Post Something You Have Done That Other Posters Would Be Surprised At

[NES]

wow, caught NES changing posts....

Has that ever happen before??

:lol:

I change post all the time, but usually only for dollar amounts and point spreads. I actually changed it because I was thinking you were someone else but then I re-read it and saw you had kids this dude doesnt. I think he must be one of your bros though because he is also from Cleveland and sold sports picks.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

my older son lost to a man with a mohawk in a contest, I suck at it...

If I can post a pic of the guy that beat him from my iphone i will.


he is also playing guitar and signing "smells like teen spirit in a talent show at school"...real guitar not hero

not too bad, but funny when he asks me if I have heard of the guitar hero songs he plays

here is the jerk off with a mohawk:

 

[NES]

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pulled a 4yr old boy from a swimming pool that had apparently bumped his chin and no-one noticed, he was blue and though i don't know cpr i turned his head to the side and "tried" to begin cpr. lots of water and snot emerged from his nose and mouth, the best thing about this story is the fact that a nurse was at the same party and quickly got the kid going.
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Good job Teazeman, I hope you got compensated for your troubles, if not that is BS and you should let the next little bastard drown.
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Sounds like my lil' Whormoan.

Will someone please aknowledge that this was the funniest post in the history of postestist.

 

[NES]

Will someone please aknowledge that this was the funniest post in the history of postestist.

I concur.

 

[pubguy]

tried to stick it in a black girls ass with no lube.....two minutes later she was screaming and throwing up everywhere

classic!!

 

[pubguy]

Banged 2 celebrities but wont reveal any names...

Tom Cruise and....

 

[3peet]

Collapsed a tackling sled in both my junior and senior years in highschool. (Won't lie though, they were a bit rusty)

 

[Teddykgb]

Saved two dogs from a dog fighting ring.......long story so here's the cliff notes.

Parents HAD to give up both their dogs....great dane and a mutt

crack head bitch took them and sold them to dog fighting ring.

I went there by my self and against no less than 10 cholos I demanded the dogs back.

made the crack head ride in the back of my pick-up truck and I had both dogs in the cab with me.

returned them to parents who later gave them up to vetrans.

 

[PBR]

Teddy, who else did you give your login info to, cause I didn't post that?

Oh never mind, I just saw how you spelled "veterinarians". Maybe it was you after all.

 

[Teddykgb]

Teddy, who else did you give your login info to, cause I didn't post that?

Oh never mind, I just saw how you spelled "veterinarians". Maybe it was you after all.

You drunk fvck it says vetrans as-in war vetrans........i'm a hero myself saving those dogs and shit.

 

[PBR]

You drunk fvck it says vetrans as-in war vetrans........i'm a hero myself saving those dogs and shit.

You are a hero man...you're my hero if nobody elses. And those dogs don't think you're a queen because you saved them and sent them to the vetrans. Happy New Year bitch.

 

[tkim11]

Riding my bike to play bball with my friends when I was 7. Couldn't make it to courts cause I had to take a shit...couldn't make it to the bathroom either. Came home with shit all over me and my dad got pissed. Was forced outside naked and my dad hosed the shit out of me. Will never shit myself again

 

[Teddykgb]

Riding my bike to play bball with my friends when I was 7. Couldn't make it to courts cause I had to take a shit...couldn't make it to the bathroom either. Came home with shit all over me and my dad got pissed. Was forced outside naked and my dad hosed the shit out of me. Will never shit myself again

It says to post something we would be surprised to hear........I wouldnt be surprised if this happened to you at your current age much less 7

 

[steaktartar]

It says to post something we would be surprised to hear........I wouldnt be surprised if this happened to you at your current age much less 7

:lol:

 

[donkeybucks]

Took a shit on home plate at the baseball diamond in my hometown before a game that night.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

hahahahaha