So, I slept with a deaf chick this weekend

[Mopisgood]

She was a nine body wise and about a 6 face wise. Not really a keeper, but definitely doable. I wish I had pictures to post.

I want to ask her if she knew how loud and irritating she sounded.

I'm sure she had no idea how loud and irritating she was, that's probably why she was looking at your face....so she could see if something was wrong. Did you show her the "O" face?

 

[WVU]

I'm sure she had no idea how loud and irritating she was, that's probably why she was looking at your face....so she could see if something was wrong. Did you show her the "O" face?

Only gave her the "O" face when I was pretending to cum. I was pretty convincing too. I even held onto the condom like I was trying not to spill my nut. Women aint got nothing on me as far as faking it.

 

[EasyMoney]

 

[BenLaw47]

Is that a normal thing to "get off" to that story?

 

[whalewager]

You must be hard up sleeping with a disabled girl. Are you black?

 

[PatPatriot]

How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Do you pull out and then spit in her face when she isn't looking

LMAO

No you fuck her doggie style then pull out a hit her with a snot rocket on her back.

 

[JohnnyB]

Honestly? I'm half-hogged from reading this thread.

That said, PAGING CALVIN, PAGING CALVIN.

 

[WVU]

You must be hard up sleeping with a disabled girl. Are you black?

If I was a man of colour then I would not have gotten past dinner. She was deaf, not blind. You must have missed the part about sipping on cabernet.

:nohead:

 

[WVU]

Honestly? I'm half-hogged from reading this thread.

That said, PAGING CALVIN, PAGING CALVIN.

I would be lying to you if I told you I wasn't thinking of Calvin and his lovely girl Rose half the night. Maybe he can chime in here and tell us if she is a squeaker as well, but being that they are both deaf they probably howl out a symphony

 

[JohnnyB]

PAGING CALVIN, PAGING CALVIN.

I guess he can't hear the page... :grandmais

I would be lying to you if I told you I wasn't thinking of Calvin and his lovely girl Rose half the night. Maybe he can chime in here and tell us if she is a squeaker as well.

How would he know? I suppose he could ask his neighbors...

 

[Pick-N-Win]

***** its all good

 

[Mopisgood]

What does a high pitch shriek look like in sign language?

 

[Alamorich]

A 69 would have been my move. That would have killed two birds with one stone.

Next would have been doggy at which time you would have been able to reach over and shoved her face into a pillow.

Last resort would have been to start howling loudly like a coyote in order to transport yourself into an animal state of being at which point you would no longer give a crap about the neighbors knowing you were nailing the poor deaf girl.

If you do her again or one of her friends from the school of the deaf, just give her an enthusiastic thumbs up when she looks up at you or just keep your thumb up the whole time and if she falters in anyway you can start rotating the thumb downward until she makes the appropriate correction.

 

[Buster]

don't be skerred Buster. All the cool kids are doing it

:banger:

yeah i was talking to a buddy the other day and we were talking about this very thing...i said "hey man ,can you believe how far out of the loop we are now" he said "what do you mean" and i said "people actually lick ass now,can you imagine us doing that when we were coming up"


i can just see some girl right now rolling her tongue across my external hemorrhoid,flicking it with her tongue and sucking on it.....NOW THAT'S HAWT!!!


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[EasyMoney]

A 69 would have been my move. That would have killed two birds with one stone.

Next would have been doggy at which time you would have been able to reach over and shoved her face into a pillow.

Last resort would have been to start howling loudly like a coyote in order to transport yourself into an animal state of being at which point you would no longer give a crap about the neighbors knowing you were nailing the poor deaf girl.

If you do her again or one of her friends from the school of the deaf, just give her an enthusiastic thumbs up when she looks up at you or just keep your thumb up the whole time and if she falters in anyway you can start rotating the thumb downward until she makes the appropriate correction.

thats a great idea. When she looks up at you just flash this at her

 

[maris09]

A couple of times that night I actually yelled at her to shut the fuck up, but obviously she couldn't hear me.

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time...thanks for that story haha
ope:

 

[fhmesq44]

WVU,

You need to watch In the Company of Men.

 

[PBR]

I have faked a few times before while wearing a condom.

They always know when you're faking...I'm not sure how, but they seem to know.

 

[WVU]

I like the thumbs up/ thumbs down plan. Seems like that would be ideal.

Should I feel guilty faking it with a deaf girl? I have faked it with a couple other girls in the past, but they were not hearing impaired. I feel an extra sense of dishonesty about this one. I made sure to flush the condom so she couldn't inspect the evidence later after I scurried out the door.
All in all she was a very nice girl with her only fault using a weird Darryl Hannah, Splashlike voice during sex.

 

[PBR]

Crap, sorry about that WVU. My comment was really only a caption for a pic that doesn't show up.