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The Straightshooter
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spoke in a British accent all night once upon a time to score
 

The Straightshooter
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Being from Kentucky, that's not an easy feat either. Listened to alot of Oasis and Blur back in the day

sounded like a lame ass Liam Gallagher wannabe
 

The Straightshooter
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one night stands and first dates: of course, you HAVE TO SAY "I don't usually do this sort of thing" and go into the "but you're special' or "you're different" and all that crap

and afterwards, if you can cry on cue or fake it real good like you FEEL GUILTY FOR GOING ALL THE WAY, that works well if you want another shot at it down the line
 

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" We don't even have to touch and I can feel you". Just real cornball shit. Can I listen to your heartbeat. The dumbest shit works on broads. I feel like I've known you my whole life.
 

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yep burtrapp, alot of women eat that stuff up, you can get them to do the freakiest things with stuff like that LOL :toast:
 

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yes and to think, you already didnt like me. i cant imagine this helped.


Actually MoFo it helped. To talk about it and let it out helps a little. The problem is I dated her as a sophomore in high school. Broke up with her because she wouldnt have sex but we were only 15 yo. Got kicked out of high school a month later. Got married, had 2 kids. Married 28 yrs. Mind you never seen the woman since kicked out. Got a divorce. Called the ex girlfriend some 30 yrs later, had sex thought everything was great. No to the marriage thing. I could handle it but she is smoking hot. 110 lbs. And beautiful. I wish I knew how to phucking put a pic of myself on here, you guys would say forget about it you could get many women. But I'm not like that. I want her. :sad3:
 

to tell the truth you dont amaze me
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Actually MoFo it helped. To talk about it and let it out helps a little. The problem is I dated her as a sophomore in high school. Broke up with her because she wouldnt have sex but we were only 15 yo. Got kicked out of high school a month later. Got married, had 2 kids. Married 28 yrs. Mind you never seen the woman since kicked out. Got a divorce. Called the ex girlfriend some 30 yrs later, had sex thought everything was great. No to the marriage thing. I could handle it but she is smoking hot. 110 lbs. And beautiful. I wish I knew how to phucking put a pic of myself on here, you guys would say forget about it you could get many women. But I'm not like that. I want her. :sad3:


i know how to post a pic of myself on here, ive done it a few times when people wanted me to prove who i was. ive actually got a pic holding a sign calling jman a faggot. you can load it up on a hosting site like imageshak. i just take them off my myspace and copy and paste.

talking about it helps a lot. i cant believe you still love this girl after that long. you'll laugh, but im actually in the process of writing a book about perspective, appreciation, relationships and things of that nature. id love to talk with ya anytime in more detail about your specific situation. you may think im a fucktard, and i may be, but i do understand people pretty well and i definitely care about things like this. your relationships are what matter....much more than anything else.
money doesnt make you who you are, your friends and family do.
 

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Get this inspirational bullshit over with so we can continue talking about fucking bitches.

Talking to an ex about the girl I was just getting into a relationship with at the time. The sex hadn't started in the new relationship so I felt the need to get some to hold me over:
"She's great, I really like her... But she's not you."

That's all it took to blow a load in her mouth, tremendous.
 

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Get this inspirational bullshit over with so we can continue talking about fucking bitches.

Talking to an ex about the girl I was just getting into a relationship with at the time. The sex hadn't started in the new relationship so I felt the need to get some to hold me over:
"She's great, I really like her... But she's not you."

That's all it took to blow a load in her mouth, tremendous.


haha ive used that one with success as well.

:party:
 

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"Go Fuck yourself...leave me alone...get away from me..."
 

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Shit, I've tried 'em all...doctor's orders...I've only got two months to live....I rescue abandoned puppies from being euthanized (that means put to sleep, Dre)...even told one my dick had magical healing powers
 

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"Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouth."
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They'd all have sex with me anyway.

wish I knew how to phucking put a pic of myself on here, you guys would say forget about it you could get many women.

Please do this so we can tell you so.
 

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