Joe the Plumber: Icon of Conservative Intolerance

[barman]

And of course make sure to deny your kids attendance at anything remotely cultural - such as the symphony, opera, musical theatre productions etc

Those places are just teeming with The Gay

 

[barman]

And for SURE don't forget how many male nurses at hospitals and ERs might be Gay. Those guys might start to investigate an injury on one of your kids, touch their broken arm (for example) and then just be unable to resist doing something really, really horrible.

 

[barman]

Boy, after reading my last few posts I'm really glad that my kids are grown and I no longer have to be concerned with this kind of important stuff.

 

[festeringZit]

And of course make sure to deny your kids attendance at anything remotely cultural - such as the symphony, opera, musical theatre productions etc

Those places are just teeming with The Gay

Thanks Barman,

I've been performing in various bands since junior high - I guess
music productions are ok unless it's not musical theatre huh?

Good to know.

 

[punter]

Wow! The Renaissance Zit.

 

[barman]

Thanks Barman,

I've been performing in various bands since junior high - I guess
music productions are ok unless it's not musical theatre huh?

Good to know.

We may never know about those very vulnerable years as a teenage boy.

You could well have had numerous gay directors, assistants, student teachers, substitute teachers etc. And the only reason they didn't molest you is because you were too wily for them or more likely they were molesting one of your classmates and the kid was too frightened to tell anyone in authority.

 

[barman]

But I won't argue there's a direct correlation between the percentage of Show Tunes in the production and the odds that one or more of the adults in charge are just Super Super Gay.

 

[Willie99]

We may never know about those very vulnerable years as a teenage boy.

You could well have had numerous gay directors, assistants, student teachers, substitute teachers etc. And the only reason they didn't molest you is because you were too wily for them or more likely they were molesting one of your classmates and the kid was too frightened to tell anyone in authority.

you been packing?

 

[barman]

"Packing" a troubling word when inserted* into this here Thread

But, since you asked, no. I'm actually a bit over seven months abstinent, but I'm going to hook up in the next few weeks.

Once I get my tax guy and a couple other small payables zeroed out

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*Goes without sayin' that "Inserted" is also a potential fire starter in this here thread

 

[barman]

Oh Christ...I almost forgot...

FLORISTS

And Specialty Designer Landscapers!

(not regular hetero lawn/garden guys)

Thank goodness I remembered before shutting down for the night.

Odds are strongly in favor of ZIT seeing this post well before morning when those guys are just driving around everywhere in those pink vans. Plenty of time to give the kids a refresher course on what action to take in the event they either see a florist's van or (please God no) see some guy planting flowers alongside a shrubbery.

 

[rolltide]

very funny that barjoke had 4 straight posts in this thread in the span of 6 minutes and 8 posts in less than 25' most which were not even responded to

i can almost see him toking in between posts with each lovely inhale creating a new set of synapses that produce, what he feels to be, truly enlightening words for us all

how about we just have an entire barfool thread for him to discuss issues amongst...well, himself

 

[barman]

And before another one you accuses me of just screwin' around here, advance this here Video to about 3min and you'll see a Shrubber.

TELL ME he's not a fan of Streisand

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[barman]

i can almost see him toking in between posts

You and me both. As noted a couple posts above, I'm about seven months abstinent from use of the Kind

This is just random stream of consciousness while I watch the end of the Vancouver/Chicago game and of course tend to my underpaid duties as LateNightMod

 

[barman]

Also watching The American League Champions ramming one up the Yankees keester as these two guys

go Back 2 Back off of aging Mariano Rivera

 

[Willie99]

I'm hoping they don't blow this lead Barboy, that two out rally by the Yanks in the 8th kinda pissed me off.

 

[festeringZit]

We may never know about those very vulnerable years as a teenage boy.

You could well have had numerous gay directors, assistants, student teachers, substitute teachers etc. And the only reason they didn't molest you is because you were too wily for them or more likely they were molesting one of your classmates and the kid was too frightened to tell anyone in authority.

Actually to be honest, I had a faggot try and molest me once when
I was about 13 years old.

I'm sure some of you guys will try and make jokes about it, I fully
expect that.

So, I speak from personal experience when I speak of these things.

 

[festeringZit]

Also watching The American League Champions ramming one up the Yankees keester as these two guys

go Back 2 Back off of aging Mariano Rivera

Beating the Yankees these days is just not news-worthy any more.

 

[JohnnyMac]

Go back to the internet of 75 years ago, and you would see F'ing Zit and JTP post that they would not allow Negroes to be around their children. They are on the wrong side of history.

Most sex crimes are committed by heterosexual males, by far. If you want to protect your children, keep them away from the straights.

 

[barman]

Actually to be honest, I had a faggot try and molest me once when
I was about 13 years old.

I'm sure some of you guys will try and make jokes about it, I fully
expect that.

So, I speak from personal experience when I speak of these things.

I was hitchhiking once at about age 15 (used to do that all over North Dallas area as a teenager) and some guy in what appeared to be his 20s picked me up and as he was getting me to my destination about two miles up the road he asked me if I wanted to go to his place and "have some fun".

Being as my Momma raised me to be polite, I said No Thank You and then Thanks for the Ride and got out of there.



I still wonder to this day if he was a florist.

 

[barman]

BTW, RollTide deserves a serious hat tip as he aptly notes I would have helped ZIT a lot more had I condensed my counsel down into one post.

Then he could like, print it out and make copies to give to not only his wife and kids, but all the parents and kids in their hood who are serious about keeping The Gay away from their young'ns