Nobody likes you here. Nobody.
You can pretend you don't care, but we all know that's a lie.
And what a futile lie that is?
JC's conversation with his lazy eyed 180lbs wife during breakfast:
Sweetie what's wrong? You havent touched your breakfast.
-There are these guys online that give me shit all day everyday since like 2012.
Thats ridiculous, who wouldnt wanna be your friend?
-Well, PatsFan used to defend me but even him hates me after I made him lose some $ due to my LOCK threads
What's a lock thread?
-Something that you cant lose!
So you are a lock thread to me? FML