Quirky SEXUAL things about girls/women you've been with (Warning explicit language)

[HarryCaray]

Had one girl that wanted me to choke her during. That was fucked up.

Have had several that like to have their hair pulled. Like 50% of the women I've been with ask for that. Is that really that common?

Had a girl that used to BEG me to jack it in front of her so she could watch. I finally caved (at the promise of unlimited blowjobs). Felt like an idiot during, but she orgasmed just watching me. Weirdo.

Let's see, what else.

Had a girl that liked to pretend she was asleep and I pretend to sneak up on her. Had one that insisted on constant eye contact throughout...that was weird. Had one that loved giving blowjobs but she played with my balls like she was playing teatherball or something, just so rough, to the point that I didn't even want BJs from her anymore.

My ex-wife liked to sext and then meet at hotels to bang. Only problem was it wasn't with me, so that was kinda weird.

 

[festeringZit]

Had one girl that wanted me to choke her during. That was fucked up.

Have had several that like to have their hair pulled. Like 50% of the women I've been with ask for that. Is that really that common?

Had a girl that used to BEG me to jack it in front of her so she could watch. I finally caved (at the promise of unlimited blowjobs). Felt like an idiot during, but she orgasmed just watching me. Weirdo.

Let's see, what else.

Had a girl that liked to pretend she was asleep and I pretend to sneak up on her. Had one that insisted on constant eye contact throughout...that was weird. Had one that loved giving blowjobs but she played with my balls like she was playing teatherball or something, just so rough, to the point that I didn't even want BJs from her anymore.

My ex-wife liked to sext and then meet at hotels to bang. Only problem was it wasn't with me, so that was kinda weird.

Yeah, I can imagine that would be a problem....

 

[thecentaur]

I dated a German girl who orgasmed lightning fast

I'm talking in like the first 10 seconds. Never met another girl like that, most take awhile and some unfortunately have too many hang ups and everything has to be perfect for it to happen

 

[HarryCaray]

I dated a German girl who orgasmed lightning fast

I'm talking in like the first 10 seconds. Never met another girl like that, most take awhile and some unfortunately have too many hang ups and everything has to be perfect for it to happen

I've been with a girl like that, it's awesome. When you're in the mood to make it super fast she still gets off, or you give her a few and feel like a stud.

 

[he_dblhockeystx]

I met this chick off plenty of fish a few years ago and she turned out to be a str8 up nympho... I knocked some shit off my bucket list with her, got a bunch of crazy stories.. Every time i banged her she'd always end up sucking her thumb, it was fuckin weird...she was prob molested or some shit like that when she was younger

 

[eventhorizon]

Thecentaur. Your girl reminded me of a girl I knew. All you had to do was rub the inside of her leg and she wanted to fuck. I never met anyone like that. I did it to her 6 times one day thinking there is no way this is all it takes. It was like having a super power over this girl. Other than money I never came across anything that made a girl want sex.

 

[pocketrockets]

yep, girls are fucked up

 

[Enfuego]

Can someone bump the thread where WVU bangs the deaf woman?

 

[pocketrockets]

Had one girl that wanted me to choke her during. That was fucked up.

Have had several that like to have their hair pulled. Like 50% of the women I've been with ask for that. Is that really that common?

Had a girl that used to BEG me to jack it in front of her so she could watch. I finally caved (at the promise of unlimited blowjobs). Felt like an idiot during, but she orgasmed just watching me. Weirdo.

Let's see, what else.

Had a girl that liked to pretend she was asleep and I pretend to sneak up on her. Had one that insisted on constant eye contact throughout...that was weird. Had one that loved giving blowjobs but she played with my balls like she was playing teatherball or something, just so rough, to the point that I didn't even want BJs from her anymore.

My ex-wife liked to sext and then meet at hotels to bang. Only problem was it wasn't with me, so that was kinda weird.

All girls love hair pulling, not all ask for it. The sneaking up part lol...

Had a gf outright ask me to rape her as soon as she entered the room, she bought me a balaclava and some handcuffs... during all the commotion she really acted like she was being raped... it was too hardcore for my taste. Got a couple of bumps from the nighbour into the wall. He wasnt amused.

 

[thecentaur]

Every time i banged her she'd always end up sucking her thumb, it was fuckin weird

Had a gf outright ask me to rape her as soon as she entered the room, she bought me a balaclava and some handcuffs...

WTF some funny stuff in here so far

This one isn't so much funny but kind of a turn off

I had this secretary working for me and we went out on the town one night. We ended up in the back of my SUV and I started playing with her puss but she wasn't into it all. I mean I was playing with her like a piano but just dead fish no reaction. Finally she just told me, "I only like it in the ass." At first I thought it was interesting, but quickly that turned in to just being grossed out. I don't remember exactly what I said but it was clear to her I wasn't too interested in 1st date anal sex in a vehicle.

What kind of female only wants backdoor sex, so much that the first time you mess around with her she won't even pretend to like the idea of vaginal sex? Seems like that urge would have been naturally selected out long ago.

 

[thecentaur]

I dated a girl who would play hard to get or act uninterested during normal hours but would wake me up at like 5 am and want to have sex then. I obliged but it pissed me off

Another girl I dated was a girl from Columbia, South America. She had a beautiful face but some junk in the trunk. Her English wasn't the greatest and when she tried to explain she wanted me to go down on her I pretended not to know what she was talking about.

 

[Wisenheimer]

More of the same stories from me but wanted to contribute....

Hair pulling.....that's a given
Ass spanking.....given
Jacking off in front of them......every girl wants to see that at some point but it goes away fast
Choking......I haven't found a girl who wanted it but I've tried a few times, more my fetish
Simulated rape.....had a GF who's brother had his friend rape her while he watched and that was in highschool....we did the role play but it wasn't really my scene at all but I understood she was messed up because if it and wanted it so I did it

 

[Bourn]

Wow I fucking found the thread I was looking for!! Lunch time though. Be back.

 

[Bourn]

Ok so I'm having sex with this girl doggystle and she says to me, fuck in my ass. Ugh ok so I get the lube and stick it in her ass. So, I'm not really opposed to the ass fuck, but I've never really been into it. But this girl is clean and hot so who am I to say no? The perculiar thing happens next. As I'm fucking her in her ass she says, " I feel like getting so dirty with you" huh?? Girl, my dick is in your ass and you feel like getting dirty? What does that mean I'm thinking. I just ignored it and kept on. I'm wondering if she wanted me to pull out so she sucked my dick? Not sure.

 

[Bourn]

Ok here's a story about one of the craziest sex stories I've ever had or witnessed. I'm with my Gf at our friends house whose wife is there. It's the 4 of us and we are in back yard by the pool drinking and hanging out. It's probably 8pm. All of a sudden the back door opens and this 22 year old girl comes walking out. We say hi. Each of us think the other couple must know her. I say what's up? Girl says "I'm good to go." Hm ok. My buddy and I look at each other. Then the girl says again, "I'm good to go." We are laughing at this point saying ok... I ask her if she's lost. "Nope, but I'm good to go." Ok I'm intrigued at this point. The bad thing is I'm with my gf of 8 years. Well I ask her if she needs a ride somewhere as this girl is Wasted. She says sure you can drive me home. We are all out front at this point and this girl is hot and wanting a ride home that's good to go. Well I did what any man in that position would do and I got in driver seat and turned the car on. She lit us a couple cigs and I told my gf I'm gonna drive her home and I'll be back. As I'm driving off I realize it's this other girls car so there's no going back. We get to her house and end up fucking all night. What a body she had. The next day she drives me home and my gf is just shaking her head when I walk in at 9am. I told her I had to stay the night because I didn't have a car. Lol. Good times.

 

[Bourn]

Had one girl that wanted me to choke her during. That was fucked up.

Have had several that like to have their hair pulled. Like 50% of the women I've been with ask for that. Is that really that common?

Had a girl that used to BEG me to jack it in front of her so she could watch. I finally caved (at the promise of unlimited blowjobs). Felt like an idiot during, but she orgasmed just watching me. Weirdo.

Let's see, what else.

Had a girl that liked to pretend she was asleep and I pretend to sneak up on her. Had one that insisted on constant eye contact throughout...that was weird. Had one that loved giving blowjobs but she played with my balls like she was playing teatherball or something, just so rough, to the point that I didn't even want BJs from her anymore.

My ex-wife liked to sext and then meet at hotels to bang. Only problem was it wasn't with me, so that was kinda weird.

HC so your ex wife would text you pictures of her banging some dude in a hotel? Wtf??!! I would be livid!! Did you tell her to stop?

 

[Bourn]

Had a girl that liked me jamming a dildo in her as she sucked my dick. She liked for me to call her a whore and degrade her. She would cum in 60 seconds. She just alone suck my dick as talk to me. Nympho through and through.

 

[ML Dog]

I think, Bourn, that the girl who said "I feel like getting so dirty with you" meant: "For some reason with you I'm comfortable with releasing my Inner Slut". Could have been an ask to go to ATM. God Forbid it was a reference on her part to something so dirty I can't even bring myself to explore that possibility but my take it was a General Statement trying to communicate that you in particular made her "hotter" than other guys.

 

[ML Dog]

the back door opens and this 22 year old girl comes walking out.

Did you ever figure out where she'd come from? How she wound up at that house, of all places, her car there suggesting maybe she'd been driving and stopped there in particular for some reason? Or was she from Next Door?

Your GF very Tolerant.

Great Story. "22 Years Old" Jeez....outright gift from the heavens.

I had a similar deal, 22 year old involved.....

My GFs Junior High School crush, we ran into this guy at a bar just randomly (Broad Ripple area of Indianapolis, a small community. Common to run-across people she'd known growing up) and they obviously have a real "connection", these two. They hadn't seen one another for a few years so they were really Jazzed about this surprise outta-nowhere reunion.

The guy says to me, a bit later after the initial Joy of their re-finding one another: "You are so Lucky, all my whole life my greatest wish was to have sex with that girl" and then I eventually got Drunk enough to where the idea of making this guy's dream come true seemed like a thing I should do bcuz the girl was very very Erotic in bed. Plus beautiful....blonde....petite....

And I could really tell that she was also "hot" for him......the guy had joined us and been drinking with us by that time for about an hour.

So I told him that I would make it happen.

I worked it out with my GF, at first she was like: "No Way whatsoever" but then when I explained that the alternative was this poor guy having to live the rest of his life with this absence, this hole within his existence that he had solely bcuz he thought she was such an amazing beautiful creature I managed to convince her that it was an obligation on her part to let this guy have sex with her.

After securing her approval, and commitment to the plan, I returned to the table (GF & I had adjourned to the parking lot, for that discussion) I told the guy that she (Sarah) was OK with it and that Culturally, from the ancestry I was from, it was Traditional that a man who sought to have sex with another man's woman make an offer of alcohol, as Tribute. I told him bcuz this was a Tradition amongs my people that this must be done, to make what he wanted to happen take place and that I wanted a bottle of Maker's Mark Whiskey.

He got me the bottle, we all went back to mine and my GF's place, I had to GTFO naturally so I went to the neighbor's with the Maker's Mark, drank that with the guy and his wife to the point that we all got really wasted, the wife began coming onto me seriously, the guy (who was about Passed Out, which was why the wife was all over me) said drunkenly: "Just Do It, Dude. I'm too wasted and bored with her overall to even care" so I wound up having sex with his wife. Who was 22.

 

[Illini]

Did you ever figure out where she'd come from? How she wound up at that house, of all places, her car there suggesting maybe she'd been driving and stopped there in particular for some reason? Or was she from Next Door?

Your GF very Tolerant.

Great Story. "22 Years Old" Jeez....outright gift from the heavens.

I had a similar deal, 22 year old involved.....

My GFs Junior High School crush, we ran into this guy at a bar just randomly (Broad Ripple area of Indianapolis, a small community. Common to run-across people she'd known growing up) and they obviously have a real "connection", these two. They hadn't seen one another for a few years so they were really Jazzed about this surprise outta-nowhere reunion.

The guy says to me, a bit later after the initial Joy of their re-finding one another: "You are so Lucky, all my whole life my greatest wish was to have sex with that girl" and then I eventually got Drunk enough to where the idea of making this guy's dream come true seemed like a thing I should do bcuz the girl was very very Erotic in bed. Plus beautiful....blonde....petite....

And I could really tell that she was also "hot" for him......the guy had joined us and been drinking with us by that time for about an hour.

So I told him that I would make it happen.

I worked it out with my GF, at first she was like: "No Way whatsoever" but then when I explained that the alternative was this poor guy having to live the rest of his life with this absence, this hole within his existence that he had solely bcuz he thought she was such an amazing beautiful creature I managed to convince her that it was an obligation on her part to let this guy have sex with her.

After securing her approval, and commitment to the plan, I returned to the table (GF & I had adjourned to the parking lot, for that discussion) I told the guy that she (Sarah) was OK with it and that Culturally, from the ancestry I was from, it was Traditional that a man who sought to have sex with another man's woman make an offer of alcohol, as Tribute. I told him bcuz this was a Tradition amongs my people that this must be done, to make what he wanted to happen take place and that I wanted a bottle of Maker's Mark Whiskey.

He got me the bottle, we all went back to mine and my GF's place, I had to GTFO naturally so I went to the neighbor's with the Maker's Mark, drank that with the guy and his wife to the point that we all got really wasted, the wife began coming onto me seriously, the guy (who was about Passed Out, which was why the wife was all over me) said drunkenly: "Just Do It, Dude. I'm too wasted and bored with her overall to even care" so I wound up having sex with his wife. Who was 22.

You talked your girlfriend into screwing another guy. Wow. I'm not a jealous person, but you pal, take that to another level. I don't know what to say....cheers?