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The Tiger jokes have started...

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!


Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."


Tiger is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.....


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron
 

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Just like someone else posted why do guys like him even get married and then have multiple affairs?? Have to feel bad for his wife who feels the blunt of this. Can she be comfie in public and emotionally the hurt is pretty bad. So many on here joke about this..but suppose this hit your family directly and it was the women screwing others.
 

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This will come back to haunt them.........I for one will NEVER buy anything from his sponsors..................GIVE ME THE THE LIST SO I MISTAKINGLY DON'T DO SUCH A THING.

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Until Tiger Woods becomes the celebrity spokesman for DumpsterDivers Inc or for the $8.99 all you can eat buffet at FillYourGrill Steakhouse, you're probably going to be safe, my southern Pinellas County brother.
 

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More trouble will be down the road.......your statement is true for now.......but will not be 20 years from now in all liklihood.

So pro athletes in 20+ years will be breaking some of today's records?

What a shocking and brave forecast!
 

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press conference canceled.
1 million dollar payoff for whore to keep quiet. gloria probably will get half.
i bet the slut who only got 150k to talk to US magazine is pissed.
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I heard after he hit the tree, his wife used a twee wood to get him out.:):)
 

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More trouble will be down the road.......your statement is true for now.......but will not be 20 years from now in all liklihood.

I was in my late 20's when Nicholas came along and I thought we would never see anything like it again. I was wrong. In my late 60's now and I'm pretty sure that I wont see anything like it again.
 

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EDIT: I think you're smarter than to post such claptrap....Please desist with the line of reasoning I just Deleted here

--bar


Bar,

I would agree that my post was out-of-line and uncalled for. For that I extend my apologies, but I should not also be required to read his racists comments, time after time.
 
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I was in my late 20's when Nicholas came along and I thought we would never see anything like it again. I was wrong. In my late 60's now and I'm pretty sure that I wont see anything like it again.

"I was in my late 20's when Nicholas came along"

You found out about Santa Claus in your 20's?

:lol:
 

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OMG......Tiger......"Here's 60 mill, stay with me for 2 years"

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Tiger Woods holds his daugher, Sam, and speaks to his wife, Elin Nordegren, at Stanford Stadium on Nov. 21, 2009 in Palo Alto, Calif.

Tiger Woods has offered his wife, Elin Nordegren, as much as $60 million (U.S.) to stay with him for another two years, according to reports.

The Chicago Sun-Times reported on Wednesday that Woods and Nordegren agreed to immediately revisit the pre-nuptial agreement they signed upon getting married in 2004.

The original document had Nordegren reaping a relatively meagre $20 million if she remained married to Woods for a decade. Woods was already vastly wealthy when he married. His worth now hovers around $1 billion, the most ever for an athlete.
The Sun-Times report had the amount bumped "substantially."

This morning, the Daily Beast website released the numbers. According to its unnamed source, Woods agreed to immediately transfer $5 million into Nordegren's personal account.

Also, the pre-nup has been torn up and rewritten. Nordegren will now take an additional $55 million if she stays with Woods for two more years.
The presumed goal here is to preserve normalcy – both for personal and business reasons – inside the Woods household.

The couple have reportedly begun a binge of marriage-counselling sessions inside their home "several" times per day.

Woods and Nordegren remain hidden from the public eye. If Woods hoped that his online message of apology would sate the public appetite for news, that apparently is impossible.

According to the Daily Beast, paparazzi are offering $250,000 for a single picture of Nordegren with the two young Woods children, and as much as $100,000 for a tip that leads to a successful photo.

And Woods friend Jesper Parnevik has also begun what could turn in to moral pile up.

The Swedish golf pro once employed Nordegren as a nanny.

"I would be especially sad about it – I really feel sorry for Elin – since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with (Woods)," Parnevik told the Golf Channel on Wednesday. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her."<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
 

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i doubt tiger is paying the money. he is cheap. probably getting nike to give elin the money.
 

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So 3 girls have come out... You know there has to be more..

I figure he tried to play atleast 9 holes.....
 

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