Kimchee Gambles on a 26 year old Virgin

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this has divorce written all over it.

"I don't want to fuck you right now, let alone kiss you on the lips, but please pay for me to come to America and to live with you until I find another guy that's cooler, better looking, more successful, and not a much of a fucking douchebag homosexual so I can cheat on you with him and then take half of everything you own."

Congratulations man, you should be very excited.

Two words. Prenuptial Agreement.


:missingte :missingte no prenup here , bro.....she ain't that kind of girl !Fvck...Dimitri Young just homered

As the Famous line from Risky Business goes ...

JOEL.." sometimes you gotta say, WHAT THE FVCK !!!":aktion033
 

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She aint going to leave you. You will be fine don't expect bjs and anal. In fact don't expect much sex at all. The best you will get is trying to concieve.

i can see it now..

a great wife , but a shitty lover ....

like i said , although i don't want to , for us men..."sex isn't love "..so i have no problems visiting my second cousin at suki's massage ... :thumbsup:
 

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i know bro...

but after my last relationship, i discovered one thing ....In any relationship , YOU"ve GOT to BELIEVE ! In a Sick Way, maybe that's one reason I am attracted to her since she is A Virgin And I Believe She Will Be Faithful...at least Right Now.

I know Sexually , It maybe a challange ....Hell, I'll Always Have The Whorehouses n escorts to fallback on if it gets real bad .

Sex n love are complete Different things for men n woman . SHe's Gonna be a GREAT WIFE and We'll Be IN LOVE ....as Far As The SEX....?.....well, I truly Hope I can Be as Faithful :thumbsup:

ahh, true love.



holy jihad, be careful of what you ask for...:ohno:He's baaacck.
 

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man, I forgot to ask....

So if your intended is a virgin...is this because she's religious? Don't tell us she's a Moonie. :lol:
 

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man, I forgot to ask....

So if your intended is a virgin...is this because she's religious? Don't tell us she's a Moonie. :lol:

No she's not a Moonie ...but She is a VIRginess Witness!:thumbsup:
 

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:WTF:that was actually a funny retort, dude.

uh, could be worse, she's not fat, old, or handicapped. :pope:
 

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:WTF:that was actually a funny retort, dude.

uh, could be worse, she's not fat, old, or handicapped. :pope:


thanx dude....

she may not be no model , but she's good enough for a 37 year old fvck like me .....i'm doin good !!!:thumbsup:
 

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Man I hope she's at least willing to learn when it comes to the bedroom. Was she saving herself for marriage or is she just prude? Not even a kiss on the lips? Good luck.
 

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As long as she makes you happy,thats all that matters.best of luck to you.:thumbsup:
 

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Man I hope she's at least willing to learn when it comes to the bedroom. Was she saving herself for marriage or is she just prude? Not even a kiss on the lips? Good luck.


I'm not shittin ya J .. the old school gals over there Really Feel as though "kissing on da LIPS" is next to givin up the cookie !

The crazy thing is ...She Was totally uninhibited when it came to Holding hands in rfront of people or Leaning her head on my shoulder in the subway or me even puttin my arm around her shoulder in public. now, I was kissing her on the neck n ear in private and she had no problems with that as long as it wasn't too public...but as soon as I tried for the lips , she wouldn't go there . That's when she explained to me , that The LIps were for After Marriage ...of Course we had a conversation Bein I was a bit confused n frustrated ..not so much as to get in her pants, But to Just naturally express myself n my affection for her. That's when She understood n confessed to me that a "good korean Lady "saves herself for marriage .

I was floored , But to tell ya the truth ...I actually respected that n dug her Even More ...sounds crazy , i know ....

but to answer your question...I really don't Think she's a PRUde ...just tryin To Be wholesome .

It don't Matter, I'll Find out soon enough !:bunnies:
 

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Dammit that picture of hers looked so familiar, then it dawned on me.

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Mr. J

While I was over There , I learned That Even The Korean actresses Who are UNmarried Will ONLY KISS on THE LIPS for A Movie ROle , but Will NOt KISS on da Lips with Their off screen Boyfriend.

Interesting, Korea is Becoming More modern n developed in Many areas . Even The Woman are getting Divorced accepting more Western ways . I'm hopin my Gal ain't Too western . She Still wants To Cook n clean For Me when She comes over ...I just Hope She puts out At least . Anyway , the koreans Are Still tryin To hold onto Some Values n traditions , But in a way , I've Also Discovered some hypocrisy in their system .

while they generally restrain From PUBLIC Affection , The Hooker Rate n whore houses are In abundance ! Many Korean Men Have Had a night In a brothel ....Its Actually an unspoken way of life for some .
 

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