most ridiculous thing you've said or done to 'get some'

[birminghambook]

i once tried to impress a woman into bed by telling her i had coined the phrase "pardon my french".

it worked!

 

[Seymour]

let me just stick the tip in.

Oh we dear lord - I have said this so many times.

 

[PBR]

i once tried to impress a woman into bed by telling her i had coined the phrase "pardon my french".

it worked!

What's up, Costanza?

 

[whalewager]

"just the tip" is most of you guys entire dick

 

[mrpotter1]

"It's not sex if you just blow me"

 

[mlfp]

"I'm Ronald Jenkees."

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