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If you're bad enough on baseball totals, I'll pay for them. I really need for you to consistently miss 6 out of 10 to make it worthwhile.

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Johnny, it's obvious that you are not a winner. Every professional player and big time winning player plays offshore. It's safe. You just have to read this forum and see which books are the ones to play with. Offshore books will take bigger limits so you can win more than you are claiming now. Good Luck with the tout service.
 

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just give me the go ahead and i will hit a 4 team parlay for everyone here. i help people and their families as often as I can and now i need to be paid for the work i do and the lives i save. jb
 

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"hey this is johnny with guaranteed winner tonight,"

that's a fast way to get slammed.

Here's your opener.
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Johnny!?, This is Lou calling from ______. Listen I know you get a lot of calls from a lot of guys and they all claim they can make you millions but they wind up you costing you thousands, right? (ask YES questions)

Well, _____. I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a bold claim right out of the gate. I'm definately not one of those guys. The locks are on the front door and the stars are out in Hollywood. Just give a minute of you time, let me explain what I do differntly, and if you're not interested, we'll hang up friends. Fair Enough?
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HEY Johnny,
If you are that good your local guy will edge off all action you give and bet 10 dimes a game himself on top of it! Local book begging you to bet offshore, unless its one shop hes affiliated with that will never happen!!
 

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ok. go ahead...

q: to win at gambling u have to get the best price. it's a mathematical fact. how do u propose these people win on your picks? are you going to tell them to only bet it if its a certain price or are you a 'doesn't matter what price, it's a winner!'

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IllB,
Most sports gamblers NEVER by a package like that. They only want to hear that there's 1 BIG GAME GOING TONIGHT! Take sense to him, he hangs up on you.
 

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ring ring
the degenerate gambler: "hello"
jb: HELLO! "I'm calling to save your life"
degerate gambler: huh?
jb: that's right i'll save your life with a 4 teamer.
phone line: dial tone.

that's a start jb.
 

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BJ,

Since most of us have never been touts you need to talk to the "real successful touts",ROdfather,Jake Thompson,Dogball, and the many others that have gone to the "tout Halloffame". Where is Winky when you need him he has the entire list?

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Lol - someone named Johnny Baker is pulling everyone's legs - anyone with half a brain knows exactly the reaction one would get by posting a topic like this, asking for advice on how to scamdicap people during their dinner. But it's been a good laugh - thanks, Johnny. Say, if you haven't found a good tag line yet, how about 'Johnny Baker - Millionaire Maker'?

Seeing this garbage, especially about a winning 4-team parlay which no professional ever plays, has made me wonder if this isn't Feist looking for free advice, assuming he hasn't lined up yet another sacrificial lamb to fund his operation for this football season.

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>Jake Thompson

Didnt he give it up?

Also, I've noticed he hasnt posted his pics at lifesabet in a few days...
 

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first call about thirty minutes ago lady answers and says her husband isnt there and that he will return later this afternoon. she wanted to take a message and i didnt know what to say so i told her that i was going to call back when he got home but she really wanted to take a message so i told her that i was a professional gambler and i was going to present an investment opportunity to her and her husband and that she would be happy very soon. she wasn't very responsive guys and i dont think she really wrote my name and number down so now i am going to have to call back again so all of that was for nothing. (smiley with sigh someone post that)

also should i be using the word bad ass on the phone to people's wives or just save it for the client? jb
 

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Hey Johnny,

What other names have you posted under here at the ole RX?
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Johnny
Never ever pitch the bitch. Next time the women of the house answers the phone asking questions politely tell her to mind her own fvcking business. Tell her " this order of business is between me and your husband, you sit back and reap the benefits sweetheart" Remember no ass kissing your the one doing them a favour. Your the one taking them out of that 2 bedroom trailor and into that 6 bedroom house on the beach, don't EVER forget it Tiger
 

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Dickyw,

Words of wisdom... I hope he takes your advice on how to handle the women. If he does he'll be a success in no time.
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Okay, now seriously, no offense intended, but, do you really expect me to belive any single altruistic, selfless, magnainmoulsy self sacrificial individual, would in any event he could possibly, ostensibly, get a 4 team parlay and, of course share it and humanitarianly save me from bankrupcy for a few on my buckos? I mean could there be such a savior, a pariah, so undeserved by this impious humanity? Well, if i could believe this, sell me a used car, or costa rican swampland real state.
 

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Boiler room capping techniques. Well gotta hand
it to Johnnie, a real entrepeneur, The Mother Theresa of Betting.
 

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Mannie thats exactly what i am saying. i enjoy doing things for people and their families.
 

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