PROOF that I am an ASSHOLE and have NO LIFE....

[Rawpimple]

I spent a lazy sunday afternoon going into AOL chatrooms and stirring things up.......

here are some of my chats....

first off entered the depressed room

here is the chat......


OnlineHost: *** You are in "Life - DEPRESSED PEOPLE ETC". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! Rawpimple: i am freakin depressed
Rawpimple: any other depressed female wanna hook up
Eckochick2nice: yea beacuse your sorta reliving those moments
WyMe1182: Hi Raw
Ctmc67: hey raw me 2
Ctmc67: but talking helps
Eckochick2nice: how do you guys enter relationships?
Eckochick2nice: is it hard?
Rawpimple: ok i would like to meet a women
Rawpimple: maybe like actually get some for once
Rawpimple: my life sucks
Ctmc67: i think it is
Rawpimple: i cant ever get any...unless i drop a grand
Ctmc67: how old ur u raw
Rawpimple: so its cutting into my bank account
Rawpimple: 27
Ctmc67: omg
Rawpimple: is that a common age for depression
Rawpimple: what? am i in trouble
Eckochick2nice: ct how old are you?
Ctmc67: 40
Eckochick2nice: oh
Rawpimple: yyou depressed ctm?
Mbadss2005: ctmc67 what do you think you are doing
Ctmc67: always
Mbadss2005: i dont see the 16 year old saying anythang
Rawpimple: wanna hook up?
Rawpimple: maybe we can get out of it together
Rawpimple: sex could probably cheer us up
WyMe1182: I watch alot of comedy suppose to help with the depression
Mitc1965: 41
Rawpimple: wanna try?
Rawpimple: 40 years old...you should be at your peak

 

[Rawpimple]

headed to the black voices room

OnlineHost: *** You are in "Black Voices - Ebony 20s Love". ***
OnlineHost: Find more African American singles or get gossip on your favorite celebs from Tavis Smiley to Beyonce Knowles on Black Voices.
MR REALISTIC v 2: on what, sweet?
Rawpimple: paris hilton should be free
MR REALISTIC v 2: the v o r pic?
Rawpimple: i dont get it
pretty mof0: what I read on 1'a your pics
KingYouthSport: MMWatts Rams™ 50 Cent-The Massacre - 10 - Ski Mask Way Youth FootBall™MM
Rawpimple: why is paris hilton even in jail
khandi girI: jahn
Rawpimple: doesnt that piss you off
pretty mof0: "the pride of a nigga"
Iicia: violated probation
Rawpimple: she didnt do anything
MR REALISTIC v 2: the whole thing, or one particular stanza
Iicia: from her dui...she was driving
MR REALISTIC v 2: ok...
Iicia: on a suspended license
Rawpimple: everyone gets off but paris goes to jail
MR REALISTIC v 2: well, the brotha in me is the sensitive side
Rockmansolid79: x raw
tatto0d up: r
nawLinz rep: lmao she didnt even do nothin
Rockmansolid79: `§ Lìbrãš - rawpimple i can no longer read your font, ha ha! - Rîšìñg §
tatto0d up: [ pláy ]4: [ Sade ] [ Cherish the Day ]
Rawpimple: i mean how is she suppose to function
Iicia: 42 f. photos
pretty mof0: perhaps it's just the "nigga" part that's throwing me off
MR REALISTIC v 2: the nigga in me allows me to deal with hardships in life
Rockmansolid79: stupidity is annoying me now.
khandi girI: licia is a hot middle aged woman
Rawpimple: she moves from a 3 K square foot home to a 12 X 8 cell
khandi girI: get at her
Rawpimple: she cant get sushi
Iicia: word.
Rawpimple: she cant get prime steaks
U stay Iyin: yeah Raw all niggas should be in jail and white people free. you dumbass
pretty mof0: ok, i got ju =)
Rawpimple: its a joke
MR REALISTIC v 2: brotha in me wants to cry, the nigga is too pride to allow it to happen
Rawpimple: no blonde, white, woman should be in jail
U stay Iyin: every1 gets 3 for 1 for that petty crime, the jails r overcrowded
MR REALISTIC v 2: It was actually part of a verse I wrote.
Iicia: lol middle aged...ugh.
Rawpimple: she should just be let out
Rockmansolid79: -waitin on taylor's pix
MR REALISTIC v 2: wanna read?
Iicia: Shoot me already.

 

[Rawpimple]

entered the christian room


OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Christian Singles 1". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! FEMALEWWEFAN33: i wouldnt let a man hit me .. i would break his arm if he did haha
Nwrkglenn9: and the bible does say you can put away someone for committing adultery
Rawpimple: i am bigtime now
Stacotr: abuse isn't just hitting
Nwrkglenn9: but like i said sometimes the lord says no
Rawpimple: i now get any chick i want
A Chosen Cutie: female wish I was as strong as you lol
Sistahs In Unity: they stayed married because she needs the medical insurance she has lupus
Stacotr: i would rather have been hit...
A Chosen Cutie: AMEN STac :x
Nwrkglenn9: stay cause i have purpose for this marriage
HolyArt: Sistah--he isn't "available" until he is divorced.
Rawpimple: women are flocking to my house
Rawpimple: and they wont leave
Aunticorn: me too stac
FEMALEWWEFAN33: well it took alot if lessons for me to have that attitude
Deejayperks: halloooo
Bikeingmrh1: God wants everyone to work on having good marrigage
Rawpimple: i used to try and find love on AOL
Stacotr: emotional and verbal abuse leave deep scars too
Rawpimple: and now I found the answer to women
Nwrkglenn9: thats right
Sistahs In Unity: right,
Nwrkglenn9: holy art
Rawpimple: I bought and installed a stipper pole in my bedroom
FEMALEWWEFAN33: yes stac they are way worse
Deejayperks: right
Rawpimple: called some chicks over and i cant get them out
Rawpimple: all they want to do is dance
Aunticorn: lol
Prfctly4gvn1973: Raw, God would not appove of that
Rawpimple: its insticntive
Nwrkglenn9: so just back up and allow God to lead you
Bikeingmrh1: maraigage is WORK
Stacotr: had no self esteem for a long time
Sistahs In Unity: that's why he asked me can we give it a try after he gets a divorce
Nwrkglenn9: im telling thats the best thing
Rawpimple: like a cat burying their extrement...a woman and a stripper pole
Sistahs In Unity: your right
Stacotr: when you're told something over and over...you believe it
Aunticorn: yes
A Chosen Cutie: raw you are degrading women
Stacotr: but with God's grace...I am much better now
Nwrkglenn9: that is sick raw
FEMALEWWEFAN33: yes stacotr .. i know what you mean
Rawpimple: I highly recommened it for you guys
Aunticorn: me too
Sistahs In Unity: i sure would not dance on no stripper pole
Stacotr: no man will EVER do that to me again
Stacotr: EVER
Deejayperks: well my advice is dance!Rawpimple
Nwrkglenn9: :--(

 

[whalewager]

All They Want To Do Is Dance...ahahahahhahahahaha..

 

[JakeT.]

Go into a football chat room and start telling them all that NFL is for pussies and the real men play european futbol. That outta go over well.

 

[Rawpimple]

the big and beautiful room


nlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Big n Beautiful 4". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! Upthing4u: 43 m chicago
Rawpimple: i love fat women
DElam22494: any hot ladies looking to chat with 37 male im me or press 69
Rawpimple: any fat women wanna hook up
NS5Tractorboy: BQQ u accept im ?
Fwhc53: any lady seriously looking,,i-m me
Suckafish78: they dont need to be fat..just have a big ass
Dottiesnglrose1: Raw thats spelled PHAT
Lisav22: 30/F/PA...Pic
BQQBEARZ27: yes
Angelbaby198423: what is everyone up to today
Rawpimple: no i just dont want fat....i want just disgracefully fat
Rawpimple: i want obese
ColoAngelEyes40: omg
Rawpimple: i want someone who is borderline death because they cant breathe
Lisav22: 30/F/PA...Pic
Rawpimple: i really love fat woman...im sorry
Mereg1972: why Raw??
Rawpimple: any fat woman wanna date me
Rawpimple: its exciting
Rawpimple: you have so much to love
Suckafish78: becasue hes a pathetic douche, thats why
Rawpimple: its great to look in the mirror while making love to a fat woman
ColoAngelEyes40: ummmmm he is a dork
DElam22494: i like big women
Rawpimple: its a fetish
Dottiesnglrose1: I had to iggy that name makes me ill
Rawpimple: i guess
ColoAngelEyes40: i agree sis
Rawpimple: i think the bigger the better
Suckafish78: yeah...i hate scrawny chicks..haha
Rawpimple: yeah thin girls are gross
Mereg1972: any single guys in central CA? im me
Rawpimple: i like a girl with a healthy appetite
ColoAngelEyes40: umm 12 yr olds please get off ur mamas computer
SaphiraTX30: Hi - 30, F, TX - single, educated, 5'10" - pic on prof
Mereg1972: yeah...healthy
Rawpimple: i am actually at the library and have to get off in 6 minutes
ColoAngelEyes40: dottie why is it they think all big girls eat alot???
ColoAngelEyes40: cause i dont
Dottiesnglrose1: I dont either
Rawpimple: yeah not all big girls eat a lot
Rawpimple: its genetic
Rawpimple: too
Mereg1972: yeah, right
Dottiesnglrose1: ive had a sammick today
Mereg1972: I looove eating
ColoAngelEyes40: naww its called thyroid look that up kid
Rawpimple: but the amount i love to make love to fat women they all tend to lose a lot of weight
ColoAngelEyes40: ummm i had
PT2001BLUE: hello from Indy
Rawpimple: so i would hope they would keep it up and eat a lot
ColoAngelEyes40: hmmm havent eaten yet lol
Pistonnbroke1: gday all
Rawpimple: so any fat woman wanna date me?
Dottiesnglrose1: its 6 pm
ColoAngelEyes40: its 4 here
ColoAngelEyes40: i forgot to lol
Rawpimple: one caveat is i cant pay for all of our dinner dates
Mereg1972: ladies, let me share this with you..I have been getting on the treadmill for 10 min, daily, lost 21 lbs in one month

 

[Buster]

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[Rawpimple]

the 50s chat...people hate to be called old....


OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Fifties Love 8". ***
OnlineHost: Heroes, Villains, Sidekicks and Henchmen ... all are welcome at Comics Alliance! BJOHNT090: that dream house i would love to find
ChequeDoc: Hiya Cookie...
Cutecookie39532: hello all
SexyVABBW: hello. any classy gentlemen in DC metro area
Rawpimple: any men in here...i need some advice
Rawpimple: i am worried about getting old
Rawpimple: im 22 years old
Kisses7716: me to BJ.....someday I will
Rawpimple: is there anything to worry about
Rawpimple: i hear a lot about erectile dysfunction....but i dont like medicine
ATwstdMind: lmao
ChequeDoc: LOL Raw... no point in worrying about the inevitible...
Rawpimple: how is that viagra stuff
Cutecookie39532: any single southern men in this room?
Rawpimple: does it work
DANTN14: hello Cute
Cutecookie39532: hi
Rawpimple: i am worried about losing my erection
grandmakittens12: Hi All
Teach3589: any males from the NYC area?
DANTN14: tenn here
Rawpimple: i was just looking for advice
Kisses7716: Hi grandma
Cutecookie39532: biloxi, ms here
ChequeDoc: Iggy for Raw...
Rawpimple: i am pretty anxious about it
Chuck81709: any ladies from ohio?
CowboysShug: beat ya there, Doc
Fool4Uanyway: hello from missouri
Rawpimple: really any guys that could help ease my concerns
ATwstdMind: me too ... lol
DANTN14: nice area Cute
ChequeDoc: Always heard you were pretty fast Shug.... :-D
Rawpimple: any adivce
CowboysShug: lol Doc....did you now? lol
BJOHNT090: raw answer your im
Rawpimple: is there anything to worry about getting old?
Cutecookie39532: have you been here since hurrican katrina?
Martistormy1: OmL:.
Rawpimple: do you older guys still enjoy sex?
ATwstdMind: <~~ only fantasizes that Cowboy is fast
Rawpimple: i really like sex and since i am almost 50 ...i am getting worried
Martistormy1: how about reality, Raw?
Rawpimple: im serious
CowboysShug: <<<fast with the whip
Martistormy1: So was I.
BJOHNT090: you are going to get old so deal with it
Rawpimple: when did you guys start to lose it
Rawpimple: i know i am thats why i am wondering how you guys deal with it
CountryGrlinAz: hello room
BJOHNT090: who says that we have
Rawpimple: like medications, yoga?
ChequeDoc: And with the repartee shug...
DANTN14: hello Country
Kisses7716: Raw go in the corner and worry.....it's working on you already.....
CountryGrlinAz: hi Dan
Martistormy1: I think there is something new to discover?
Rawpimple: do you need x rated videos
ATwstdMind: <~~ I do not fantasize the whip
ATwstdMind: hi country
Babygirlpixie3: hello everyone
CountryGrlinAz: hi Twstd
Rawpimple: i mean when i was 14 i used to get an erection with a victoria secret magazine
Kisses7716: Hi Baby
Rawpimple: now i need some hardcore x rated stuff
Martistormy1: about one's self. Not old territory.
Rawpimple: what will happen when i am 50?
Babygirlpixie3: hi kisses
Rawpimple: is that medicine bad for you?
BJOHNT090: wow raw grow up this is for adults
Martistormy1: I could be wrong, however. I don;'t know yet.
Rawpimple: are there side effects?
Kisses7716: Country Hiya
BJOHNT090: yes it is

 

[SayHeyKid]

Rawpimple:no i just dont want fat....i want just disgracefully fat
Rawpimple:i want obese
ColoAngelEyes40:omg
Rawpimple: i want someone who is borderline death because they cant breathe

:missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[Buster]

heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[JakeT.]

Great stuff. I want to see you hit up the elementary girls being as creepy as possible.

 

[whalewager]

rx needs a chatroom...i know why they dont...it would cut down on posts...

but still needs one

 

[JakeT.]

rx needs a chatroom...i know why they dont...it would cut down on posts...

but still needs one

That Ace-Ace fella would just steal all the cyber tail anyway.

 

[WCBias]

You tea-bagged your roommates buddy...you're not an asshole, your a genius.

 

[DonMelchor]

If you continue to show at the fat chat, you would get awesome results:aktion033

 

[fivestarjake]

Rawpimple:no i just dont want fat....i want just disgracefully fat
Rawpimple:i want obese
ColoAngelEyes40:omg
Rawpimple: i want someone who is borderline death because they cant breathe

:missingte :missingte :missingte

an instant classic...:lol:

 

[Rawpimple]

If you continue to show at the fat chat, you would get awesome results:aktion033

yeah i think i could probably get laid anytime i want to. there are some desperate big girls out there.


i should post the pictures of the girls that sent me theirs while i was in the room.

 

[PyRoCaPPer]

This thread is hilarious...Im in tears reading it.

 

[uva3021]

nooooooo

life isn't as bad as these girls arty:

 

[DonMelchor]

yeah i think i could probably get laid anytime i want to. there are some desperate big girls out there.


i should post the pictures of the girls that sent me theirs while i was in the room.

You could and you should