PROOF that I am an ASSHOLE and have NO LIFE....

[Rawpimple]

awpimple: im looking for a woman in michigan
Rawpimple: that wants to date
MsDiiva68: Q~Q
Rawpimple: maybe cuddle naked
MsDiiva68: smh
Rawpimple: naked cuddling is awesome
BabyBatter4U2hav: im looking for a woman who eats babybatter
sextillion xxx: lol
MsDiiva68: whats babybatter?
Rawpimple: that names just about every single one
sextillion xxx: cum
MsDiiva68: never mind
Rawpimple: sextillion wanna date?
sextillion xxx: no
Rawpimple: i like when you talk dirty
Rawpimple: lol
MsDiiva68: sorry i asked
sextillion xxx: lol
BabyBatter4U2hav: calla
Rawpimple: wanna talk dirty with me
BabyBatter4U2hav: want some babybatter
Rawpimple: tell me to cum again
Rawpimple: lol
sextillion xxx: no
MsDiiva68: imma just go ovr here and sit down
Rawpimple: can you say it once more
Rawpimple: im almost there
MsDiiva68: how many women are in the room?
sextillion xxx: i got too much to "waste" on a pimle like you
Rawpimple: just say it once more

 

[PercocetThreat]

I LOVE IT...
I've posted this link before but www.baiting.org it's still funny shit.

That is friggin hilarious, thanks.

 

[quot7quot]

Go back in the Indian room and ask if anyone wants to sell you Manhatten for $14 and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

 

[Rawpimple]

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Thisismine1961: How is everyone
LoungesGreeter: Hello Rawpimple Welcome to the Millionaires Lounges...Please read my profile
Rawpimple: i just became a millionaire
PlummmmKrazy: Hey there Raw
Jrsyguy4fun: Actually Real, I figure after inteligently investing the majority of the first, I can grow through the second and start enjoying my life
Sprinklrupgrdr4u: theres alot more to life than paper money
Elmer j scutter: just hanging out sprinkl visiting the nice people
Thisismine1961: Congrads Raw
Rawpimple: i bought a 5 dollar scratch off lottery card and i won 50 dollars
Rawpimple: i am so excited
Elmer j scutter: lol
Mia401: lol raw
RealHousewife40: Jrsy, that sounds great
Rawpimple: im pretty psyched
Jrsyguy4fun: Where are you from real?
Thisismine1961: Hey all started somewhere
Rawpimple: so what should i do with the winnings
RealHousewife40: Fl
Rawpimple: invest it?
Rawpimple: buy real estate
Thisismine1961: Invest in more tickets
Elmer j scutter: buy more lotto tickets
Rawpimple: yeah good idea
Jrsyguy4fun: buy real estate now?
Elmer j scutter: lol this
Rawpimple: maybe i can turn it into 100 dollars
Jrsyguy4fun: kiss it all good bye
Rawpimple: you know of any govenor spitzer women?
Thisismine1961: Hey Raw Dream Big it doesnt cost any more than dreaming littler
Rawpimple: i thought maybe i could afford one now
Thisismine1961: Raw for about 5 minutes!
Rawpimple: maybe get a maid
Rawpimple: live in
Sprinklrupgrdr4u: thyey were snitches
Rawpimple: the opportunities are vast
Rawpimple: i am sure the women will be all over me now
Mia401: lol, raw
Rawpimple: i dont want to act rich though
Thisismine1961: We all cant wait Raw
Rawpimple: id like women to like me for me and not my money
Rawpimple: how do you guys do it
LoungesGreeter: Hello LAWLION2 Welcome to the Millionaires Lounges...Please read my profile
Rawpimple: ill continue to drive my hyundai sonata
Rawpimple: still order the grand slam at dennys
Rawpimple: go to movies before 6 pm on weekdays
Elmer j scutter: your pretty excited for 50 dollers raw lol
Rawpimple: yeah man...i won the lottery
Rawpimple: wouldt you

 

[kidslick]

Rawpimple: i hung a dream catcher above my bed too
Spotted asss: rofl lol big
ClassicBytch69: Hey Der BBKAT
Rawpimple: that should be able to get her pants off...or at least a titty feel

LOL

GREAT THREAD......:nohead::nohead:

 

[Boxslayer]

you always told me to check out some of these chats, and i know i called you a f*g and i still meant it, but damn i was in tears for a little bit there. just got through the thread and i gotta go change my underwear

maybe one day these homos on therx that get offended by you will realize you are doing it to them but via message board

 

[MikeB]

**bump**

Title and author says it all.:Carcajada:

 

[limestonesaint]

what site are these chats at? always fun to fuck with ppl

 

[fivestarjake]

rawpimple rules!ope:

 

[whalewager]

my kinda humor

 

[MrJ]

Funny, but I can see that I will outlive the English language.