In Barmans world...

[barman]

This is my rule (if Barman agrees, all the better):

18. Golf courses need to charge patrons that want to walk more than those who take a cart.

I haven't been golfing since 1993 so you fellas will have to settle that in the private sector.

Call this guy and have him run your campaign

 

[barman]

19. thursday all hitters in MLB will be allowed to use an illuminum bat

Sense my usually phunny phriend in that Panama not only has spelling difficulties, but also has posted a line that makes absolutely no sense in context of this here thread, I am hereby putting the #19 slot up for resale to the highest bidder.

 

[barman]

21.) There would be no separate restrooms for males or females. Either sex could use any restroom they wished.

21a) No problem here, but Time At the Sink Area would be strictly limited to 60 seconds per patron.

 

[barman]

gay couples would be given first priority in all adoption matters

The above post can only be accepted as a complete Troll comment on accounta it does not have a proper number in front of it.

 

[barman]

The national anthem of illuminum bat lovers.

Come on barman, sing along as I know you know the words to this song.

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w3mnPHdlp08&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

I have never heard that song (or seen the music video clip) in my short 49.4 years. However, I promise to check it out after dinner, after which I will assign you a grade for the Comedic Level of your post.

 

[roadreeler57]

22. Gay pillow fights in place of big time wrestling.

 

[OnWisconsin]

23) he would tell soonerdawg how to access the 2007 service plays threads...and 2006....soonerdawg can only go back to the beginning of last season

 

[barman]

SDawg, check with Wilheim on that question. Simple answer from me is that I Don't Know

 

[OnWisconsin]

SDawg, check with Wilheim on that question. Simple answer from me is that I Don't Know

cool, thanks. since i hang out here i thought i'd take a shot

 

[barman]

15)

True story...The Bar n Grill official Walkman slipped from it's belt pouch today (for approximately the 177th time since I first adopted it) and droppe to the pavement with a loud bang and spewing both AA batteries out the side.

For a moment I was traumatized.

"Oh shit! If I have to upgrade to a 21st century media device, I'll have lost a valuable component of my RxForum caricature personality!!"


GOOD NEWS....Stuffed the batteries back in, put the Walkman tenderly and lovingly back into the belt pouch and punched on the TB Rays afternoon broadcast without further incident.

After all the crap you boyz have given me this past few weeks, I'm determined to be using it to listen to sports radio for at least the next ten years.

And I pledge to bring it with me to the Rx Bash whenever I finally make one.

 

[punter]

Get an I-phone, You can make bets to a website right from your mower.

Plus the music of course.

 

[Mistermj]

True story...The Bar n Grill official Walkman slipped from it's belt pouch today (for approximately the 177th time since I first adopted it) and droppe to the pavement with a loud bang and spewing both AA batteries out the side.

For a moment I was traumatized.

"Oh shit! If I have to upgrade to a 21st century media device, I'll have lost a valuable component of my RxForum caricature personality!!"


GOOD NEWS....Stuffed the batteries back in, put the Walkman tenderly and lovingly back into the belt pouch and punched on the TB Rays afternoon broadcast without further incident.

After all the crap you boyz have given me this past few weeks, I'm determined to be using it to listen to sports radio for at least the next ten years.

And I pledge to bring it with me to the Rx Bash whenever I finally make one.

I'll have to admit I bounced one off the concrete steps of Lambeau Field once...just above the end zone where Bart Starr once made the most famous play in NFL history.

Actually it wasn't even a Walkman...just a cheapo post '82 knockoff...probably made by those pesky China men or Koreans.

A true dork move nonetheless.

 

[barman]

Get an I-phone, You can make bets to a website right from your mower.

Plus the music of course.

Pretty close to that move, though I'll enshrine the now seven year Walkman in gold plate and keep it in the truck as backup

Went to a Rays game this past Wednesday along with RxForum friend 5TeamParlay

And he had his smartphone on him. Made five different wagers while we are at the game and we were also tracking scores of the afternoon MLB from the pub where we met pregame

 

[punter]

Hell! enshrine it in duct tape it might still work.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

24. Needle exchange center clerks would outnumber police officers & firefighters.

25. LEAP would get more funding than the US Military.

hno:

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

There was a song once i believe it was something like " Stop the world i want to get off".
If its Barmans world then i sang it and its a #1 hit....LOL

 

[Willie99]

26) minimum bets would be lowered to 25 "cent"

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

im surprised you arent a johnny cash fan barman. here is barmans state of california state song...pretty cool lyrics in this song.

27. Prisons would be transformed into greenhouses and prisoners would become gardeners and farmers.


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1zgja26eNeY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1zgja26eNeY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

!~~~!

 

[mplastered]

No more women ( even though I think he secretly loves her )from Alaska allowed to run for office.

 

[kingbill]

26) minimum bets would be lowered to 25 "cent"

26b. and could be paid via paypal