Should I fight this motherfucker?

[joeyfitzclick]

Thats olddirtyku

 

[roach23]

did AFLGuru puss out on backing you up? i always suspected he was a *****.

 

[WCBias]

First of all, I'm drunk. Second of all, here's what went down. I'm chilling in the living room with my roommate and a couple of his friends playing video games when 2 of his friends come in with 2 girls. Well, one of the girls that came over, probably in jest, starts bullshitting with me and a couple minutes later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat), she then takes off my pants and boxers and asks me to do a dance. After some initial reluctance, I jump on a rolling chair and start dancing. One of the roomies friends that just came over kicks the chair out from under me and almost sends me crashing on the ground. I recover, and thinking he was playing, party boy him. Just jump on the couch and bounce my nuts in front of his face. Well he doesn't like this, and shoves me off of him and then proceeds to go to the table and pour my beer out on the floor and over my console (thank god none of it is damaged i think). I see red now and get in his face and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing at my place. He shoves me and then it's fucking on. I put the kid in a headlock and take him down on the floor and start choking him hard. This goes on for about 10 seconds before his friend comes over and says if I don't let go he'll punch me in the face. This kid is about as big as me although I've taken him before (in wrestling though, not a fight) but no one comes to my back and since I dont want a 2v1 fight, I let the kid go. Well, the other people (his friends included) immediately kick him out and we start talking shit to each other all the way to his car (only reason we didn't go again is because a bigger guy and the two girls were separating us). He is gone but I am still furious. In my opinion, I did nothing wrong, and this kid just thought he could start shit at my place and get away with it. Should I pursue this and beat the shit out of the kid at his place or just let it go? Either way, I know that he is not allowed over again without a sincere apology and assurance that it won't happen again.

This really is a great post...I don't know how I missed this. First and foremost, you are drunk....it goes right to the top. Secondly, you t-bagged some dude. Now, that is some shit right there, droppin' your sac on some fella's chin. And an extra 1/2 point for intruducing two new terms to the rubber room vernacular....moterboating and party boy.

If you had fucked his gilfriend, it would have been a perfect 10.

And yeah, you had every right to kick his ass. Your house, your rules. Imagine getting your ass kicked by a fat dude who is not only naked, but just t-bagged you. You could have ruined him for life.

 

[prodigy]

a quick refresher course:

party boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRdbAsMMEoM

motorboat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwnscrzVtDc

 

[gynecologist]

1.Yes, I was naked the whole time

:monsters-

2. My nuts never touched him. He was sitting on the couch and i jumped up right by him and just bounced them in front of his face. Very close to him, but never touching.

:monsters-














































:monsters-

 

[Dante]

Jesus Christ JOEY you look like one bad Mofo with that Cig in your mouth

 

[Dante]

Quote:
<table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Originally Posted by HinesWard86
1.Yes, I was naked the whole time
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
:monsters-



Quote:
<table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Originally Posted by HinesWard86
2. My nuts never touched him. He was sitting on the couch and i jumped up right by him and just bounced them in front of his face. Very close to him, but never touching.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
:monsters-

that is a bit distrubing :ughhh: BUT I am fairly confident My friend hinesy is NOT gay he is a bad ass Steeler fan:banger:

 

[Journeyman]

did AFLGuru puss out on backing you up? i always suspected he was a *****.

another cheap shot...

This is the first time I've ever paid any attn to your gay posts, every other post is a cheap shot at someone...you're either 16 or just that insecure.

Now I see why you were banned....what a loser.

 

[BRICK]

Haha chick motorboats yoru , thats awesome

 

[Selectrick]

Best laugh I've had in a while , classic shit! I agree with your house, your rules..........fuck that asshole up, if he was pissed at all it should have been at his douche bag girlfriend, not you!! Carry on!!

 

[billhill999]

I just revisited this thread, and this is what I got out of it.
Hines Ward writes better posts wasted than I do sober.

 

[RenoChazz]

"later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat)"


what the heck is this?

This thread is hilarious, should be in the classics.
this video should explain what motorboating is

 

[Riv34]

i just laughed my ass off reading this bahahahaha

 

[Rawpimple]

sounds kinda like the naked fight seen in Borat. :drink:

Me in my younger days......

 

[PokerKingJim]

LOL that was a funny story

Anyway a few things first if someone pured beer on my xbox I would fuck them up good, second if some naked guy jumped on me I would fuck em up a lot worse, third if some chick tries to take off my pants I'm going to take her in a room and fuck her not dance around naked in front of a bunch of people and fourth if I was at a buddys house and playing xbox and then there was a naked guy dancing around I'd just get up right there and leave cause thats a little weird but hey maybe thats just me.

I don't know what's funnier, the OP or this reply.

What I do know is that this forum was a lot better 2-3 years ago - there were crazy ass threads like this one all the time

 

[cosmokram3r]

"later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat)"


what the heck is this?

p.s. HOW BIG ARE YOUR TITS?

LMFAO Buster your replies are hilarious!

 

[roadreeler57]

Funny stuff... Is it on youtube yet?...Id like to see this shit...LOL

 

[Hookandcrook+]

I don't know what's funnier, the OP or this reply.

What I do know is that this forum was a lot better 2-3 years ago - there were crazy ass threads like this one all the time

Night and day.....

 

[mjh12795]

Since im banned from posting in nfl forum i sometimes go digging around in the rubber room and this reminded me of a "Story" from when i was younger. Lets just call the guy me for the sake of the story. I was partying at my house when my friend jermey and his girl and her friend came over. We were all getting hammered before going to a local bar later that night. It got late and the friend was drunk and passed out on my recliner. We all still wanted to go out so we made the decision to let her sleep it off. Fast forward i see a guy i went to school with and he wanted some party favors which i had at my place. I tell him to meet me at my house. We walk in together i go to the freezer where i had the stuff. He says hey whats up with the fat girl on your recliner? I had forgot all about her and told him what happened. His very next question is hey care if i teabag her? Funny thing is he felt like he needed to ask permission. I said "I dont give a fuck". He proceeds to pull out his nuts and perform the rarely seen bag and drag. She didnt wake up and he went on his way and i went to sleep. She was gone when i woke up. I saw her a few times after that and always had to chuckle to what she would ask what? If she only knew.