How about when George pushed those kids and the old lady out of the way when the oven was on fire at the party
"Jerry, Frank Constanza. Mr Stienbrenner's here, George's dead,..call me back."
George fighting the Bubble Boy.."it was the Mupes"
George getting caught eating out of the trash can.
George Constanza had to be the funniest sitcom character of all time
"Jerry, Frank Constanza. Mr Stienbrenner's here, George's dead,..call me back."
George fighting the Bubble Boy.."it was the Mupes"
George getting caught eating out of the trash can.
George Constanza had to be the funniest sitcom character of all time
BIGSHOTMAXXX said:
I'm 20, so I have watched more Seinfeid re-runs than when they aired....
But remember back to either last year or the year before. ON Monday night football, Lisa Guerrero has MAN HANDS. Me, AFLGuru and HinesWard86 all realized this sitting in Guru's room. After the week where it was obvious, she began to wear gloves, even inside the dome in STL. If anyone has TIVO of this, it'd high comedy.
Bud
Standing in Gerry's kitchen in the episode where George dates a woman that looks like Gerry, Kramer takes a vow of silence, and Sally Field has her show about Gerry being the devil, Kramer and Gerry have this hilarious conversation.
Kramer: "Well someone's having a bad day"
Gerry: "Yeah, because of you"
Kramer: "Well I think one of us should leave"
Then they both stand waiting for the other to leave.
Classic episode.
Kramer: "Well someone's having a bad day"
Gerry: "Yeah, because of you"
Kramer: "Well I think one of us should leave"
Then they both stand waiting for the other to leave.
Classic episode.
the Pony remark
JERRY: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
JERRY: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on
that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come
here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?
JERRY: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
JERRY: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on
that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come
here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?
Journeyman said:
o.k. george was on the subway and he was acting bigshot (reading the want ads),and on his way to a job interview. told the lady he was watching the stocks.she enticed him into going back to her hotel room and when they got there she told him to "make himself comfortable and she went to the toilet and he sat there deliberating what she meant by "comfortable".
well he got naked and she came out and handcuffed him to the bed,then she went back in the toilet and came out fully dressed and started rummaging thru his clothes and she said "3 measly dollars" and he said "are you robbing me" then she also took his clothes and his comment was "that is my only suit, i got it at ginsbergs.then she opened the door and he said "will i see you again"
but after reading some of these, i now remember the merv griffin set or movie phone were probably my favorites
Give Me The Bread You Old Bag
Jerry Stealing The Marble Rye And Then Putting It On A Fishing Line To Try To Get It To George Episodes Before George Killed His Fiancee With The Bad Envelopes.
Dr Quote Final Episode About The Death Of Georges Wife "refrained Jubilation"
Jerry Stealing The Marble Rye And Then Putting It On A Fishing Line To Try To Get It To George Episodes Before George Killed His Fiancee With The Bad Envelopes.
Dr Quote Final Episode About The Death Of Georges Wife "refrained Jubilation"
