Need BYU -17 To Win a 3K Parlay Card........

Intruder · Oct 3, 2007

thanks for bumping this thread < Tiger >

:lolBIG:

you should want this shit to go away.....

lotto winner
keno winner
fake parlay ticket

TheKinz · Oct 3, 2007

a153 said:
This is one of the best posts ever. :missingte

totally agree..hilarious..leans on lotto...rotflmfao

J2 · Oct 4, 2007

Fvck another losing lotto card for me last night

5-14-17-28-36-39 Were the numbers

I had

7 13 23 44 49 52
7 11 26 35 48 51
5 26 32 37 45 53
16 23 35 38 39 49
3 23 35 38 46 51

Newlywed

What the fvck am I doing wrong. Please help. I am tired of losing. Am I focusing too much on the high numbers?

vegasguy39 · Oct 4, 2007

J2 said:
Newlywed

What the fvck am I doing wrong. Please help. I am tired of losing. Am I focusing too much on the high numbers?

J2,

You have to move to South Carolina. Hot women and plenty of Lotto winners.

:missingte:nohead:

J2 · Nov 21, 2007

Top

Spoke to the mailman at work and asked how he was doing.

Classic response from him: Man I hope I hit the lotto

Reminded me of this thread

Intruder · Feb 26, 2008

what the fuck....bump for a classic

ShaneFalco · Feb 27, 2008

hahahaha i love it!

ShaneFalco · Mar 9, 2008

Bump for the lols

HinesWard86 · Mar 9, 2008

Clip Joint said:
Newlywed has been the biggest tool on this board for quite a while...but this is a classic!

:lolBIG:

Bump for a scammer calling a bullshitter out

Intruder · Aug 7, 2008

bump for the contest

n19dlo · Aug 7, 2008

J2 said:
Fvck another losing lotto card for me last night

5-14-17-28-36-39 Were the numbers

I had

7 13 23 44 49 52
7 11 26 35 48 51
5 26 32 37 45 53
16 23 35 38 39 49
3 23 35 38 46 51

Newlywed

What the fvck am I doing wrong. Please help. I am tired of losing. Am I focusing too much on the high numbers?

LMFAO :missingte

jimmybravo · Oct 10, 2008

Its been awhile

TheBrainiac · Oct 29, 2008

Straight ballin

2PLAYSMAX · Oct 30, 2008

Intruder · Nov 3, 2008

joeybagadonuts · Nov 4, 2008

MR. NEWLYWED
"MY GIRLS"

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: A TIGER In Spurrierville, SC
Posts: 6,513
MNF! U Can't Beat The "Value Of 7"
14-3-3

I've Been Doing This Since The Preseason..........& Will Continue To Do It....! If The Total For Any Quarter Is 7, No Matter How Good The Defenses Are....TAKE THE OVER!
50% Of WINNING..25% Of PUSHING..25% Of LOSING!
All You Need Is 1 TD To PUSH..Anything More Is A WIN!
Most Games Are 7.5, 9.5, 10, even 14....So When I See A Total For A Quarter Just 7.....I SLAM IT!

PITT/WASH 1st Q OVER 7 -105...........10 UNITS

PITT/WASH 3rd Q OVER 7 -110...........10 UNITS

ENJOY--NW

Classic!! Of course both the 1st Q and 3rd Q go under 7. Only < Tiger the mailman >

quinnsft34 · Nov 4, 2008

I slam his wife while I hold my winning lottery ticket and she has no clue as to why I'm holding it while pounding her. Stupid bitch doesn't even know her husband wins the lotto every week.