Avocado is your Mom calling yet? It's past 9. Her little green fruit needs his beddy by....
Mom: How's the job hunt going?
Fruit: Harden shot 2 times in 2nd half Mom!
Mom: huh?
Fruit: He is so bad Mom i spent all night laughing so hard at him
Mom: O sweetie
Fruit: Me and the guys at Therx had such fun tonight watching the games Momma
Mom: Sweetie i am concerned about you
Fruit: Momma, I have a new best friend
Mom: Sweetie, this has to stop, have you looked for a job?
Fruit: He is a real cool guy. He is like a doctor and makes real good and cool sports picks and he like loves me, i think, no i know!
Mom: Sweetie, me and dad are very concerned.
Fruit: I think i love him to Momma
Mom: so you haven't looked for a job?
Fruit: Mom, i told you, i don't have time.! Me and all my friends were having too much fun
Mom: all day, all freakin day you didn't look for a job again?
Fruit: My job is to be freakin' awesome Mom! The guys at therx love me and i love all of them. Except for Crude. He is awful, so mean like Rob from HS
Mom: go to bed Sam. We will talk more about this with Dad at breakfast.
Fruit: Yes, Momma. Just let me say goodnight to the boys first.