Need BYU -17 To Win a 3K Parlay Card........

Intruder · Sep 11, 2007

to the top :suomi:

blueedwards · Sep 11, 2007

this guy is full of shit...no doubt. however, i'm not sure he is a good fade anymore. his baseball plays are winning and his college football too.

i will just hang back and observe for a while. if he starts to o bad, i will jump on that train.

vegasguy39 · Sep 12, 2007

HinesWard86 said:
Yep...everyone wins the lottery. The lottery operates at a deficit. Whatever.

:lol:

I bought my first lottery ticket way back in 1975. And I've been playing on a regular basis since. The most I've ever won was $545.55 fucking dollars, by getting 5 out of 7 on one of Canada's lotteries called SUPER 7 Lotto.:money:

I guess that I've been living in the wrong part of the world. I should move to South Carolina where everybody wins.

This thread is one of the many claasics started by the former RXMANIAC.. EA$Y CA$H....

:missingte :thumbsup2: :money8:

J2 · Sep 13, 2007

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Intruder...
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>Who hasn't Hit The Lotto One Time For a Nice Pick Up?
I Know many people who have Won 100 Grand or More!
Maybe You Need/Should Try It & Smile A$$HOLE!

MR. NW:thumbsup2: :money8: :thumbsup2:
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J2 · Oct 2, 2007

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AnyBody Ever Have Any Luck W/ KENO ON-LINE?
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>I had a Nice Balance at 2 Different Books...........and Playing KENO all but DEPLETED my Balance!
I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.
But No Luck ON-LINE w/ KENO!

Another ?....what's The Best ON-LINE Game to play...
Most will say BlackJack....I don't like BlackJack!

Thanks in Advance......................MR. NEWLYWED
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I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.

Fvck me just caught that classic quote. <millionaire>

WinningWand · Oct 2, 2007

J2 said:
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04-19-2005, 10:09 PM </td><td class="thead" style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(253, 222, 130); border-width: 1px 1px 1px 0px; font-weight: normal;" align="right"> #1 </td></tr><tr valign="top"><td class="alt2" style="border-style: solid; border-color: rgb(253, 222, 130); border-width: 0px 1px;" width="175">MR. NEWLYWED<script type="text/javascript"> vbmenu_register("postmenu_1898993", true); </script>
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AnyBody Ever Have Any Luck W/ KENO ON-LINE?
<hr style="color: rgb(253, 222, 130);" size="1">I had a Nice Balance at 2 Different Books...........and Playing KENO all but DEPLETED my Balance!
I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.
But No Luck ON-LINE w/ KENO!

Another ?....what's The Best ON-LINE Game to play...
Most will say BlackJack....I don't like BlackJack!

Thanks in Advance......................MR. NEWLYWED
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I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.

Fvck me just caught that classic quote. <millionaire>

J2,

You are on top of it buddy!!

</millionaire>

Intruder · Oct 2, 2007

don't you guys play 31,234.87 bets with your local on a side?

Lotto winners add the cents to maximize profits.....makes them think you are a square.

Mailman logic 101

vegasguy39 · Oct 2, 2007

J2 said:
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AnyBody Ever Have Any Luck W/ KENO ON-LINE?
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>I had a Nice Balance at 2 Different Books...........and Playing KENO all but DEPLETED my Balance!
I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.
But No Luck ON-LINE w/ KENO!

Another ?....what's The Best ON-LINE Game to play...
Most will say BlackJack....I don't like BlackJack!

Thanks in Advance......................MR. NEWLYWED

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I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.

Fvck me just caught that classic quote. <MILLIONAIRE>

Man, the former RXMANIAC has horseshoes up his ass. Not only does he win Lotto's on a regular basis, he also wins 30k on his sports bets and now, he wins jackpots at Casinos... :monsters-

Hey, at least somebody has some luck..:missingte :nohead:

royboy_3831 · Oct 2, 2007

J2 said:
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Intruder...
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1>Who hasn't Hit The Lotto One Time For a Nice Pick Up?
I Know many people who have Won 100 Grand or More!
Maybe You Need/Should Try It & Smile A$$HOLE!

MR. NW:thumbsup2: :money8: :thumbsup2:

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my god, this guy is fucking hilarious

btw, i don't know of anyone personally that's hit the lotto :sad3:

vegasguy39 · Oct 2, 2007

royboy_3831 said:
btw, i don't know of anyone personally that's hit the lotto :sad3:

That's because, like most of us, you live in the wrong place of the world.

You have to live in South Carolina... I believe.. :missingte :nohead:

Intruder · Oct 2, 2007

< Lotto capper >

ST8 CA$H HOMIE

EZ PHILLIP

J2 · Oct 2, 2007

Play begins with a keno ticket and a crayon. The keno ticket will have numbers 1 through 80 to choose from. To play the game put an X though as many number as you wish, up to 10 or 15. Some casinos also have an option to pick 20, and even one entire side of a card. For convenience the player may get a quick-pick, in which the computer will randomly pick numbers for the player. The serious player may circle groups of numbers and play each possible combination of circles on one ticket. While this may make the game more fun it does not change the massive odds against the player.
After filling out a ticket the player will take it to the counter with his money and the keno host will collect the wager and enter the picks in the computer give the player a receipt. The ticket is not proof of making a bet, only the receipt is. About a minute before the numbers are ready to be drawn the windows will be closed to new to bets. Then 80 ping pong sized balls will be whipped about an air chamber and one at a time 20 of them will be selected. If enough of the chosen 20 match the player's picks then the ticket wins according to the number of matches and the amount bet. If the tickets loses, as they usually do, then the next round is just about five minutes away.

from wizard of odds

keno

e-z cash

uppy:

Intruder · Oct 2, 2007

J2 said:
from wizard of odds

keno

e-z cash

uppy:

ya gotta cap the keno, most people just don't have cousins that are on ESPN radio and give inside info

STR8 CA$H HOMIE

EZ PHILLIP

fuck, who took my posting name?

J2 · Oct 2, 2007

The probability of hitting all 20 is 1 in combin(80,20) = 3,535,316,142,212,180,000. So the odds are more like 3.5 quintillion to one. Assuming all 5 billion people on earth played once a week, there would be one winner every 13.56 million years, on average. Most casinos pay the same amount for hitting close to 20. For example, the Las Vegas Hilton pays $20,000 for hitting 17 or more out of 20. I have never heard of anyone ever hitting 20 out of 20, and I doubt very much that it has ever happened.

from woo

nice odds

Intruder · Oct 2, 2007

J2 said:
from woo

nice odds

20-30 times??? :103631605

digit

man some of the Maniac/Gamecock/EZ/MRNW threads are priceless

Intruder · Oct 2, 2007

J2 did you see the baseball thread that I called him out on where he added 50 wins and subtracted 20 losses?

classic stuff

J2 · Oct 2, 2007

After you win the lottery and win 30-40 keno jackpots, what else is there to dominate?

J2 · Oct 2, 2007

Intruder said:
J2 did you see the baseball thread that I called him out on where he added 50 wins and subtracted 20 losses?

classic stuff

Classic stuff

only in his bizarro world

TheShotDoctor · Oct 3, 2007

And This Is TRUE.........

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J2 did you see the baseball thread that I called him out on where he added 50 wins and subtracted 20 losses?

classic stuff
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Classic stuff

only in his bizarro world
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Hit Well Over 30 @ TREASURES...3 Used To Be Located In Columbia, Before They Were Banned & I've Hit 3 @ Harrah's In Cherokee, NC!

THIS IS TRUE!

BTW:
Thanks To You For The Constant "Bumping" Of This BIG PARLAY Winner From Last Season! Very Nice WIN!

MR. NW:toast:

J2 · Oct 3, 2007

Don't worry Newlywed

This thread will be a classic for a long time

Great job on hitting 30+ keno jackpots

Need BYU -17 To Win a 3K Parlay Card........

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