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First of all, I'm drunk. Second of all, here's what went down. I'm chilling in the living room with my roommate and a couple of his friends playing video games when 2 of his friends come in with 2 girls. Well, one of the girls that came over, probably in jest, starts bullshitting with me and a couple minutes later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat), she then takes off my pants and boxers and asks me to do a dance. After some initial reluctance, I jump on a rolling chair and start dancing. One of the roomies friends that just came over kicks the chair out from under me and almost sends me crashing on the ground. I recover, and thinking he was playing, party boy him. Just jump on the couch and bounce my nuts in front of his face. Well he doesn't like this, and shoves me off of him and then proceeds to go to the table and pour my beer out on the floor and over my console (thank god none of it is damaged i think). I see red now and get in his face and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing at my place. He shoves me and then it's fucking on. I put the kid in a headlock and take him down on the floor and start choking him hard. This goes on for about 10 seconds before his friend comes over and says if I don't let go he'll punch me in the face. This kid is about as big as me although I've taken him before (in wrestling though, not a fight) but no one comes to my back and since I dont want a 2v1 fight, I let the kid go. Well, the other people (his friends included) immediately kick him out and we start talking shit to each other all the way to his car (only reason we didn't go again is because a bigger guy and the two girls were separating us). He is gone but I am still furious. In my opinion, I did nothing wrong, and this kid just thought he could start shit at my place and get away with it. Should I pursue this and beat the shit out of the kid at his place or just let it go? Either way, I know that he is not allowed over again without a sincere apology and assurance that it won't happen again.

Your roommate should squashed it IMO. Also if something would've gone down, your roommate would've had your back? If you felt compelled to throw blows, I hope your roommate would've made sure it was a one on one. I had my roommate's back and vice versa in situations like this.
 

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You look like two prisoners from OZ and he just got done making you his bitch.

He has that satisfied look and you got the thank god this Cuban bitch blew his load so I can smoke this cig.
 

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yeah do explain the motorboat on a fat man thing
 

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That guy is a total prick. He deserves an ass beating.

At the same time, I don't care how big/fat you are. If you bounce your nuts on my head, you are getting your ass beat. The fact that he didn't throw the first punch after having that happened shows he is a bitch.
 

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Yeah, especially if we're not friends and it's some kind of joke.. you bouncing your nuts on my head isn't cool. I would of thrown punches right then and there, as Clip said.

I'd just let it go and pound out the bitch who motorboated you and shoot a nice load on her face.
 

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To answer the three most prominent questions:

1.Yes, I was naked the whole time, this all happened in the span of a couple minutes

2. My nuts never touched him. He was sitting on the couch and i jumped up right by him and just bounced them in front of his face. Very close to him, but never touching.

3. Motorboating is what a guy usually does to a girl with big tits. You put your face in em and rub back and forth while blowing (thus making the sound of a motorboat)
 

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just something about picturing a grown man jumping up and down on the couch naked with other people watching does not seem right to me. oh well to each his own.carry on..............maybe it's fun and i just don't know that it is .hehehehehe


p.s. HOW BIG ARE YOUR TITS?
 

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2. My nuts never touched him. He was sitting on the couch and i jumped up right by him and just bounced them in front of his face. Very close to him, but never touching.
Well thats one way to practice safe sex.
 

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To answer the three most prominent questions:

1.Yes, I was naked the whole time, this all happened in the span of a couple minutes

2. My nuts never touched him. He was sitting on the couch and i jumped up right by him and just bounced them in front of his face. Very close to him, but never touching.

3. Motorboating is what a guy usually does to a girl with big tits. You put your face in em and rub back and forth while blowing (thus making the sound of a motorboat)

let me get this fucking straight. a girl has her tits in your face and instead of just taking her in a room you would rather bounce your stank nuts in front of a dudes face. that is fucking pathetic. and if you are a disgusting fat body that dude should have had you eating from a tube in a hospital for about 6 months.:bigfinger
 

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let me get this fucking straight. a girl has her tits in your face and instead of just taking her in a room you would rather bounce your stank nuts in front of a dudes face. that is fucking pathetic. and if you are a disgusting fat body that dude should have had you eating from a tube in a hospital for about 6 months.:bigfinger



no the girl was doing it to his titties.that's the way i read it?
 

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Depending how fat you are, mabye you were just a disgusted insulting site to see. He may have had merit to act the way he did.

Forgive your neighbor and let it go.
 

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:wtf:
 
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Dont be a homo

Dude wtf why chase the dude down so you can put your nuts over him again.

What you need to prove your the man so you track the guy down and beat him up.

F that lose some weight and look for some quality ***** or stay fat and maybe you'll be able to motorboat or whatever over some drunk chick again, I seriously doubt it though. Good luck.
 

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LOL that was a funny story

Anyway a few things first if someone pured beer on my xbox I would fuck them up good, second if some naked guy jumped on me I would fuck em up a lot worse, third if some chick tries to take off my pants I'm going to take her in a room and fuck her not dance around naked in front of a bunch of people and fourth if I was at a buddys house and playing xbox and then there was a naked guy dancing around I'd just get up right there and leave cause thats a little weird but hey maybe thats just me.
 

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