LIquid! Saw you out on berryessa this morning...was that a walleye you pulled out? Who was that fine piece of ass in the purple thong bikini sitting on the front of your yacht...I believe you had the 48 footer out this morning, not the catamaran, correct? Either way, I could tell by your fishing luck tonight was going to be a great football night for you, not to mention that you are probably the most talented college football handicapper I've ever met in person...there was once a legendary egyptian handicapper who would look into the eye of the sphinx every day at 5:55 AM and somehow he could see every line which would cover...like I said, never met him in person, probably just a myth. But heck, with the way this pittsburgh game is looking tonight, you may become a bit of a "mythical creature" yourself.
I'd liken you to Kharybdis or Charybdis, who was a sea monster, the daughter of Poseidon and Gaia. She takes form as a monstrous mouth and swallows huge amounts of water three times a day before belching them back out again, creating whirlpools....the reason you remind me of Kharybdis is because, each morning you take in all the lines, and you spit out about 3 a day which are just pure liquid gold, then they turn into whirlpools where all the book's cash flows down the cabin of your catamaran...that's why i think you are like Kharybdis.
Good luck on Pittsburgh, I unloaded my whole bankroll on them once I saw the walleye plus the look in your eye this morning
:dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::Guitarman:cripwalk:
I'd liken you to Kharybdis or Charybdis, who was a sea monster, the daughter of Poseidon and Gaia. She takes form as a monstrous mouth and swallows huge amounts of water three times a day before belching them back out again, creating whirlpools....the reason you remind me of Kharybdis is because, each morning you take in all the lines, and you spit out about 3 a day which are just pure liquid gold, then they turn into whirlpools where all the book's cash flows down the cabin of your catamaran...that's why i think you are like Kharybdis.
Good luck on Pittsburgh, I unloaded my whole bankroll on them once I saw the walleye plus the look in your eye this morning
:dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::dogtoilet:chest::Guitarman:cripwalk:
Thank you Legend, I sincerely appreciate the analogy. I have some walleye filets in my sub zero freezer, I'll send you a few. You still staying at Auberge du Soleil's VIP cottage? I'll have Esequio, my driver, make the delivery. This game makes me feel like pouring a bottle of Bombay Sapphire all over Diane Lane from "Unfaithful." Demi Moore from "One Crazy Summer" would walk in and three of us would pull off a dirtier, higher in alcohol scene from "Wild Things." Everything's coming to fruition for me as well as all of you (the faithful clients). I haven't felt this hot since NBA tip off last year. Jump on the Aggies now, the action will give you special powers. I can't promise every last one of you won't become clairvoyant. If you drive tonight make sure avoid the jack rabbit start, make the most out of your Chevron with Techron.
Cheers,
Liquid Return III
Cheers,
Liquid Return III
This is scary. I think I'm on the verge of something huge. When you see that liquid return for the first time it's like dropping three xanex in an orange crush and blowing a line. I know some of you are hooked. No worries, more to come. First Pittsburgh, then this? Jump on the wagon African children, we're going to see America - land of the free, home of the brave, and Liquid Return's playground.
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:drink: 
I've been good at a lot of things in my life; fly fishing, deep sea fishing, agriculture, oenology, paleontology, rituals, nailing older celebrity smokeshows, picking NBA winners against the spread. I'm a jack of all trades that are worth a damn. But never have I had such a sweet, sweeeeet little knack for capping college sports. I'm encouraging all of you to leap on Oregon tonight. i couldn't miss even if I tried right now. For those newcomers out there who are only reading the thread for the first time, sit back and make yourself a mohito. Use fresh mint, that's the key, and a lot of alcohol. Pop some prescription drugs and watch yourself become a genius.
Cheers,
Liquid Return III
Cheers,
Liquid Return III
ope:VirginiaWhat a great week for me, a winning week. I'm excited to carry that momentum into tonights game and make a tight, tiiiight little cover. I even went so far as to buy the rights to the rabbit sausage at Mustard's Restaurant. In the past, only royalty and obscenely rich business moguls could afford (and be allowed) to try such a dish. Now, your's truly, has exclusive rights to the delicious fusion of flavor and expense. I have to thank Utah State for making all of this possible, as well as you (the faithful client) for following me blindly and unloading your bank account. Here is the pick for tonight...
FAU +3.5: Solid
* I also really like a teaser involving the brave FAU Owls and the sweet li'l arse of the under. Tease by 8 points, put on Bob Seger's "Night Moves," and start drinking. It's going to be a hell of a game.
Your's Truly,
Liquid Return III
FAU +3.5: Solid
* I also really like a teaser involving the brave FAU Owls and the sweet li'l arse of the under. Tease by 8 points, put on Bob Seger's "Night Moves," and start drinking. It's going to be a hell of a game.
Your's Truly,
Liquid Return III
Friday night lights sweet girls. I'm excited as shit for this Friday gold mine. TGIF god damnit. My favorite show on TGIF was Step by Step, because there were two young, hot daughters and Suzanne Somers who I would feed dirty martinis and nail no questions asked. In other news, I have a secret saturday lock that all of you will follow. I'll give you a hint... neuheisel's sweet, sweet, sweeeeeet li'l arse.
Friday Night Light
OVER 56 Louisville/Memphis: Gas
Friday Night Light
OVER 56 Louisville/Memphis: Gas
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