O/T: Funniest Thing You or a Friend Has Said During Sex

[SkinsRaj28]

no bombs needed. kill him with kindness.

tell a joke:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=66fSnKy5brc&search=Raj binder

hahaha wow that's hilarious.

if anyone knows anything about strapping bombs to shit, that'd be you and your bro, right?

fucking prick

Damn straight.

 

[TTinCO]

Go back and get your high school degree, for the love of god. There's no apostrophe in GUYS, since you're referring to both of us and not possession. Come on, this is basic grammar.

I wonder who this REALLY is...maybe an IP check, Wil?

The IP is "new"

 

[bullets]

True story:

I took this girls virginity a few years back in 94. I was 23 and she was 18 at the time. We start going at it and she is very quiet and a little nervous.

A thunderstorm was moving in and its starting to get loud outside. While she is on top, I said to her, " I'M BRINGING THE THUNDER BABY" and It completely feaked the hell out of her. I will never forget it. :missingte

She got married a few years later and left her husband for me a few years ago for some more "thunder". The thunder lasted for about 6 months.

 

[Arodd]

hilarious story bullest
WHY DID THIS GET RR'ED? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A CLASSIC THREAD. WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Darkflame]

One time I was going to a friends house party when my friend (jay) asked my other friend (troy) if he could use his bedroom to get himself off with some chick he met online.

So troy told him go ahead and jay goes up and takes the girl with him. I arrive to the party about 10 minutes after asking where jay was. (I arrived after him and troy had spoke regarding the girl).

So troy tells me that jay's in his room playing ps2. I go upstairs to go join jay on the ps2 not knowing that all my friends were following behind me.

I just open the door and jay's banging this chick doggy style saying all kinds of shit like "damn you're so easy" "i knew i'd have your panties off on the first date" and me and everyone else yelled WTF is your problem jay?

and he replied "nah it's ok man, she's deaf look damn bitch you're %*@!& ugly. hey hey turn around look all my friends are watching us!" and sure enough she just kept at her moments without even noticing us.

Then he said "Dude she doesn't even know you guys are there. Wanna switch off and see if she notices?"


LOL we passed but I will never forget that night. HAHA

 

[crimsonfal]

Good friend was nailing his own wife when he called out his girlfriends name!

 

[Romanowski]

dsethi, and skin what the fuck ever need to get a life, really. you are the most uneducated, worthless piece of shit on this board.

you contribute nothing. i stand corrected if you can name one piece of legitimate information you have supplied besides taking advantage of the weak.

whoa I think the contrary these guys, while some may find vile, and have great english skills..LOL, and seemingly intelligent....I for one enjoy these posts

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