PROOF that I am an ASSHOLE and have NO LIFE....

[Rawpimple]

nlineHost: *** You are in "Special Interests - Birds as Pets". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! Birdsonly: I can never get this dam thing to e mail
Birdsonly: I have no idea what Im doing wrong
OneSweetHunee: wheres beat when you need him
Rawpimple: i got a parrot that swears incessantly...how can i stop it
QueenAnnie2000: BirdsO its AOL
OneSweetHunee: um raw ... put it on youtube
Dishout2003: no i only do like so i dont go off on that person
Rawpimple: i thought about washing his mouth out with soap
Saltyedge: stop swearing
Rawpimple: does that work
Birdsonly: AOL dont let you send scans ???
Dishout2003: who
OneSweetHunee: dish if you go off .. please be sure to shut the door behind you ok
Rawpimple: then i thought about pulling out a feather when he does it...but he started to bite me
Jailer8MnMs: lmao.....why o why do we attract all the nut cases???
QueenAnnie2000: it isn't tonight BirdsO
SQUAWKandTALK: Scan to puter then send out
OneSweetHunee: someone stuck a sign on the door "Mental help inside"
Rawpimple: do b b guns work?
Jailer8MnMs: lmao!!!!!
Birdsonly: all the time Queen
OneSweetHunee: they assume because its bird owners they can FLOCK in here
OneSweetHunee: git it
Jailer8MnMs: hey raw.....go pick ur face........
OneSweetHunee: clock
OneSweetHunee: flock*
Dishout2003: haha soooo funny
QueenAnnie2000: no not all time
OneSweetHunee: lmfao
Birdsonly: have to get my friend over
Rawpimple: what can i do
SQUAWKandTALK: man this room gets more fruit cakes them bakery at xmas time
OneSweetHunee: yeh it is .. but not HALF as funny as dish sayin im on ignore and im not
Birdsonly: LMFAO SQ
QueenAnnie2000: haha SQ
Rawpimple: i got my parents coming over tomorrow and cant have them hear the bird say these ridiculous things about women
OneSweetHunee: id soooooooooo like to let ruby the x rated parrot handle dish right about now
OneSweetHunee: raw ... m0ve
Jailer8MnMs: u can give the poor bird to a good home, and go buy a CAT!
QueenAnnie2000: Raw you shouldn't have taught the bird them words ....
Saltyedge: ltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
QueenAnnie2000: ©§«:*´`ÐÑ´`*:»§©LT Hello ©§«:*´`ÐÑ´`*:»§©
Jailer8MnMs: LT......hugz hun
Rawpimple: i didnt know he was memorizing the things i was saying
OneSweetHunee: ahhail ... birds probably better mannered than you
SQUAWKandTALK: some people should have a pet rock only
Jesse 153: hi lt
LT1049: saltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jailer8MnMs: be careful lt...nut ward on on floor
Birdsonly: Hello LT
Saltyedge: lol denny
OneSweetHunee: a FEW LT
SQUAWKandTALK: Hi LT
QueenAnnie2000: O well too late
LT1049: hi annie
Rawpimple: should i try to dip him under water everytime he swears?
LT1049: hi jailer
T1049: hi birds
OneSweetHunee: raw ... stick ya penga in boiling water everytime your bird swears
LT1049: hun hi
SQUAWKandTALK: you need to go back to snert school
LT1049: hi sq
QueenAnnie2000: stick your own head under wateer see if that works Raw
Jailer8MnMs: lol
Rawpimple: how about those stun guns
Rawpimple: i dont want to hurt the bird
OneSweetHunee: sure tuck it under ya nutsac
Jailer8MnMs: we need a room bolt!
OneSweetHunee: push button when bird swears
SQUAWKandTALK: yep Jail
QueenAnnie2000: haha One
Rawpimple: i just want it to be shocked
Rawpimple: like behavior modification
Jesse 153: what the h kind of s/n is raw pimple
Dishout2003: come over here so my bird can bite your ass
Jailer8MnMs: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
OneSweetHunee: OH TRUST ME your nutsd will get a nice tingly feeling like a peppermint patty when you hit the button
Birdsonly: Jailer WE HAVE THE TOSLOG
OneSweetHunee: but the bird wont get hurt itll just get a good laugh
Rawpimple: i am trying to think of ways to shock it but not hurt it to the point of death
Birdsonly: who needs a bolt
SQUAWKandTALK: it's a teenager wwho picks thier pimples I guess

 

[fivestarjake]

Rawpimple: how about those stun guns
Rawpimple: i dont want to hurt the bird


:missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[PyRoCaPPer]

ROFL...go into the UFO abduction room Raw haha

 

[RupertPupkin]

Just found this thread , LMAO !!! GOOD STUFF RAW !!

 

[BetIt]

this is the greatest thing i've ever read...hilarious

 

[Italianole]

No one in those chat rooms creates anything that resembles a cogent thought. Add to that the hard to read fonts and colors and you have a train wreck.

 

[RupertPupkin]

Encore , Encore ,encore !!!!

 

[JOHNHOLMES]

Rawpimple:i got a parrot that swears incessantly...how can i stop it
Rawpimple: i thought about washing his mouth out with soap
Rawpimple: i then was really horny on saturday and really have a hard time getting women...unless i pay for it
:missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[-Slim-]

'the pitbull ate my pet snake"

hahahahaha

 

[RaoulDuke]

Keep em coming!!!

 

[SlashednThrashed]

Classic

 

[RupertPupkin]

We Want More , We Want More , We Want More !!!!!!!!!

 

[fivestarjake]

bump.

 

[AngleBroom]

Do they have motorcycle rooms where you could talk about a moped you just bought and suped up, or a monster truck room that rednecks build and tell em you suped up an old Toyota?

 

[OnePocket]

entered the christian room


OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Christian Singles 1". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! FEMALEWWEFAN33: i wouldnt let a man hit me .. i would break his arm if he did haha
Nwrkglenn9:and the bible does say you can put away someone for committing adultery
Rawpimple:i am bigtime now
Stacotr:abuse isn't just hitting
Nwrkglenn9:but like i said sometimes the lord says no
Rawpimple:i now get any chick i want
A Chosen Cutie:female wish I was as strong as you lol
Sistahs In Unity:they stayed married because she needs the medical insurance she has lupus
Stacotr:i would rather have been hit...
A Chosen Cutie:AMEN STac :x
Nwrkglenn9:stay cause i have purpose for this marriage
HolyArt:Sistah--he isn't "available" until he is divorced.
Rawpimple:women are flocking to my house
Rawpimple:and they wont leave
Aunticorn:me too stac
FEMALEWWEFAN33:well it took alot if lessons for me to have that attitude
Deejayperks:halloooo
Bikeingmrh1: God wants everyone to work on having good marrigage
Rawpimple:i used to try and find love on AOL
Stacotr:emotional and verbal abuse leave deep scars too
Rawpimple:and now I found the answer to women
Nwrkglenn9:thats right
Sistahs In Unity:right,
Nwrkglenn9:holy art
Rawpimple:I bought and installed a stipper pole in my bedroom
FEMALEWWEFAN33:yes stac they are way worse
Deejayperks:right
Rawpimple: called some chicks over and i cant get them out
Rawpimple:all they want to do is dance
Aunticorn:lol
Prfctly4gvn1973: Raw, God would not appove of that
Rawpimple:its insticntive
Nwrkglenn9:so just back up and allow God to lead you
Bikeingmrh1:maraigage is WORK
Stacotr:had no self esteem for a long time
Sistahs In Unity:that's why he asked me can we give it a try after he gets a divorce
Nwrkglenn9:im telling thats the best thing
Rawpimple:like a cat burying their extrement...a woman and a stripper pole
Sistahs In Unity:your right
Stacotr:when you're told something over and over...you believe it
Aunticorn:yes
A Chosen Cutie: raw you are degrading women
Stacotr:but with God's grace...I am much better now
Nwrkglenn9: that is sick raw
FEMALEWWEFAN33:yes stacotr .. i know what you mean
Rawpimple:I highly recommened it for you guys
Aunticorn:me too
Sistahs In Unity: i sure would not dance on no stripper pole
Stacotr:no man will EVER do that to me again
Stacotr:EVER
Deejayperks:well my advice is dance!Rawpimple
Nwrkglenn9: :--(

Do a little dance make a little love get down tonight....hahahahahaha

 

[Rawpimple]

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Jewish Singles". ***
OnlineHost: Remind your loved ones that you care. Send them a greeting. BRIT IN NY: HONOR WHAT ABOUT US WOMEN?
Rawpimple: any jewish women in here?
Rawpimple: i want a jewish women
Rawpimple: I like bagels
Honorduty: don't be coy brit!
Rawpimple: and cream cheese
Rawpimple: and lox
Rawpimple: im a real catch
Rawpimple: i dont make much money but other than that im perfect
Rawpimple: i do laundry
Rawpimple: make reservations
Honorduty: lol
Silvert119: really lets see how far we can throw you
BRIT IN NY: LOLOL
Rawpimple: and have a bigger pp than nose
Luckeyphil: Evening all
Silvert119: and see who can catch
BRIT IN NY: HEY PHIL
Luckeyphil: hiya BRIT
Rawpimple: i like chistmas though
Luckeyphil: GR8888888888888ness !
Rawpimple: i have to have christmas
Silvert119: pp? r we 5 years old
ScorpioiOD: any ladies from florida here
Rawpimple: any chicks in here
Luckeyphil: hiya Laur
Rawpimple: jewish chicks
Honorduty: hey i called her first!
Rawpimple: that like guys without money?
Rawpimple: i want a jewish woman
Rawpimple: i think they are hot
Luckeyphil: hey Ish
Rawpimple: i love their voices
Rawpimple: anyone wanna date
Rawpimple: maybe ill take you to dennys for dinner
Luckeyphil: Tooooooooooo2 !
Jbs11283: hi 25fnj
Rawpimple: we can even get the grand slam
Rawpimple: especially a promiscuous jewish woman
Rawpimple: that would be ideal
Luckeyphil: Brit.. how've u been?
Honorduty: just email your applications to me
KarenFL777: hello everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rawpimple: anyone promiscuous jewish women?
Rawpimple: i can handle more than one
Rawpimple: although i do believe in true love
BRIT IN NY: PHIL IM GREAT THANKS U??
Honorduty: i'm best
KarenFL777: raw are you Jewish?
BRIT IN NY: KARENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Rawpimple: no but i can be
KarenFL777: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii brit
Luckeyphil: doin AWESOME
Rawpimple: you date me?
Luckeyphil: hey Karen
BRIT IN NY: GLAD TO HEAR IT PHIL
Honorduty: sure
Rawpimple: you sound hot
Luckeyphil: thanks..
Luckeyphil: whats new?
Rawpimple: i never met a karen that wasnt hot
KarenFL777: Raw Jewish women dont do Dennys for dinner gentile women do
Rawpimple: although i think every person that is a chick is hot
BRIT IN NY: RAW ALL OF US LADIES IN HER ARE HOT
KarenFL777: your confused
Rawpimple: ok we can go somewhere else
Rawpimple: you like chiptole?
Rawpimple: i can take you there
Blitzen66: Hello. I'm a 41/male in Phila, Pa interested in meeting a nice woman.
Honorduty: i'll take a gentle jewish woman
ShyGuy1956: HI Mrs. 777
Rawpimple: they even have alcohol and i can liquor you up
KarenFL777: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Silvert119: Raw? can we do dennys for breakfast?

 

[Rawpimple]

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Gay & Lesbian - Gay Men 20s". ***
OnlineHost: HOT: QueerSighted on AOL (New!) | Photos: Gay Hunks for a Good Cause XAngelxIncarnate: LOL In the first one, I was constantly running around in circles like, "Didn't I go in here already?"
Stjk13: any OC guys
Rawpimple: ok i just turned gay
Rawpimple: how do i officially come out
XAngelxIncarnate: LOL @ Anthony... not that serious.
Yoel3514: brooklyn ny anyone
Rawpimple: do i make a public appearance?
XAngelxIncarnate: Congratulations, Raw... *hands you a rainbow flag*
XAngelxIncarnate: LOL
Aubtigers87: tell people your gay
Rawpimple: do i attend an NSYNC concert
Leoguy1979: omg....
Ba2126: wow raw
Aubtigers87: lol raw
Rawpimple: do i tell my parents
Aubtigers87: no i hate boybands
XAngelxIncarnate: NSYNC? Um... where are you coming from?
Rawpimple: how about my wife
Leoguy1979: i smella Basher....ooppps
Rawpimple: not NSYNC?
Rawpimple: than who
Tarzan1215: hot 19/m.. trade pics through text message ne one? email me!
Rawpimple: Nick Lachey
Rawpimple: Julio Franco
XAngelxIncarnate: Don't remind me of my 90's days... I was all about the boybands... *shudders*
Ba2126: yeah i smell it strong leo
Rawpimple: who should I tell
Aubtigers87: lol
Volcom516: horny m 22 im me
Aubtigers87: jon
Tarzan1215: hot 19/m.. trade pics through text message ne one? email me!
Rawpimple: now that I am gay do i have to swallow?
Aubtigers87: your crazy
Rawpimple: i dont know if i can do that
XAngelxIncarnate: LOL I was young and naive... don't use it against me.
Rawpimple: ill probably run to the sink and spit
ADILLE: i do my money like I do my hamburgers, I flip bO
Aubtigers87: lol
Rawpimple: is that something chicks do?
Leoguy1979: oh lord....
Aubtigers87: your still cool
XAngelxIncarnate: Raw... read "Am I Blue"... if you associate with it, then you'll figure out what to do.
Rawpimple: maybe im the chick in the relationship
Tarzan1215: hot 19/m.. trade pics through text message ne one? email me!
Rawpimple: do i have to tell the president...email the white house?
Rawpimple: what do i do
Rawpimple: how do i officially come out
XAngelxIncarnate: Maybe you're the one who gets dumped on prom night... because you're an annoying idiot who is used to get the straight jock off.
XAngelxIncarnate: Go away now, please.
Netaylorsville: nc anyone
Rawpimple: do i wear a jock strap now?
Rawpimple: eventhough i dont play sports
jos3urb: north central florida here
Rawpimple: how do i officially come out
Rawpimple: and how do i meet men
jos3urb: ocala florida here
Aubtigers87: so ill be back in a lil bit
XAngelxIncarnate: And the sad thing is... I thought he was serious at first... he's blocked now.
XAngelxIncarnate: Alright, Anthony... HB, OK?
Rawpimple: can i still be gay and think miley cyrus is hot?
Rawpimple: because i think she is
Aubtigers87: k
Rawpimple: maybe im bi
Rawpimple: can you guys help me out
Rawpimple: is that bi or gay?
Leoguy1979: thats Lopey.....oppps
Rawpimple: i want to have sex with men
XAngelxIncarnate: LOL @ Leo... you're all about the secrets and other little "oops" today.
Knightrider0891: 18/m
Rawpimple: but if miley cyrus wore some mikey mouse ears and maybe a 8 inch dildo..id have to give injos3urb: ocala florida here

 

[Rawpimple]

nlineHost: *** You are in "Life - MormonQandA". ***
OnlineHost: Support Breast Cancer Awareness Month! Visit United for Pink today.
Skooder07: and narcotics in you
SPDwriter: who is Skood?
Skooder07: skood is my old desktop pc
Rawpimple: Q: if I convert to mormonism can I marry a few women?
SPDwriter: ah
Skooder07: speedy, it's me
Rawpimple: I dont want to be greedy
Skooder07: my old desktop pc
Rawpimple: maybe like 8 or 9
Rawpimple: not like the old days
SPDwriter: if you did that, as a Mormon, you'd be excommunicated
SomeOldeFogey: you may marry one at a time
Rawpimple: that would be sweet
Skooder07: my laptop is too unstable
Rawpimple: i look at women like food
Rawpimple: some nights i want pizza, some nights chinese, some nights ethiopian
Rawpimple: i dont want to eat pizza every single night
Rawpimple: you get my drift
SPDwriter: and then what, you flush them all down the crapper?
SomeOldeFogey: careful Rawpimple you're about to be bolted
Rawpimple: so can i convert?
Rawpimple: what do i have to do
SPDwriter: grow up
Rawpimple: i figured you all would know
Rawpimple: no one knows?
Skooder07: i set the other computer up to hang on to the bolt so that someone doesn't get it and start bolting people for no reason
GladToBeLDS: Raw
SPDwriter: you're oozing pus, Pimple
GladToBeLDS: C'mon now
Rawpimple: how do i convert
Rawpimple: i am currently muslim
Rawpimple: for the 69 virgins...i converted
GladToBeLDS: Raw You make a large check payable to Skooder07
Rawpimple: but i think its a hoax
Rawpimple: now i want to be mormon...i believe its real
SPDwriter: Skood, it's time to take out the trash
SPDwriter: Skood, it's time to take out the trash
GladToBeLDS: Raw You may also use PayPal.
Skooder07: speedy k, go ahead
Rawpimple: doesnt 69 virgins sound good?
SPDwriter: I accept money orders
Rawpimple: i mean i jumped out a window as soon as i converted
GladToBeLDS: Once the payment has been made the Church Headquarters will forward you a conversion package
Rawpimple: i had a near death experience and never saw one virgin much less a woman
GladToBeLDS: Raw ARE you paying attention?
SPDwriter: <--tapping toe...Skood...
SomeOldeFogey: that's cause you went to the wrong place
Rawpimple: so i figured there was something better and than i found some dude with like 4 hot chicks and he was mormon
Rawpimple: but he had like 25 kids
Rawpimple: i dont want the kids
Rawpimple: do mormon women believe in birth control?
SPDwriter: <click>
SPDwriter: <click>
SomeOldeFogey: amen on click
GladToBeLDS: Raw Your parents should have believed in the birth control

 

[Rawpimple]

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - Bipolar Private". ***
OnlineHost: Support Breast Cancer Awareness Month! Visit United for Pink today.
SadDuck14me: dam gas anyway
Sswtladi07: lolol
Rawpimple: i was diagnosed as bipolar today
Rawpimple: they want to put me on medication
HoekegirlTina: Hi raw
HoekegirlTina: go on meds
Sswtladi07: really hi raw
Rawpimple: i dont want to go on medication
HoekegirlTina: its a better life
Rawpimple: will it interfere with viagra?
Sswtladi07: ask your doc
HoekegirlTina: i dont know u hav eto ask
Rawpimple: i cant have that
Rawpimple: i think im addicted to viagra
Ftmyrs5: Oh Shit LOL
OneClikAway81: im serious any of you females look good i need a crazy bipolar chic lol the normal ppl dont like me anymoore
HoekegirlTina: lol
Sswtladi07: lmao
Rawpimple: yeah and im only 25
Rawpimple: does anyone know
Rawpimple: i eat that stuff like candy
Bikiniboi tempe: have some pizza instead this site isnasty www.MyCrustyPizza.com
HoekegirlTina: why viagra if your that young?
TheShipmanFamily: thats bad
Rawpimple: because it makes me feel like im 15 again
Bikiniboi tempe: this site isnasty www.MyCrustyPizza.com
Rawpimple: i thought i wasnt hard enough
OneClikAway81: ohh not bipolar leads to limp dick
HoekegirlTina: well damn at 25 you should still be horny
OneClikAway81: no*
Sswtladi07: lol tina
Rawpimple: yeah im horny viagra just makes me hard...like im 15 again

 

[Rawpimple]

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - MICHIGAN AFFAIRS". ***
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Rawpimple: id like to meet a michigan chick
Rawpimple: im an easy going guy
Rawpimple: i like beach walks
Rawpimple: and candle light dinners
Rawpimple: and would love to try anal intercourse
Rawpimple: im up for anything once
Rawpimple: any michigan women fit the bill?
Rawpimple: ok we can scratch the candle light dinners
Rawpimple: how about i like to go to malls and go shopping
sextillion xxx: lolRaw pimple eww
sextillion xxx: name
Rawpimple: bed bath and beyond is so much fun
sextillion xxx: hey i shop there
sextillion xxx: lol
Rawpimple: sometimes i like to go shopping with my women at black and white store
Rawpimple: any girls interested
Rawpimple: its ok if you are married
Rawpimple: im cool with it
Ginasothername: in a guy that likes to go shpooing?
Rawpimple: the husband doesnt have to know
Rawpimple: or the boyfriend
Ginasothername: I need a new gay friend
Rawpimple: you need to feel appreciated
Ginasothername: I'm interested
sextillion xxx: whats that stuff they advertise ummm PROAVTIVE
Rawpimple: sweet
sextillion xxx: get that pimple
Rawpimple: yeah ill buy you some proactive
Rawpimple: if its good for kelly clarkson its good for my married woman
Rawpimple: wanna date?
Rawpimple: go steady?
sextillion xxx: lol
sextillion xxx: lol
PreNutsy: Theres an offer everyone can refuse
Rawpimple: ok let me be honest
sextillion xxx: i remember "go steady" from 6th grade
Rawpimple: im tired of internet porn
Rawpimple: i need a real living breathing woman in my life
Rawpimple: sure i need to release some frustration...like 10 years worth..but im worth it
Rawpimple: i treat my woman right
sextillion xxx: dang thats a long time
Rawpimple: i open her car door
sextillion xxx: her* car? you dont have a car?
Rawpimple: and i pay for a movie before 6 pm on a weekday
sextillion xxx: lol
Rawpimple: ill watch maid in manhatten or some movie with matthew mccaughney
Rawpimple: ill even cuddle a little
Ginasothername: lol
Ginasothername: you sound like the perfect gay friend
Ginasothername: I want you
Rawpimple: but i expect some anal intercourse
sextillion xxx: lol
sextillion xxx: lol
Ginasothername: most gay men do expect anal
Rawpimple: actually any intercourse will do
sextillion xxx: :::::::;whips outthe strap on::::::::
Rawpimple: yeah we can even try that
Rawpimple: should i move to michigan?
Rawpimple: im ready to go steady...you want to
Rawpimple: i should probably get your cell phone number, your address, favorite food, bra size,..you know the basics
Rawpimple: you wanna private room with me
Rawpimple: maybe we can do that cyber sex thing
Rawpimple: ill run my hand down the medial aspect of your pectoralis muscle
sextillion xxx: Raw i think your haha time ran out
Rawpimple: ill rub some proactive on your back
Rawpimple: maybe on myself too
Rawpimple: on my private parts