioning me and my motives you are all here i came to you guys saying this was the deal. i am going tout. i announced it and didnt try to hide behind a name doing so like patrick mcirish or ronald mcdonald. i am johnny baker and you dont need my library card to prove that. i am taking the twins tonight taking it straight to the bank. if this hits you will need to provide your phone number in this thread by tomorrow morning so i can contact you about my pay service. you will be added to my list. jb
 

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This guy is too damn funny. I say we hire him for enertainment for the Vegas trip. Is he a clown or stand up comedian?
 

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Please Johnny give us another pearl tomorrow, Twins 0 White Sox 8, Top of the 5th.
 

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dusty, please post your play earlier tomorrow. thank you. love, blue
 

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ahha,,,I feel Like Im inthe Middle fo FOOTS season ALREADY!!! hhahahahh

Johnny,,Knock the EYES OUT OF IT BRO,,, If you posted here for 2 weeks,,,,, and legitimized yoruself,,,, you would have a thousand SCHMUCKS knocking your door down,,,,
that is the way,,,, GIVE OUT AND Have your Plays MONITERd FOR 2 weeks here,,,
You wont have to cold call,,,

If you Heed my points,,,, you are the real deal,,, If you continue the saw mill routine,,, your just making us laugh,,, hahah
(No offense)
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you guys have zero confidence on this board this is very very little to me. peanuts. i have been watched by the FBI because of who i know and what i do and the risks i take on a day to day basis. sure the twins lost it was bad information but it's not like it was my weekly gold star play or anything huge like that come on guys it was a monday play.

I only got one potential client to pick up the phone right around gametime and i told him that because i respect him as a retired military officer i would GIVE him tonight's action absolutely FREE as a kind gesture from me and my staff at bakers dozen inc. bad news was for me that the game started as i told him the twins and the white sox scored in the 1st while i was still on the phone. that was the only damage done tonight i will bounce back easily. he already told me i sounded like a winner over the phone so i have already established something good with him in my voice i probably remind him of an army buddy or an old friend or son and i plan to win for him and the other people that sign up with me in the next day or two and thats a promise guys. jb
 

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..."bad information"

..."only a Monday play"

..."watched by the FBI"

YEAH, RIGHT. At least come up with something original. You just dont get it. It's not about WHO you KNOW, but HOW you process information.

If this board means so little to you, then why do you come here with your railbirdian questions?
 

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Johnny,,,
I VERY respectfully gave you an EASY OUT,,, you are choosing to IGNORE IT,,,, By those actions I am assuming you are here for the Laughs,,,,
Give the Board 2 or 3 weeks of your FBI SUPERLOCK 10,000 STAR GUARENTEE MILLENEUM PICKS OF THE CENTURY's MONTH,,,,,
You win 80%,,,

***I will TOUT YOUR SERVICE on EVERY BOARD for a Month,,,,,,,,,***

This is your LAST chance to Prove you are not a Flake,,,,,
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You know, if I was on a bender on bourbon and no sleep, this is the kind of solid gold s-h-i-t I'd dream up and do just for some laughs, also to see how many of my fellow posters would actually fall for this and get mad at me.

Good work, JB
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LOL, it is funny. How about just one more play tomorrow, PLEASE. I'm down over 10 units from last year since Beaner doesn't post plays this year.

Could use a new man "in the know" around here Johny.
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