So, I slept with a deaf chick this weekend

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No offense to any deaf people here, but this was one weird scene.

I met this girl through a mutual friend and everything went off without a hitch. We met for drinks and dinner then proceeded to go back to her place to watch a movie and sip some wine. We watched some old war movie with closed caption. That went over fine and we even had some interesting conversation the best that we could.

She could speak fairly well, but with that common nasal tone that you often hear from deaf people. She had no hearing at all, but was great at reading lips. I tried my best to enunciate all my syllables correctly. She noticed that I seemed to have experience talking to deaf people and I told her that I was trying hard to impress.

After polishing off a bottle of cabernet, she started to get a little cozy with me. I was ok with that as she had a smoking body that I was eager to see more of. After the light kissing and petting increased to a higher level she took me by the hand and led me to her bedroom. I was still very comfortable with all this and had no idea of the bizarre scene that awaited me.

She proceeded to undress completely and I followed suit. Her eyes did not leave my face as though she was studying my every move. This made me slightly uncomfortable, but I was 100% intent on getting the goods.

She wasted no time going down on me. She was very good at giving head and I laid back to enjoy it. All of a sudden she would stop everything she was doing so that she could get a good look at my face. At first I thought something was wrong, but I figured out she was trying to read my reaction to see if I was enjoying it. This went on for about 15-20 minutes with her getting into it and stopping to get my reaction.

After the 5th or 6th time I decided this was too much of a tease. I pulled her up and proceeded to go down on her. She was very much liking this and began arching her back and then it happened. I thought we had rolled over on her cat as I heard this strange earpiercing sound. Now, I am no amateur and have been able to produce some good sounds from women in the past, but this sound was nothing like I have heard before.

I seriously thought she was hurting or crying or dieing. It was extremely loud and extremely high pitched. She sounded kind of like a dog squeak toy. I was still hell bent on performing for her so I tried to ignore the sounds I was hearing. I even burried my face deeper and clamped her thighs over my ears to try to muffle the sound. It was no use. I imagine her whole condo thought I was murdering her in there. Her shrieks became panting shrieks and I could not take any more of it.

I stopped what I was doing and decided to proceed with intercourse. 5 seconds into it she was back to shrieking and then stopping everything to look at my face and read my reaction. Well let's just say I was barely enjoying myself and was ready to smother this deaf girl. After 15 minutes or so of this I could not take it any longer so I faked an orgasm and ended the session and went home. I feel like I am forever scarred and will not ever be able to enjoy the sounds of a woman in the bedroom.
 

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How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Do you pull out and then spit in her face when she isn't looking?
 

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I'm speechless, no pun intended. That was quite possibly one of the better stories I have read on here.

Question though... if she wasn't constantly looking for a reaction and didn't have the shrieking issues, would you of pursued this further?

Markie, it's pretty easy to fake orgasm if your wearing a condom.. just go through the motions.
 

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oh man you must be terrified. lol no more deaf chicks ok pleaseee regardless of how good of a body they got. Hey maybe you should have slept with the big fat chick next door instead :nohead:
 

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Yikes. Some good writing on your part though, almost like those Penthouse Forum stories.... :missingte Maybe you introduce her to a ballgag or something to shut her up.
 

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I have faked a few times before while wearing a condom.

A couple of times that night I actually yelled at her to shut the fuck up, but obviously she couldn't hear me.
 

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Nice story WVU......why don't you propose your sng challenge to her and see if you can make a few bucks at least.

:money8:
 

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Nice story WVU......why don't you propose your sng challenge to her and see if you can make a few bucks at least.

:money8:


lol. She does not know anything about gambling. Her friend told her I was an investment banker so I just went with that. She was 24, very well groomed, and if not for her irritating sounds I would be going back for more. She was also the second girl to ever stick her tongue in my ass.
 

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lol. She does not know anything about gambling. Her friend told her I was an investment banker so I just went with that. She was 24, very well groomed, and if not for her irritating sounds I would be going back for more. She was also the second girl to ever stick her tongue in my ass.


Girls that have a little something wrong with them will do some crazy shit to get an advantage over "normal" girls. I've never been down the tongue in the ass road and not sure if I would be up for that unless I was pretty damn drunk. Also, you might try telling this chick that her sex noises are really abnormal and you would feel more comfortable if she toned it down.....just don't try to tell her on the phone!
 

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lol. She does not know anything about gambling. Her friend told her I was an investment banker so I just went with that. She was 24, very well groomed, and if not for her irritating sounds I would be going back for more. She was also the second girl to ever stick her tongue in my ass.


WHOA............edit out the ass part
 

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lol. She does not know anything about gambling. Her friend told her I was an investment banker so I just went with that. She was 24, very well groomed, and if not for her irritating sounds I would be going back for more. She was also the second girl to ever stick her tongue in my ass.


The shreaks would not bother me if she is that nasty. Buy some ear plugs
 

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It was a combination of the shrieks and the stopping everything to see my face that had me wanting to snuff out this deaf chick. Maybe I should email her a link to this thread.
 

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The good thing about being involved with a deaf women is they won't ever be asking you to call em.


:pope:
 

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It was a combination of the shrieks and the stopping everything to see my face that had me wanting to snuff out this deaf chick. Maybe I should email her a link to this thread.

Great idea.....but don't get mad when she stabs you in the side of the head with an ice pick.
 

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She was a nine body wise and about a 6 face wise. Not really a keeper, but definitely doable. I wish I had pictures to post.

I want to ask her if she knew how loud and irritating she sounded.
 

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