OT Best way to get over girlfriend dumping you?

[WorldNumberOne]

sex with her mom

 

[anxietyattack]

Stalk her everyday until she puts a restraining order on you. Than you will realize how much of a "c" she really is !

 

[tatehill2000]

Take a shit in her car on the driver's seat, put a dead fish under her mattress and another in her closet well hidden, post naked pictures of her on the internet- in this thread would be a good start.

LOLOL,,,, yoru on fire GD

tater

 

[tatehill2000]

don't sweat it...dont sit around thinking about the two big black dudes with the 14" cocks railing her right now...it'll just make you crazy.

if you woulda beat the shit out of her every now and then when you were dating her and kept her self esteem nice and low, this woulda never happened...

but hindsight is 20/20...best of luck to ya.

Now this brother knows what the fk hes saying!!!!

 

[fhmesq44]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/10/21/std.e-cards/index.html

other than that (and it would be one hell of a cruel joke to do and then never answer the question of whether or not it is serious), alcohol, ass and hanging with your boys. It sucks, but it too shall pass.

 

[steaktartar]

find someone anyone and cling to them like grim death......you have nothing going for you

 

[Geoff101]

seriously though, post a picture of her, and we'll tell you if you should be upset about it...and if you want a good opinion, make it a naked one...something including domesticated farm animals would work....

if you don't have any, I'll post the one's I have of her...

 

[HuskerFan1]

go the the gym...that will take your mind off it and make you feel better....go out with friends to get your mind off her on the weekends...

no offense but if you were fighting like cats n dogs the last 3months...you werent meant to be together for the long haul anyways...

im dating a great girl right now...she puts my past girlfriends to shame...she is a WONDERFUL person has a great career and a good head on her shoulders...i adore her....make sure your next one is someone whose qualities you want in a girl and if you find that...let it be known to her....

dont be afraid to try a dating site...a buddy of mine picks up TONS of girls at bars and he still joined a dating site and to quote him "its like shooting fish in a barrel"....

fwiw she found me on myspace a few months ago and its been great so far

BOL

 

[djmatt]

find someone anyone and cling to them like grim death......you have nothing going for you

:missingte:missingte:missingte

I recommend watching the pick up artist on VH1 for a quick self esteem boost

 

[hippieki11er]

Work out, read your Bible (KJV), and don't have intercourse with a casual girl because she'll probably have herpes.

 

[CollegeFan]

Girlfriend of 3 1/2 years dumped me. We fought alot the last 3 months but this was the last thing I thought would happen. I told this girl I wanted to marry her. Im still kind of shocked.

Whats the best thing to do to get over this shit?

My friend -- your life just got a whole helluva lot better!!

Congratulations...

:toast:

 

[Illini]

Eat some new strange pussy and live it up! You won't regret it.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Grab your balls and be a man...dont spend no fucken time thinking about it..how?..everytime you find your self thinking about it, do something to better yourself, even if it means dropping down and doing pushups till you are fucken exhausted..this is not easy, but if you have the will power to do it..you will win brother, you will win!

 

[artiesliver]

Two options:

1) F'cking forget about her

2) Be a pussy

Dude, didn't read your "story", but NO WOMAN is worth it....move on, life is short. Enjoy life man.

P.S.--Don't tell my wife I said this...

 

[texansfan]

there's always the shoot NES in the head option.

 

[harrington]

Pussy Pussy and more Pussy

 

[BenLaw47]

Remain active. You don't want to have your mind open. Go out with the fellas, workout, etc... Don't take her calls if she tries to call you. If you can pull strange ass, that helps to.

 

[NES]

there's always the shoot NES in the head option.

What did I tell you about leaving that sh!t in the RR? You oinkers are all the same.

 

[NES]

The real answer is: LIVE

Live and keep living and do all the stuff that you always liked to do and that pissed your ex off. Fuck her, now is your moment to shine. Dont worry about pussy pussy will come, but if youre that worried about it go out and bang a fat chick and kill all kinds of birds with one stone.

 

[$tinky]

Have sex with her Mom, sister and/or best friend. Send any and all naked pictures/videos of her to her dad.

Photoshop pic's of her sucking off Shaq and send those to her dad also.