One Year Anniversary of the Official Bored at Work Thread

[TescoVee]

skins dont be so scared. you mentioned the key word which is"team". the other two guys are probably happy about this opportunity as they are hoping to get a job out of school at this place. They will pick up the slack because they dont want to look bad. quote them eminem too

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

 

[kidslick]

skinsraj28

just do what any other lazy american would do,

GOOGLE IT................................................SNAPPP


google

Trends in Software Development



you will be LIVING LARGE AND IN CHARGE.

 

[kidslick]

here you go you lazy fukker


http://www.google.com/search?q=Tren...ient=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

 

[SkinsRaj28]

skins dont be so scared. you mentioned the key word which is"team". the other two guys are probably happy about this opportunity as they are hoping to get a job out of school at this place. They will pick up the slack because they dont want to look bad. quote them eminem too

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

I wish you were right man...unfortunately, of the two other interns, one apparently also doesn't have a clue about this project shit either, and the other is some development nerd who I doubt we can peer pressure into doing the project for us. He's one of those pricks who'd do all the work, then during the presentation tell everyone that we didn't do shit. Fuckin bastard.

hahahahaha that's a great idea about the Eminem song though. I'll have to use that when I'm trying to get some slut to eat my dick. I'll have that little guitar intro clip to that song on my cell so I can cue that shit as well.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

kidslick, I already did google it...none of that shit seemed helpful at all.

I'm currently trying to pay a friend of mine to do the research and create my part of the presentation for me. Doubt that's gonna work, though. Stupid internship, it was going so well until today.

I'm definitely taking my anger out on their toilets. Not that I wouldn't have done that anyway, but still.

 

[oldirtyku]

Tell your brother to get to work... It's time to cover your ass...

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Pretty much...too bad that this project was that dirty sand nigge-r's idea. Punk bitch.

The project manager person who I now sit with who who made the checking NFL.com comment said yesterday that instead of this software development project, he'd rather I make a presentation on how the Redskins are able to sign free agents every summer when it always seems as if they couldn't possibly have any more cap space.

The big boss shot that idea down. Gay. Fuck this place.

Oh, and apparently the presentation has to be like 30 min-1 hr? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm contemplating leaving for lunch in a few and just never coming back...and stealing this laptop while I'm at it.

 

[oldirtyku]

STFU. That presentation was Juice's idea?????????????? AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Are u serious?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Man I really think it was. He told Bill about that shit, think it's cuz when he interned here back in the day, they made him do one. Motherfucker's taking his shit out on us.

He's the only one who kept bringing it up during the summer. Fuckin punkass bitch. I'm bitter. This presentation will also ensure that I never, ever get a job here in the future. Not that the possiblilty was a likely one anyway, but still...fuck.

 

[TescoVee]

you need to YOUTUBE your presentation so we can all get in on the joke.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Ha, that's assuming I even show up. The next few weeks are going to be real gay.

 

[TescoVee]

another anniversary

 

[SkinsRaj28]

A more impressive bump would've been the ACTUAL Bored at Work thread.

Another year down the drains...I do nothing. Fuck.

TV, get me a motherfucking job.