Ladies: decent comebacks for stupid pickup lines

[xpanda]

Candles? Get the fuck outta here.

You've no idea what you're on about.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

you have to hold the door open otherwise your big ape self would be in the way

Well, it's not like I'd be standing in the middle of the doorway for an extended period of time.

Another thing that irks the fuck outta me is when people don't say thank you when you hold the door open for them. Pricks.

I hate everyone.

You've no idea what you're on about.

I don't even know what that means. Stupid Canadians, this isn't England.

 

[WVU]

drip....ouch
drip....ouch
drip....ouch

mmmm

 

[xpanda]

drip....ouch
drip....ouch
drip....ouch

mmmm

For the <i>lighting</I> you pervert.

 

[WVU]

For the lighting you pervert.

Oh dear Tanya, you don't know what you are on about.

:lol:

 

[bullets]

Stupid pick up line.

Would you like to go to my place and do some math?

Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

So eh... missus, how's your belly for a lodger ?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

:missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte

You are fuckin funny for a terrorist.


Email me your adress and ill send you some porn to calm you down,

p

What's your email address, Paul? Or get my email from the mods and shoot me one, and I'll hit you back...complete with my porn preferences. You're the man.

 

[PornoPaul]

What's your email address, Paul? Or get my email from the mods and shoot me one, and I'll hit you back...complete with my porn preferences. You're the man.

Paul@SinsationPictures.com

I got no beasteality or Al-qaida porn :missingte No fat chick either. I hope that you can still pick something out to get you going?

P

 

[RobFunk]

post of the year

Terrible. Youre killing the spirit of the thread. He said that like 2 days ago. Disect something and give some interjection or come with something. Come on, dont be a NOOB.

 

[billsgirl]

You can use the one that billhill999 used on me in a pm on baseball.com.

"You know a lot about baseball, are you sure you are a woman?"

Hell, it worked. He thought I was a guy for a year.

 

[RobFunk]

See That Dsethi?! Not even 100 posts and contributes.

 

[PornoPaul]

Man-- hey baby, what's your name?
Woman-- FuckOff

Man-- Oh, You're Russian? I like that.uke1:

 

[kingbill]

Man-- hey baby, what's your name?
Woman-- FuckOff

Man-- Oh, You're Russian? I like that.uke1:

Nice...I Like that one...you just can never let them bust on you with out returning it

 

[Massmilwaukee]

Hey baby, you ever been with a professional pianist?