Official Douche Bag Bracket Release Thread

[DennizdaMenace]

Mirror mirror on der wall

Whose the biggest loser of dem all?

The one who spends yea most the time

coming in this thread to chime

Living only to post more

Nothing but an attention whore

Certainly he has no wife

And most important has no life


XXXX-Sorry bout der Hi Jack Rascals!

 

[dmmd98]

Tang stifffed somebody? That kid used to crack me up ha

The Tanger is not a stiff. He is a lot of things but a stiff is not one of them. Truthfully I don't even know why he is on the list but I've told him he is a massive dog to even make it to the sweet 16 anyway.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

dmmd - I am getting MLS all star tickets this week but cannot go, let me know if you are intetrested.

 

[dmmd98]

dmmd - I am getting MLS all star tickets this week but cannot go, let me know if you are intetrested.

Just saw the thread and didn't want to step on anyone ahead of me. I'll gladly take em if you need someone to take it off your hands.

Thanks for the offer.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

1 PO69
16 winner of play in game

8 Golden Greek
9 Pat McIrish

4 NES
13 Mlfp

7 Hognuts
10 Sal the Ital



2 Heat Ohio
15 Harrington

6 Joe Contraian
11 Whorman

3 Patrick Bateman
14 Dr.Know it All

5 Jim Feist Sux
12 ChopTalk

I have not been around long enough to know alot of these guys, but I do think that golden greek could be a #1 seed in the future. A few reasons:

1. Banned with many names at many forums.

2. Claims he bangs hot chicks (like 5 star bitch), yet was posting at a sex site, about how he paid fat hookers to allow him to lick their ass. (just fucking sick)

3. Posted shirtless pics of himself at covers, where he got the name MOOBS (for man boobs),yes posted shirtless pics of himself at a betting forum.

4. Attention Whore (see #3)

5. Is a Mod at a site with 8 mods and 9 members

6. Bashes touts but dreams to be a tout. (Top Shelf)

7. Says he ownes several restaurants, truth he manages a pizza shop.

8. Tells people he is done posting for a while for e-attention, and didn't stop posting.

I could go on, but here at rx POs69, will blow this group away. I think greek could be the favorite in the future, I am sure that this douche bag could win it all, if all forums were voting.

 

[NES]

Just noticed that I was matched up against MLFP, funny shit. I dont care if this is a "who's the biggest douche" contest Im taking that suburban thug down.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Just noticed that I was matched up against MLFP, funny shit. I dont care if this is a "who's the biggest douche" contest Im taking that suburban thug down.

When I started here, you were always fighting with him, sometimes about the #3 seed Patrick Bateman, What was that about? May have to have info before I make my vote in your big match-up.

 

[NES]

When I started here, you were always fighting with him, sometimes about the #3 seed Patrick Bateman, What was that about? May have to have info before I make my vote in your big match-up.

His email when googled brought up a link to a site with a naked picture of a guy named Patrick and there was a couple other interesting tid bits that I cant remember(currently blunted). Not sure how to dig up a post that old but I will try. Its time to get prepared I will not go down easily.

 

[kidslick]

Wow I am surprised Royalfan did not make the list.

 

[PBR]

What in the hell is going on here? The first time that I check in for a few days, and what do I find to be the hot topic? Is it a buster video? No.
Is it Nes analyzing the hidden agenda behind queafs? No. It's a damn douchery tournament. In a forum where we are supposed to support one another and share pertinent information, this is what we've turned to? Pitting posters against each other in a battle for supreme douchedness?

I find it sophomoric, immature and degrading. Frankly, I'm appalled.


Give me 5starbomb for the limit.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

What in the hell is going on here? The first time that I check in for a few days, and what do I find to be the hot topic? Is it a buster video? No.
Is it Nes analyzing the hidden agenda behind queafs? No. It's a damn douchery tournament. In a forum where we are supposed to support one another and share pertinent information, this is what we've turned to? Pitting posters against each other in a battle for supreme douchedness?

I find it sophomoric, immature and degrading. Frankly, I'm appalled.


Give me 5starbomb for the limit.

Wow PBR, something doesn't look right on the ticket you e-mailed me? Why did they cancel your wager?

<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>Wager Type:</TD><TD>Douche Bag</TD></TR><TR><TD>Wager Status:</TD><TD>Cancelled</TD></TR><TR><TD>Risk / To Win Amount:</TD><TD>1000.00 / 12000.00 (USD) Accepted 7/08/2008 4:12 PM - EST</TD></TR><TR><TD>Amount Lost: </TD><TD>0.00</TD></TR><TR><TD>Amount Refunded: </TD><TD>10.00</TD></TR><TR><TD>
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Sport / Period:</TD><TD>Biggest Douchebags</TD></TR><TR><TD>Line:
</TD><TD>5-star Bomb 12-1</TD></TR><TR><TD>Opponent:</TD><TD>Field</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[PBR]

Wow PBR, something doesn't look right on the ticket you e-mailed me? Why did they cancel your wager?

<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>Wager Type:</TD><TD>Douche Bag</TD></TR><TR><TD>Wager Status:</TD><TD>Cancelled</TD></TR><TR><TD>Risk / To Win Amount:</TD><TD>1000.00 / 12000.00 (USD) Accepted 7/08/2008 4:12 PM - EST</TD></TR><TR><TD>Amount Lost: </TD><TD>0.00</TD></TR><TR><TD>Amount Refunded: </TD><TD>10.00</TD></TR><TR><TD>

</TD></TR><TR><TD>Sport / Period:</TD><TD>Biggest Douchebags</TD></TR><TR><TD>Line:

</TD><TD>5-star Bomb 12-1</TD></TR><TR><TD>Opponent:</TD><TD>Field</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Hey, Mr. 1000 posts. Caught me in a Choptalk moment huh?

 

[Uno]

every year a 12 upsets a 5... who is it going to be this year?

i am taking forty.

 

[Uno]

Wow PBR, something doesn't look right on the ticket you e-mailed me? Why did they cancel your wager?

Wager Type:	Douche Bag
Wager Status:	Cancelled
Risk / To Win Amount:	1000.00 / 12000.00 (USD) Accepted 7/08/2008 4:12 PM - EST
Amount Lost:	0.00
Amount Refunded:	10.00
Sport / Period:	Biggest Douchebags
Line:	5-star Bomb 12-1
Opponent:	Field

this propels you to my favorite poster on the board. nice work.

 

[NES]

this propels you to my favorite piece of man-ass on the board. nice work.

Chopped

 

[Uno]

i may wear a shirt to the bash that says:

"CHOPPED"

 

[BadCo]

This reminds me of in Jr. High the gym coach picked two teams of spazes and we sat in the bleachers and watched them play basketball.

We laughed our asses off,of course it was a mean thing to do.

 

[Timetopay]

Tom Brady has trounced and has moved on.

We will start the tourney in a few days. I am trying to find a way to get whoever wants it a bracket to fill out.

Maybe Wil you can help me

 

[Buster]

i tried but am too drunk to accomplish..



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[bullets]

Just noticed that I was matched up against MLFP, funny shit. I dont care if this is a "who's the biggest douche" contest Im taking that suburban thug down.

Brandon Lang/dink has a 30 dime play on MILF.

Took NES for the max.