liquid's locks - college football edition

[MtrCtyPimp]

LIquid! Saw you out on berryessa this morning...was that a walleye you pulled out? Who was that fine piece of ass in the purple thong bikini sitting on the front of your yacht...I believe you had the 48 footer out this morning, not the catamaran, correct? Either way, I could tell by your fishing luck tonight was going to be a great football night for you, not to mention that you are probably the most talented college football handicapper I've ever met in person...there was once a legendary egyptian handicapper who would look into the eye of the sphinx every day at 5:55 AM and somehow he could see every line which would cover...like I said, never met him in person, probably just a myth. But heck, with the way this pittsburgh game is looking tonight, you may become a bit of a "mythical creature" yourself.

I'd liken you to Kharybdis or Charybdis, who was a sea monster, the daughter of Poseidon and Gaia. She takes form as a monstrous mouth and swallows huge amounts of water three times a day before belching them back out again, creating whirlpools....the reason you remind me of Kharybdis is because, each morning you take in all the lines, and you spit out about 3 a day which are just pure liquid gold, then they turn into whirlpools where all the book's cash flows down the cabin of your catamaran...that's why i think you are like Kharybdis.

Good luck on Pittsburgh, I unloaded my whole bankroll on them once I saw the walleye plus the look in your eye this morning

:dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::Guitarman:cripwalk:

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingteI love these guysope:ope:

PEACE

 

[MtrCtyPimp]

Thank you Legend, I sincerely appreciate the analogy. I have some walleye filets in my sub zero freezer, I'll send you a few. You still staying at Auberge du Soleil's VIP cottage? I'll have Esequio, my driver, make the delivery. This game makes me feel like pouring a bottle of Bombay Sapphire all over Diane Lane from "Unfaithful." Demi Moore from "One Crazy Summer" would walk in and three of us would pull off a dirtier, higher in alcohol scene from "Wild Things." Everything's coming to fruition for me as well as all of you (the faithful clients). I haven't felt this hot since NBA tip off last year. Jump on the Aggies now, the action will give you special powers. I can't promise every last one of you won't become clairvoyant. If you drive tonight make sure avoid the jack rabbit start, make the most out of your Chevron with Techron.

Cheers,

Liquid Return III

If you dont find these two amusing you should really have your heads examined.:nohead:ope:

PEACE

 

[alexda]

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingteI love these guysope:ope:

PEACE

yea, dont take them seriously and u'll realize how funny they/he are/is. fucken hilarious

 

[liquid return]

Welcome back faithful clientele! Sorry that I've neglected you for a couple weeks. I know you're itching for the sweet liquid so I have a monumental lock for tomorrow night that will satiate even the thirstiest of clients. I have been so hot as of late and I don't know why. Perhaps it was the fresh porcini mushrooms I sauteed and sprinkled all over my farfalle last night. Or maybe it was speaking to those underpriveleged Eurasians, I believe most of them were from Siberia. I adopted one of those little bastards and am currently training it to cap using liquid physics. It's tough work having a son, especially one who knows nothing about value... yet. I named him Igor. He should keep his slavic roots after all he is originally from Siberia. Not to mention, I want him to always remember he is not American and never will be. Madolyn Smith Osborne, some may remember as Chevy Chase's wife in the movie Funny Farm and my current main squeeze, is looking after the three year old peasant while I burn the books with ice cold value. Enjoy the play... I know I will.

Auburn +3: Solid

 

[liquid return]

I'm just letting all of you know that Auburn couldn't be more cold blooded tonight. Don't take it from me, take it from my track record.

 

[OAKAS]

Hey liquid. I was just wondering if you had your daily swim to Alcatraz and back today?

 

[Selectrick]

This is more of a leisurely jog for me. I know lines better than anyone, and while NBA is my nomme de plume, I still LOVE college football and bet it intelligently. As my first icy cold lock I will be unloading my bankroll on Middle Tennessee St. tomorrow night. This will be fun for everyone especially when we abduct "the book" and knock up his wife.

Grading the Plays

Liquid - solid einsteinium

Solid - solid platinum

Gas - solid gold


Middle Tennessee St. -3: Liquid

:lukesky

NBA is your alias???? If you're going to try to sound intelligent at least use a dictionary! Did you mean it was your forte? (strength?)

 

[Selectrick]

No, no, no, first of all they are my levels so they don't have to make sense to you. Second of all, my first name is Liquid therefore Liquid must be "solid einsteinium" or the best play money can buy. I used solid as a 2nd tier play because it relates to a solid lock or a solid pick, I just like the way it sounds. Thirdly, Liquid Return defies the laws of physics and only answers to Haitian Voodoo demi-gods. Lastly, a gas pick just doesn't have the cache of a liquid or solid lock.

Once again, did you mean cachet? A cache is that storage space in your PC or a stash made by an Eskimo or something. Are you an Eskie??