Thought of one today for you.
Go get one of those sympathetic lovey-dovey Hallmark cards. Write a real caring and kind message inside with a note that says see the back for how I really feel about you.
Tape a used condom to the back of it with a quick note that says "No soup for you".
If applicable, place the card on top of the shit in her car.
Go get one of those sympathetic lovey-dovey Hallmark cards. Write a real caring and kind message inside with a note that says see the back for how I really feel about you.
Tape a used condom to the back of it with a quick note that says "No soup for you".
If applicable, place the card on top of the shit in her car.
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I'm really sorry dude. I was banging her. I never thought she would leave you. I really was banging her so good. I thought it was just going to be our little secret. I was in holes I never thought a human had.
Bottom line, she is a whore. A dirty little whore. She is laying naked on my bed now, and I just want her to leave. Will you take her back?
Actually, ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. You really need to understand that. Dont take her back! Stop being a PUSS. If you want bang some Thai whore, get HIV and then bang your ex when she wants to get back. Acutally jizz HIV semen in her eyes.
Ohhh this isnt the rubber room........:drink:
hno::grandmaishno:
ope:
Bottom line, she is a whore. A dirty little whore. She is laying naked on my bed now, and I just want her to leave. Will you take her back?
Actually, ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. You really need to understand that. Dont take her back! Stop being a PUSS. If you want bang some Thai whore, get HIV and then bang your ex when she wants to get back. Acutally jizz HIV semen in her eyes.
Ohhh this isnt the rubber room........:drink:
hno::grandmaishno:ope:
dont sweat it man..and time is your best friend. what i've learned is there will be always be more chics coming..always. i've been dumped twice in my lifetime, i always keep a girl on the side..dont get emotional man. remmeber this rule, never be the one that likes the other more..always be the one willing to walk away. never like your gf more than she likes you. anyways, you'll be ok in time. there's nothing we can say or do to fix it, you just have to go through the motions..again..time is your best friend. speaking of which.spend time with good friends, and a change of scenery would be cool. are you a younger dude? ive outgrown that shit of hurting over a girl. you're more emotional when your are younger, 10 years ago when i was about 17, i thought a break up was the end of the world, now it's like bummer, and you move on. of course i've only had 2 real relationships, rest were flings, lots and lots of flings..that's what you need now maybe..hook up with some fine chics at the bar
same thing happened to me a few weeks agoo....
im been dating this girl for a while and i started seeing somebody else 4 months ago. the new girl quit talking to me bc i had a girlfriend that i would not break up with. i feel like a made a bad decision by not going with the new girl. i felt like shit for 1 week debating what i should do. i just try to stay busy.
im been dating this girl for a while and i started seeing somebody else 4 months ago. the new girl quit talking to me bc i had a girlfriend that i would not break up with. i feel like a made a bad decision by not going with the new girl. i felt like shit for 1 week debating what i should do. i just try to stay busy.
