Quirky SEXUAL things about girls/women you've been with (Warning explicit language)

[ML Dog]

You talked your girlfriend into screwing another guy. Wow. I'm not a jealous person, but you pal, are in another world. Cheers! I guess.

It gets even worse, infinitely more bad bcuz my true and maybe only motivation was none of that "goodwill to men" concern for fulfilling his dream, I just was really broke that weekend, wanted to keep drinking and Maker's Mark was expensive, to a Bum like me anyways.

I just wanted that bottle of Maker's Mark.

 

[Illini]

It gets even worse, infinitely more bad bcuz my true and maybe only motivation was none of that "goodwill to men" concern for fulfilling his dream, I just was really broke that weekend, wanted to keep drinking and Maker's Mark was expensive, to a Bum like me anyways.

I just wanted that bottle of Maker's Mark.

You pimped your own gf out for a bottle of whiskey. And are not ashamed to admit it. Props.

 

[slapshot]

Hahaha and you got your neighbor on top of the whiskey

 

[shdw01]

hahaha...these are great stories.

 

[ML Dog]

You pimped your own gf out for a bottle of whiskey.

Somehow I'd hoped that this would not be stated as blatantly (and as Truthfully) as that.

But Yeah....."boiled down" its damn hard to deny. There really was serious "energy" between the two if them though...

....I've tried every way you can think of to "Rationalize" that choice that night, to myself. To convince myself that I did not in fact just Pimp her out for a bottle of Whiskey....always I wind up back in the same place though, stuck with the Truth.

And the fact that I Sold Too Low. Should have at least got a Case of Mickey's as well. Probably could have, too.

In that moment though, it felt like raising the "Tribute", demanding more....I would cross some line between some thing and....actually being Pimping her out.

Hahaha and you got your neighbor on top of the whiskey

It was the weirdest night, things just accelerated, really felt like at a certain point on that night we all were on a Slope, a snowball rolling downhill. Bcuz no one involved were "Swingers", none of us did this sort of thing. Yeah, that Maker's Mark was the "engine" the main source of Inertia, propelling us to where we wound up but that aside it was just "mystical". We hung out in Broad Ripple quite alot, no night like that ever happened...before or after.

 

[Illini]

Somehow I'd hoped that this would not be stated as blatantly (and as Truthfully) as that.

But Yeah....."boiled down" its damn hard to deny. There really was serious "energy" between the two if them though...

....I've tried every way you can think of to "Rationalize" that choice that night, to myself. To convince myself that I did not in fact just Pimp her out for a bottle of Whiskey....always I wind up back in the same place though, stuck with the Truth.

And the fact that I Sold Too Low. Should have at least got a Case of Mickey's as well. Probably could have, too.

In that moment though, it felt like raising the "Tribute", demanding more....I would cross some line between some thing and....actually being Pimping her out.



It was the weirdest night, things just accelerated, really felt like at a certain point on that night we all were on a Slope, a snowball rolling downhill. Bcuz no one involved were "Swingers", none of us did this sort of thing. Yeah, that Maker's Mark was the "engine" the main source of Inertia, propelling us to where we wound up but that aside it was just "mystical". We hung out in Broad Ripple quite alot, no night like that ever happened...before or after.

Dude, you crack me the hell up.....easily becoming one of my favorite posters. You're kind of a cross between barman and one of my brothers. I love the explanation to the guy. I can just picture it now, like you're some Asian guy speaking broken English. "In my country, custom is to buy man big bottle whiskey if you want to fuck his woman. I will permit the act. But you must conform to my country's custom."

 

[ML Dog]

like you're some Asian guy speaking broken English. "In my country, custom is to buy man big bottle whiskey if you want to fuck his woman. I will permit the act. But you must conform to my country's custom."

Damn Dude. Were you the guy?

Cuz Yeah, I went totally Asian Ceremonial, at that point. I didn't leave out words or pronounce the letter "R" like an "L" and the letter "L" like an "R" but I did, seriously, check with The Band that was playing that night to see if they had a Robe that they'd let me borrow.....before I returned to the table and laid that Tribute Rap, on the guy.

Eerie Man....you're able to see exactly where I was, my "Goal" where regards The Presentation, to The Guy.


That circumstance though...when you find yourself in a spot where you're trying to finagle a bottle of whiskey, under that circumstance, trying to work that "Ancestral Tradition Tribute" angle its a No-Brainer that you have to come off as Asian as possible, within your Presentation. Theres a definite Asian-like Groove that one has to get into or...

...Sicilian.

Sicilian in fact, thinking this through would be even better.

 

[Illini]

Damn Dude. Were you the guy?

Cuz Yeah, I went totally Asian Ceremonial, at that point. I didn't leave out words or pronounce the letter "R" like an "L" and the letter "L" like an "R" but I did, seriously, check with The Band that was playing that night to see if they had a Robe that they'd let me borrow.....before I returned to the table and laid that Tribute Rap, on the guy.

Eerie Man....you're able to see exactly where I was, my "Goal" where regards The Presentation, to The Guy.


That circumstance though...when you find yourself in a spot where you're trying to finagle a bottle of whiskey, under that circumstance, trying to work that "Ancestral Tradition Tribute" angle its a No-Brainer that you have to come off as Asian as possible, within your Presentation. Theres a definite Asian-like Groove that one has to get into or...

...Sicilian.

Sicilian in fact, thinking this through would be even better.

I'm laughing my ass off. "Sir, I assure you I get no pleasure from this. I will probably pour the bottle of whiskey on the ground, to offer it up as a sacrifice to my dead ancestors. But we must follow the code. We must conform to the tradition set before us."

 

[ML Dog]

"Sir, I assure you I get no pleasure from this. I will probably pour the bottle of whiskey on the ground, to offer it up as a sacrifice to my dead ancestors. But we must follow the code. We must conform to the tradition set before us."

Dagone, need a Time Machine, go back there have you as Wingman. And me Wingman for you. Definitely MORE I could've accomplished...overall. For Sure.

Dumbass Band didn't have any Robe. Despite the fact 80% of their performance catalog was ZEPPELIN.

I remember being, like, "I know theres a word for this"

It was only years later than the term "Epic Fail" would come to exist.


Which....if we had that Time Machine, would not have presented the problem that it did....I wouldn't have been at such a loss for words to describe to that Bass Guitar Player exactly what them not having a ROBE with them was.